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Welcome to Wiber and Muntz Discount Pokemart
Here we don't sell potions and tms but some of the rarest pokemon available at lowest prices!
How about
>An insomniac anorexic Snorlax
>A Luxray with severe mange
>A 999 year old Ninetales
>An Eevee with a rare genetic disorder that causes it to DIE if it ever evolves
>A nudist Mimikyu
>A ditto that can only ever mimic itself
>A Floatzel with crippling hydrophobia
>A hairless Midnight Lycaroc Looks just like cousin Lou!
>A male Salandit that thinks its a Salazzle
>A Dachsbun that constantly gnaws on itself
>Or how about a Mudkip.... that's all. It's just a mudkip. Nothing 'unique' about it
Any of these pokemon could be yours for the price of a potion Plus a additional 300 Poké Dollars for spay and neutering where applicable or your best offer!
So which pokemon will you be buying?
Here we don't sell potions and tms but some of the rarest pokemon available at lowest prices!
How about
>An insomniac anorexic Snorlax
>A Luxray with severe mange
>A 999 year old Ninetales
>An Eevee with a rare genetic disorder that causes it to DIE if it ever evolves
>A nudist Mimikyu
>A ditto that can only ever mimic itself
>A Floatzel with crippling hydrophobia
>A hairless Midnight Lycaroc Looks just like cousin Lou!
>A male Salandit that thinks its a Salazzle
>A Dachsbun that constantly gnaws on itself
>Or how about a Mudkip.... that's all. It's just a mudkip. Nothing 'unique' about it
Any of these pokemon could be yours for the price of a potion Plus a additional 300 Poké Dollars for spay and neutering where applicable or your best offer!
So which pokemon will you be buying?
