So you want to be a plant huh little bitch? Ok. I'll bring you the water. How's this? Oh, uncomfortable? What's wrong?

I thought grass types liked water. You probably want more. You need more water if you look like a fucking plant. Ok, here have some more. Maybe I shouldn't be using a spraying bottle, you need the big Home Depot bucket (the big orange one by the check out counter).

Yeah drink it up bitch, you need this. Huh? You're breaking apart hahha? That's ok, it's still winter drink up. DRINK DRINK DRINK.