> "I'm going to seethe about something no one remembers not even my little sister who I am supposedly doing this for. Punch a girl for not having the information I want when it would make no sense for her to have the information I want. Fate will then grant me the needle that was lost in a haystack five years ago two years after the haystack was disassembled and put back together with an unknown fraction of the hay."
I guess luck is a huge part of being a Chad.