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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 02:21:45 No.53602105 View View Reply Original Report

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>can revive himself
>can heal others
>can control nature
>regularly performs exorcisms
>BTFO satan
>possible weakness to Grass and Steel, likely resists Dark
Canonically speaking, is there any Pokemon that can defeat this guy?

Ken sugimori

Ken sugimori Sun 09 Apr 2023 02:22:10 No.53602106 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 02:23:29 No.53602118 Report

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>>53602105
CHARIZARD,

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 02:27:50 No.53602134 Report

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>>53602106
You are wrong I can beat this guy Mr Sugimori

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 02:37:07 No.53602181 Report

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>>53602105
Christ Mogs the pokeverse

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 02:45:09 No.53602208 Report

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>>53602134
>Jesus summoned a meteor!
>It's a one-hit-KO!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 03:04:26 No.53602287 Report

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>>53602105
>no priority moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 07:22:48 No.53603286 Report

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>>53602287
Nuh-uh, Jesus is the word of God, and the word of God is also truth, which is his sword. That means he has priority moves over every creature, including Leviathan (Kyogre).

12 For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.

13 Neither is there any creature that is not manifest in his sight: but all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of him with whom we have to do.

14 Seeing then that we have a great high priest, that is passed into the heavens, Jesus the Son of God, let us hold fast our profession.

27 In that day the Lord with his sore and great and strong sword shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent; and he shall slay the dragon that is in the sea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 07:39:17 No.53603326 Report

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Charizard crucifies him all over again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 07:41:42 No.53603334 Report

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>>53602208
>Infinite more Arceus' appeared!
>Arceus' used Steel type Judgment!
>Jesus fainted!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 07:42:05 No.53603336 Report

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>>53602105
You're asking the wrong questions; what would his favorite type and team be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 07:43:31 No.53603337 Report

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>>53603336
normal (he is humble)
all NFE mons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 09:51:30 No.53603593 Report

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>>53603336
>donkeys
>doves
>sparrows
>fish

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 09:52:58 No.53603595 Report

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>Apostle NPC gives you a super rod so you can be a better fisherman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 09:56:17 No.53603601 Report

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>>53603336
5 magikarps

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 09:59:55 No.53603607 Report

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>>53602105
>kill him
>come back to life 3 turns later
How do you beat this broken ability?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 10:03:31 No.53603615 Report

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>>53602105
>possible weakness to Grass and Steel, likely resists Dark
what type would that be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 10:07:53 No.53603623 Report

Quoted By: >>53603830

>>53603615
Rock/Dark or Rock/Fairy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 10:09:30 No.53603628 Report

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>>53603615
And rock/fighting too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 10:12:17 No.53603634 Report

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>>53603615
Undead type

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 10:20:21 No.53603650 Report

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>>53603634
Kek should be weak to fire too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 11:16:21 No.53603788 Report

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FUCK j*sus

PIECE OF TRASH!

and FUCK g*d!

BIGGEST DISGRACE TO EVER EXIST.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 11:19:55 No.53603794 Report

Quoted By: >>53604604

>>53602105
>sent by God as a miracle to tell people about God's miracles
>people worshipped him instead of God after he got crucified
were ancient Jews really this stupid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 11:32:53 No.53603830 Report

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>>53603623
>Rock/Dark
Our lord Tyranitar

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 15:37:23 No.53604604 Report

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>>53603794

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 18:54:22 No.53605507 Report

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As a Christian, I normally wouldn’t accept these kind but has any anons forgot about this? https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon-clover/images/a/ab/Sprucifix2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20230407211117

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 19:26:51 No.53605688 Report

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>>53604604
Jesus was a very common name, I doubt a Jew would say that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2023 23:06:20 No.53606704 Report

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>>53602105
Why is he weak to grass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 03:06:17 No.53607930 Report

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>>53606704
Cross was made of wood, a tree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 03:08:51 No.53607938 Report

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>>53603607
Beat the rest of the trainer's team before the ability triggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 03:12:32 No.53607954 Report

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>>53603336
Jesus is so powerful he created a fakemon and made it real. It's a Carpenter Bee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 03:34:06 No.53608113 Report

Quoted By: >>53608662

>>53603607
Could an ability like this actually work or would it be busted no matter what considering stall exists?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 05:44:44 No.53608609 Report

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>>53603336
He runs Funbro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:02:29 No.53608662 Report

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>>53608113
if it was limited to once per battle and on a relatively bad pokemon, it would probably be fine.
revival blessing exists and isn't even that good, after all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:05:22 No.53608674 Report

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>>53603336
definitely includes this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:06:45 No.53608679 Report

Quoted By: >>53608708 >>53608736

>>53602105
why is he weak to grass and steel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:14:53 No.53608708 Report

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>>53608679
rock/fairy
> Jesus answered, “I tell you, if these were silent, the very stones would cry out” (Luke 19:39-40)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:20:59 No.53608736 Report

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>>53608679
Grass = cross, steel = nails.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 06:30:34 No.53608762 Report

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>>53602105
>Pontius Pilate used wood hammer
>It's Super Effective!
>God's Jesus fainted!
>God sent out Muhammad!
>God used a Max Revive on Jesus
>Pokemon Trainer Satan withdrew Pontius Pilate
>Pokemon Trainer Satan sent out Amr ibn Hishām
>Muhammad used Sacred Sword!
>It's Super Effective!
>Amr ibn Hishām fainted!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 15:32:58 No.53610311 Report

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