Total TrAsh Death
Kill Ash. Behead Ash. Roundhouse kick Ash into the concrete. Slam dunk baby Ash into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Ash. Defecate in Ash's food. Launch Ash into the sun. Stir fry Ash in a wok. Toss Ash into active volcanoes. Urinate into Ash's gas tank. Judo throw Ash into a wood chipper. Twist Ash's heads off. Report Ash to the IRS. Karate chop Ash in half. Curb stomp pregnant Serena. Trap Ash in quicksand. Crush Ash in the trash compactor. Liquefy Ash in a vat of acid. Eat Ash. Dissect Ash. Exterminate Ash in the gas chamber. Stomp Ash's skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Ash in the oven. Lobotomize Ash. Mandatory abortions for Serena. Grind Ash in the garbage disposal. Drown Ash in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Ash with a ray gun. Kick old Ash down the stairs. Feed Ash to alligators. Slice Ash with a katana.