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Yo, listen up y'all, it's ya boi Snoopy D-O-double G,
Got a message that's real crucial and true to the bone,
Talking 'bout that Pokémon named Chansey, ugliest of them all,
Can barely handle its own cuteness level on the ball.
Now, I ain't tryna disrespect no video game franchise,
That's mad popular and got fans worldwide, yo, but facts is facts,
Chansey ain't exactly what you call a beauty queen,
Gotta have standards for what's cute or simply seen.
A big ol' pink blob, damn man, what even is it supposed ta be?
Some sorta mouse? A duck? Hell, even Eevee has more variety,
Lacks features, character, personality, anything cool,
Unless having wings made outta hearts counts, that's pretty dope tool.
Pokédex entry tries explainin', "It tends to walk slowly," so?
Snorlax lays down on the job daily, don't mean it deserves to glow,
Not enough flair or charm in Chansey's DNA,
Make your move, evolutionize, step off the vanilla subpar design, brah!
Kinda feels like Game Freak just phoned it in some night,
Decided they needed somethin' soft and harmless as daylight,
Didn't think anyone would notice, caught red handed, shady,
But now the cat's outta the bag, Snoop Doggy had to lay it down, haha.
Now, don't get me wrong, not hatin' on Chansey's existence,
Gots its own fanbase that loves it with affection and admiration,
Just sayin' maybe it could use some revamp with expert advice,
Workshops on colors, lines, shapes, stuff an artist needs in supply.
Ultimately, the choice remains for the developers alone,
Stick to traditions they must, whether critiques are shown,
Hopefully, though, they catch wind of this street verse I spit,
Consider suggestions that make Chansey fit, looking way less pitiful.
So here's to hopes and dreams and better days ahead,
Maybe one fine morning, Chansey won't seem half as dread,
When artists create with more artistry than a halfhearted shrug,
Then Pokémon Go players will stop lookin' real smug, rubbin' my rug.
Until that fateful update, peace,
