>>53549880Hardly jaded at all, just laughing at the desperate mankiddie who thinks his burgerslop plastic toys fresh and piping hot from Burger King were anything special. I would think the actually jaded person here is the guy who cries constantly about going back to those days and thinks newer games are bad because they're "soulless" or whatever reddit buzzword.
Try actually enjoying games on their own merits instead of continuing to reminisce about shitty fads from your childhood, you'll be a lot happier