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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:01:56 No.53611040 View View Reply Original Report

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>Alright, anon you're on the air.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:02:33 No.53611043 Report

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>>53611040
I want to be Cynthia's slave

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:06:48 No.53611056 Report

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NIGGER!

9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

GIOVANNI DID NOTHING WRONG!

WHITNEY SWALLOWS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:08:09 No.53611062 Report

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>>53611040
LANCE HYPER BEAMED ME AND I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG
I WANT HIM STRIPPED OF HIS CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE
#CANCELLANCE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:08:20 No.53611063 Report

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*AHEM*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:09:35 No.53611066 Report

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Yes hello, this is Houn D Oom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:10:13 No.53611069 Report

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>Jamie, bring up that video of the Infernape ripping off its trainers face... oh my god thats brutal! With the ironfist ability and being able to learn mach punch and fire punch, these things can be real monsters!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:11:13 No.53611073 Report

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>>53611040
“I hate niggers”

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:12:14 No.53611076 Report

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>>53611040
I’d also profess my love for Jasmine right there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:12:36 No.53611078 Report

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Come get your delicious SLOWPOKETAILS on Route 32!

Cheapest, high quality Slowpoke tails! This week 10% off!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:15:12 No.53611089 Report

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>>53611040
"So I met this guy SILVER, and he said he really likes weak Pokemon. I thought it was a little odd, but I hope he's happy with his team of six Sunkern."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:15:18 No.53611092 Report

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>>53611040
https://youtu.be/hr7GyFM7pX4

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:16:31 No.53611100 Report

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>>53611040
Agias

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:18:07 No.53611109 Report

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>>53611092
>>53611100
STOP FUCKING FARTING

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:18:09 No.53611110 Report

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>>53611040
We're back after these commercials.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:18:23 No.53611112 Report

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>We're on?
>Yeah
>GIOVANNI COME BACK, PLEASE, WE ARE FUCKING BEGGING YOU COME BA-
>Sorry about that folks
This is canon by the way

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:18:35 No.53611114 Report

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>>53611040
Holy shit the Olivine lighthouse is off I can't see where I'm going AHHHHHHHH-

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:22:08 No.53611136 Report

Quoted By: >>53611143

So I'm from Azalea town, and I went on a trip to Violet City like I usually do every couple weeks.
But last friday, I heard some really strange sounds inside the cave.

It sounded like a soothing, yet haunting voice of a Pokémon, I've never heard something like it!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:22:42 No.53611142 Report

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>>53611040
Alright, maybe the holocaust did happen...

But it wasn't 6 million

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:24:02 No.53611143 Report

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>>53611136
Caller here.

You're a paranoid schizophrenic.
The only Pokémon in Union Cave are Geodude, Zubat and the occasional Onix.
I would know, I pass through it every day.

t. Hiker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:31:32 No.53611176 Report

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https://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=iN9CjAfo5n0

*fading*

And this was a marvellous song from a long time ago. Eric Carmen. All by Myself. You're back on air, anon!

Lycanroc

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Lycanroc Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:32:57 No.53611185 Report

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>>53611040
So, what's up with Pokecenter food, amarite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:33:25 No.53611190 Report

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Buena's Password channel is a SCAM!

Do not participate. Supposedly I won a Master Ball but it was fake, it was actually a regular Pokéball but painted to look like a Master Ball!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:34:12 No.53611196 Report

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Hello, Mary. Longtime listener, first-time caller.

Kudos for bringing the public back to the Republican Party.

It's high time people realized we conservatives aren't all Johnny-hatemongers... and Charlie-Bible-thumps or even, God forbid...

George Bushes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:39:14 No.53611216 Report

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>>53611114
lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:39:24 No.53611217 Report

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>>53611040
Look, I'm just saying why are Z-Wave and Galar particles not being studied and compared with each other?

Totem Pokemon are big, Dynamax are bigger.
Z-Crystals do big attacks and enhanced abilities, Max Moves are supercharged moves but not as powerful as Z-Moves.
Ultra Necrozma is Psychic/Dragon and burns the sky, Eternatus is Poison/Dragon and darkens the sky. One is from Ultra Space, one is said to have fallen from space.

And no one questions if they have a connection? Bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:40:11 No.53611219 Report

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My name is Joey, and I hate every single one of you.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. My Rattata is strong and will easily take you down. You are all faggots who should just kill themselves. I'm on Route 30. Thanks for listening

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:41:35 No.53611230 Report

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>>53611196
Yes ma'am, good ol' Lysandre, yakkin' it up on the ol' yakbox!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:43:49 No.53611243 Report

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>>53611040

"Ok guys, that was Jasmine with us, telling about her vacations in Sinnoh.
Now, we have a letter here from "Mylilpup313", telling us about his walks in Olivine with his trusty Hou-"

>"AAAAHHHHHH!!!"

"Hey! What the- oh, I forgot! Quick! Somebody grab the Ampharos in the lighthouse, we need peace therapy before-"

>*CRASH!* *BOOM!* *ROAR!*

"And we have Steelix running around again. I'll leave you guys with Buena, I need to call the police."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:45:59 No.53611258 Report

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Hey, first time caller. Love the show.

