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Anonymous Sun 02 Apr 2023 22:15:00 No.53567430 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53567442 >>53567646 >>53568044 >>53568077 >>53568081 >>53568433 >>53569199 >>53569387 >>53569690 >>53572468 >>53573922 >>53573984 >>53574701 >>53576184 >>53577159 >>53577217 >>53578325

>got stuck behind a car with smelly exhaust on my way to work
>got turned on by it because I was thinking about Miraidon at the time
Is there something wrong with me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Apr 2023 22:17:58 No.53567442 Report

Quoted By: >>53567482

>>53567430
jesus christ

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Apr 2023 22:25:21 No.53567482 Report

Quoted By: >>53570517

>>53567442
I’ll take that as a yes, I’m sorry for being down catastrophic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Apr 2023 22:48:37 No.53567613 Report

Quoted By: >>53567626

was the car blue?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Apr 2023 22:51:12 No.53567626 Report

Quoted By: >>53567940

>>53567613
Can’t remember, I wasn’t the one driving so I was looking at my phone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Apr 2023 22:55:14 No.53567646 Report

Quoted By: >>53572027

>>53567430
It’s ok to be gay for cars

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Apr 2023 23:51:45 No.53567940 Report

Quoted By: >>53568046

>>53567626
Well I'm sure that wasn't awkward at all. Did the driver have any idea how horny you were?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 00:11:21 No.53568044 Report

Quoted By: >>53568921

>>53567430
this fucking website

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 00:11:40 No.53568046 Report

Quoted By: >>53568147

>>53567940
No, thank God
Get some baggy pants, you’ll thank me later

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 00:21:12 No.53568077 Report

Quoted By:

>>53567430
Lay off the porn for at least a few days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 00:21:51 No.53568081 Report

Quoted By:

>>53567430
Least horny /vp/ user.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 00:35:04 No.53568147 Report

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>>53568046
lol, had this problem before have you? ;) All my pants are baggy; but that's mainly because I like to be comfy. Don't enjoy having my junk squeezed. Anyway, who cares what turns you on, as long as it's not hurting anybody of course... just enjoy it. :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 01:32:41 No.53568433 Report

Quoted By:

>>53567430
Miraidonfags only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 03:31:18 No.53568921 Report

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>>53568044
amazing isn't it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 04:59:35 No.53569199 Report

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>>53567430
Degenerates like you belong on a cross

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 05:54:48 No.53569387 Report

Quoted By: >>53569559

>>53567430
Yes, Anon. You are in /vp/, there is something wrong with all of us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 06:50:41 No.53569559 Report

Quoted By:

>>53569387
We're all one big dysfunctional horny family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 07:33:31 No.53569690 Report

Quoted By:

>>53567430
Most sane /vp/ poster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 13:20:35 No.53570517 Report

Quoted By: >>53570554 >>53570668

>>53567482
Agias....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 13:30:19 No.53570554 Report

Quoted By:

>>53570517
>A gay ass

Explains everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 14:16:30 No.53570668 Report

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>>53570517
gas...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 19:13:54 No.53572027 Report

Quoted By: >>53572095 >>53573884

>>53567646
I thought this was a joke, but I googled it and holy shit mechanophilia is... a thing. Maybe I shouldn't be so surprised...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 19:29:40 No.53572095 Report

Quoted By: >>53572118

>>53572027
>mechanophilia
dude I just want to huff Miraidon's tailpipe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 19:33:48 No.53572118 Report

Quoted By: >>53572240

>>53572095
And probably get a hard-on from how good it smells.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 19:56:56 No.53572240 Report

Quoted By: >>53572464

>>53572118
I bet she's very self conscious about smelling like a gas station pump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 20:35:58 No.53572464 Report

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>>53572240
There are far worse smelling things in life than a gas station pump though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Apr 2023 20:37:27 No.53572468 Report

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>>53567430
I want to believe it's fake but too specific so kys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 02:12:10 No.53573884 Report

Quoted By: >>53575990

>>53572027
Yeah bro it's a real thing. I've got like one to three dozen pics of mecha porn for when I want something exotic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 02:20:55 No.53573922 Report

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>>53567430
>got stuck behind a car with smelly exhaust on my way to work
>got turned on by it because I was thinking about Miraidon at the time
>Is there something wrong with me?

I'm gonna say yes, but don't be too hard on yourself anon, It's not your fault. The endless abyss known as the internet has warped us all in various unnatural ways. none of us have come out unscathed. my advice is try and take a break from pokemon for a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 02:32:21 No.53573958 Report

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As long as OP doesn't start going around huffing exhaust, I don't see a problem.

Don't do that, OP. Okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 02:41:57 No.53573984 Report

Quoted By: >>53574150

>>53567430
>Koraidon filling up Miraidon's 5 gallon gas tank with his Cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 03:20:09 No.53574150 Report

Quoted By:

>>53573984
What a stud

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 05:21:49 No.53574701 Report

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>>53567430
Thread is dying but I hope OP is doing okay. If you are that concerned you might want to seek professional help and I mean that in the least insulting way possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 13:52:20 No.53575990 Report

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>>53573884
Gives new meaning to the phrase "grind my gears" I suppose...

Ken sugimori

Ken sugimori Tue 04 Apr 2023 14:26:59 No.53576184 Report

Quoted By:

>>53567430
Find God

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 17:57:27 No.53577159 Report

Quoted By:

>>53567430
Kinda, but being horny for weird shit ain't a crime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 18:09:30 No.53577217 Report

Quoted By:

>>53567430
you should have huffed some more instead of coming back here

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Apr 2023 21:21:12 No.53578325 Report

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>>53567430
You... you don't work at a gas station, do you OP?

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