Does anyone else just feel really really supremely sad for duck cucks and cat fans? I mean it's really not fair for them.
Imagine going into the game blind (as all normal people do), having not seen any leaks. Just pure excitement to adventure with your new pokefriends! You choose le cool duck with epic hair xD...or maybe the cute catto is more your style. The hype to see their final form builds and then...
Ugh ...no ...oh no no no...this can't be happening...WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN YOU! ITS NOT FAIR

Usually the banter is all in good fun between the fans of each starter, but I cannot in good conscious mock anyone who chose quaxly or sprigatito. In my mind, I imagine them as constantly on the edge of suicide.