>>53557919I love Charizard. You can't imagine how I long for the day when my man gets what has been long overdue, the best gimmick, the pinnacle of Pokemon gameplay - ZARD power.
Just imagine.
Glorious 2x2 battles, Charizard vs Charizard, and the second mons get to use this new amazing mechanic - in the menu, you'll see a button, it says "ZARD". You start zarding so hard. Sparkles and shit everywhere, turning Charizards into new colorful forms, granting moves and abilities previously exclusive to other pokemon.
And you know what the catch is?
It's permanent.
As you keep zarding and zarding, the awe inspiring Lizardon grows in power, consuming all other pitiful, meager lifeforms. You know who the apex predator is. In the end, only the ultimate lifeform stands strong - yes, it's him, it's Charizard. Charizard power. ZARD POWER. It's forever. It's going to sell trillions.
