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I really love May. I want so badly to be her (specifically the protagonist variation where you can fill her in with your personality). Her cupcake frosted brown hair and beautiful blue eyes suit me perfectly. One little dream at night and I wake up in a bed of fire, it only takes the fantasy to thrrrriiiillll me! Love really makes a man come out of his shell! All over again! I want to know how May's body stole my heart and soul!
Anonymous
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>>53692334 Nu may is stinky tho, og is best
Marioipod13 !!VK5RQYuo7rr
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ORAS May has grown on me but I still like the original May far better. I liked her bandana better than her bow.
Anonymous
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I love may but I don't want to be may, I want to play with her boobs and fuck her
Anonymous
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aren't you the autistic retard who doxxed himself on the pkmnclassic discord server for trying to get people to buy a shitty ipod for $1.6 million dollars
Marioipod13 !!VK5RQYuo7rr
Cool it with the slurs, I am autistic but autistic people are intelligent and creative. They invented the fucking computer you're typing on, show more respect. Back when I was on Discord I was literally on drugs. Please pay no attention to the shit I posted back then.
Anonymous
Anonymous
PLEASE LET THIS BE A NORMAL MAY THREAD
Anonymous
>>53692943 WITH THE AUTIST?
Marioipod13 !!VK5RQYuo7rr
Fuck no! I hate sex so much! I prefer different fantasies!
Anonymous
Marioipod13 !!VK5RQYuo7rr
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This is a May thread not a magic school bus thread bruh
Anonymous
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>>53692943 I wanted it to be, then I read the OP.
Marioipod13 !!VK5RQYuo7rr
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Never gonna give May up, never gonna let her go!
Anonymous
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>>53692958 CRUSAN DOWN MAY-NE STREET
Anonymous
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>>53692956 I know what fantasy you want then: you want to be on stage with her and do a duo contest.
Anonymous
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I want to be May not just dance with her. My former friend (let's call her Serena) could be dancing with me and possibly Lisia, and we could get together for a beach party afterward. I want to wear a bathing suit so badly, and feel the water through my long hair.
Anonymous
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>>53694066 >you will never be a man Yes, I know! Thank you!
Marioipod13 !!VK5RQYuo7rr
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I want to ride a Latias and make a waterpark out of a playground with a Kyogre too.
Anonymous
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>>53692334 >>53692879 oh nyo, the trainn fagget
Marioipod13 !!VK5RQYuo7rr
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May's Eevee is so cute! I want to cuddle an Eevee too!
Anonymous
>>53692334 congrats anon, you MAY have schizophrenia
Ken sugimori
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>53696487 NOICE
Bought it, thanks anon
Anonymous
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her month is coming
Marioipod13 !!VK5RQYuo7rr
>>53696093 Why does fucking everyone think I have fucking schizophrenia?!
Ken sugimori
Anonymous
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>>53697891 Maybe you don't, but at least one of your other personalities does.
Anonymous
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>>53697891 you should post a picture of your face! im a professional stylist and i can tell you how best to approach becoming may :)
Anonymous
>>53692334 I want to impregnate May
Marioipod13 !!VK5RQYuo7rr
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>>53700540 Stop being horny this is a worksafe board bruh