Question for Jasmine, what's your favorite Pokémon?
Mine is Houndoom :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:49:40 No.53611275 Report

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TRAFFIC REPORT

It's 8:50pm, no congestions around but there's a warning for all sea captains out there. Avoid 46°10' N and 153°48' W, Olivine City shore. The lighthouse is off!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:50:25 No.53611278 Report

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My name is Red, and I just have a message for Gold...

YOU MOTHERFUCKER, I WANT MY SPOT BACK ON MT. SILVER!
YOU WON JUST BY SHEER LUCK.

also miss you mom (not really though)
...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:50:41 No.53611279 Report

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>>53611258
>Hey, thanks for calling. My favorite Pokemon is Steelix, the combination of the newly discovered Steel type and Ground type makes for a truly unique combo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:52:12 No.53611286 Report

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>>53611279
That's awesome..!
Say, when is your Gym open? Me and my team of Houndoom and Houndours can't wait to take a crack at it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 18:55:10 No.53611299 Report

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>>53611275
Fishermen on Route 41 warn of a strange flying Pokémon accompanying a storm.

All swimmers be advised, stay clear of the Whirl Islands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:02:27 No.53611343 Report

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>>53611286
>Oh, the Olivine Gym won't be open for quite some time. I'm having way too much fun on my vacation. My apologies for the inconvenience, but the nearby Gym at Cianwood City is always open for new challengers! Chuck is a very good friend of mine, we go out to eat at the Olivine Cafe every so often. Good luck on your badge hunt, caller!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:11:50 No.53611394 Report

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Alola should export more of its Rattata, when they evolve they make good tasters if you run a restaurant and farmers in Galar use them to control the Greedent population without threatening their numbers like Yungoos do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:15:39 No.53611413 Report

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>>53611343
......good one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:18:30 No.53611434 Report

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>>53611040
INITIATE TOTAL HOOPSTER DEATH
GAS ALL DROWZEES AND HYPNOS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:21:27 No.53611450 Report

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Why aren't we allowed to use tentacools as a food source or something? Those fuckers are literally 85% of all the wildlife in the Hoenn sea to the point that the wailmers prefer to migrate to the Pacifidlog currents with the carvanhas and sharpedos than to share a habitat with those blue bastards
Do you still not see how fucked this is? Jamie, pull up that clip of those sailors trying to net corsolas and getting a bunch of sludged up tentacools instead, jesus fuck how did they even cram themselves in that net there's like a hundred of 'em
I'm just gonna clarify that I am not a Team Magma apologist, but maaayybe Maxie was on to something

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:24:54 No.53611464 Report

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>>53611450
>you will eat the tentacool
>you will not own land
>you will be happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:25:15 No.53611466 Report

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=_VXKO7A7EwU
>Nice try, illusions don’t work over the phone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:33:37 No.53611503 Report

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I'm probably gonna get cancelled for saying this, but I genuinely believe that unovohomo and its consequences have been a disaster for our regions

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:34:16 No.53611505 Report

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>>53611466
https://youtu.be/uoVteUZxC7k

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:35:51 No.53611516 Report

Quoted By: >>53611542

Zubat genocide when?

I'm really sick of getting swarmed by hundreds of 'em the moment I take ONE step in a cave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:40:50 No.53611542 Report

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>>53611516
>Hi caller. Have you considered purchasing a Repel? They work great for warding off wild Pokemon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:46:02 No.53611565 Report

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What's with today's youth?

I was walking down route 29 to see my aunt in Cherrygrove, when some red-haired kid bumped into me trying to run past me. I was like "What's the rush!?" and he didn't even apologize or anything! He just looked at me with contempt and then kept running away with a Pokéball in his hand.

I swear, this generation has no respect for its elders...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:47:34 No.53611570 Report

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>>53611056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7npse9n-Yw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:50:04 No.53611581 Report

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https://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=EDKwCvD56kw

That was another hit here on the radio!

TRAFFIC REPORT
9:50pm, still the warning the lighthouse in Olivine is off. For safety reasons, ferry service to Cianwood City and Vermillion City is discontinued.

Heading southbound Route 41, still a giant flying type pokemon causing issues, access to Whirl Islands is closed.

Route 38 accident eastbound, right lane's closed, minor delays.

Back on the air for you anons, this is DJ Mary!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:52:06 No.53611595 Report

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Anonymous caller here.

I'd just like to respond to the previous caller.
That child is my son. If I hear you speak badly about him again, I know where to find you.
I have connections, and if I want I can make you disappear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:55:36 No.53611611 Report

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I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:56:58 No.53611620 Report

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>>53611040
Draconians did WTC
The Sinnoh league is controlled by the Ginkgo merchants guild.
Lysandere did nothing wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:57:12 No.53611621 Report

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Sex with amphy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2023 19:59:51 No.53611638 Report

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I love Drowzee! I've always wanted one, but I can't seen to find it...

If anyone has a Drowzee, I'll be willing to trade it for a Machop!
You can find me in the department store in Goldenrod.

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