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imagine if there was fucking elemental beasts running about constantly causing earthquakes and droughts and thunderstorms and digging through houses

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 03:47:45 No.53513888 Report

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>>53513806
But there are...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 04:28:22 No.53514114 Report

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>>53513339
Frogs will never be real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 04:31:30 No.53514135 Report

Quoted By: >>53514164 >>53516533

>>53513742
or the amount of pokemon that can be used for war

can you imagine fucking eternatus in a war?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 04:35:16 No.53514155 Report

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>>53513339
Pokemon game cartridges exist within a physical space, so that's false.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 04:37:31 No.53514164 Report

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>>53513656
Your fault for not using a water stone first.

>>53514135
If the opposing general sees this coming, they might bring an army of ninjask to all screech at it at once, then somebody goes and chucks an ice cube at it to finish it off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 05:26:14 No.53514421 Report

Quoted By: >>53516264

>>53513339
Worse than that anon. As far as we can figure out from the last half decade, parallel universes are most likely a thing as our universe most likely collided with one at some point in the distant past as evidenced with some discrepancies on the CMB
>Pokemon might actually be real
>...in some distant, impossible to ever actually get to parallel universe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 05:27:21 No.53514427 Report

Quoted By: >>53514435

>>53513339
just get a dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 05:28:39 No.53514435 Report

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>>53514427
A dog can never respond to me with the same level of discourse and understanding that a pokemon can, while still lacking the inherent malice a human has.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 05:47:29 No.53514524 Report

Quoted By: >>53514533 >>53514568

tell that to my gardevoir tulpa. lovingly married

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 05:49:28 No.53514533 Report

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>>53514524
I have 500 tulpas. Help me. The whole hgss dex.

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Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 05:56:31 No.53514558 Report

Quoted By: >>53514571 >>53514704 >>53516541

>>53513339
real talk now what would YOU do if pokemon existed? what job would you do? and how would your team help you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 05:58:28 No.53514568 Report

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>>53514524
>>53514533
>tulpa
Literal mental illness

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 05:59:34 No.53514571 Report

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>>53514558
Most people here would probably just be mediocre trainers who never get a single badge or do anything notable and then retire to become a wageslave working a dead end job like the Eevee guy in Alola

I mean face it, things like sports or academic competitions already exist and you guys never put in the effort to be good at those so why would you suddenly become motivated if animals gained superpowers

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Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 06:11:04 No.53514614 Report

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AI sexbot pokewaifus fucking when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 06:26:50 No.53514669 Report

Quoted By: >>53514698 >>53514706 >>53514757 >>53516494

>of the infinte universes out there (You) were born in the one without Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 06:32:53 No.53514698 Report

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>>53514669
I think infinite universe theory is physicist cope

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Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 06:34:48 No.53514704 Report

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>>53514558
I would probably become a breeder for competitive pokemon to make an easy buck a pokemon you wanted with 6IVs with a reasonable price is an offer you can't refuse

i would probably have a lot of mons with flame body to hatch eggs way faster

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Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 06:35:04 No.53514706 Report

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>>53514669

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Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 06:51:58 No.53514757 Report

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>>53514669
>Infinite universe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 14:53:25 No.53516264 Report

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>>53514421
What would they look like? Cartoon designs or hyperrealistic Detective Pikachu movie designs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 15:47:56 No.53516494 Report

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>>53514669
You realize if the theory was true there would be infinite universes without Pokemon retard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 15:55:56 No.53516533 Report

Quoted By: >>53516665

>>53513742
>>53513806
>>53514135
They would counter each other

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 15:56:37 No.53516538 Report

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>>53513339
Of course they are real, some pervy rich guy probably already has some by paying some scientists in god knows where south america by genetically modifying real animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 15:57:56 No.53516541 Report

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>>53514558
I would be a sex haver

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 16:33:03 No.53516665 Report

Quoted By: >>53516701

>>53516533
>They would counter each other
>Palkia vs Dialga
>Whole world gets wiped

Yep that would solve everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 16:42:28 No.53516701 Report

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>>53516665
Arceus calms them down

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