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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 08:09:16 No.53728321 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53728357 >>53728359 >>53728408 >>53728529 >>53728891 >>53729176 >>53729298 >>53730028 >>53730082 >>53730116 >>53732474 >>53732504

I'm running out of ideas for roadblocks, I'll be made to commit seppuku if I don't come up with more! Quick, give me ideas for roadblocks before my boss gets to my desk with the tanto!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 08:20:17 No.53728337 Report

Quoted By: >>53728529

A guy just farted so you have to take a detour through Zubat Cave because the regular path is smelly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 08:21:33 No.53728344 Report

Quoted By: >>53728381 >>53728878 >>53729880 >>53730353

just make the roadblock an undefined "something"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 08:24:11 No.53728357 Report

Quoted By: >>53732609

>>53728321
"I beat a man at a Pokemon battle and he is using... colorful language. I don't want you kids hearing it."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 08:24:33 No.53728359 Report

Quoted By: >>53728886

>>53728321
there was a crime scene and the road is closed until the investigation is done.
the crime could be something stupid to suit the E for everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 08:32:31 No.53728381 Report

Quoted By: >>53728534 >>53730353

>>53728344
God gen 5 was so garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 08:37:27 No.53728388 Report

Quoted By: >>53728534 >>53733026

God gen 4 is so garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 08:50:43 No.53728408 Report

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>>53728321
Add security gates that you can't pass through to other parts of the region until you have proved yourself trustworthy to authorities by completing certain story missions / gyms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 09:57:00 No.53728529 Report

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>>53728321
>I'm running out of ideas for roadblocks, I'll be made to commit seppuku if I don't come up with more! Quick, give me ideas for roadblocks before my boss gets to my desk with the tanto!
KEK
>>53728337
LMFAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 09:59:26 No.53728534 Report

Quoted By: >>53728789

>>53728381
>>53728388
True, worst gens by far

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 11:53:13 No.53728789 Report

Quoted By: >>53728891

>>53728534
DS, more like "dual shitters!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 12:02:35 No.53728814 Report

Quoted By: >>53728838

For some I actually wouldn't mind, maybe something that hints to a sidequest on that later area, like the drink for the guard but more in-depth, e.g. a herd of Flaaffy are blocking a country lane, and the farmer can't control them because his Lycanroc is sick, when the blockage is clear, you can see the Flaaffy in their field, but the dog is still sick, and you can go down a minor sidequest asking for mcguffin of choice, just little world building details instead of just bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 12:10:50 No.53728838 Report

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>>53728814
You vill only enter ze new route vhen ze plot says so, schweinhund! You vill follow ze plotted line!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 12:25:16 No.53728878 Report

Quoted By: >>53728882 >>53728891

>>53728344
>We received reports of Team Rocket activity in the area and have cordoned it off until our investigation is complete. Please understand, it is for your own safety.

THERE how hard was that? Now you have a road block AND a possible subplot in ONE paragraph.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 12:26:44 No.53728882 Report

Quoted By: >>53732997

>>53728878
We already have "roadblocks" in Pokemon, we've had them since gen1. They're called HM moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 12:27:49 No.53728886 Report

Quoted By: >>53728896 >>53729038 >>53733010

>>53728359
Roadblocks Mr Mime wall would be awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 12:28:11 No.53728891 Report

Quoted By: >>53728902

>>53728321
There's a Pokeathon going on right now. Go through the cave with a fuck ton of Zubats.
And then the Pokeathon clears up as soon as you exit the other side of the cave because of course it does.
>>53728789
So the 3DS would be 3 Dual Shitters?
>>53728878
It's Gen 5, it would have to be Team Plasma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 12:29:29 No.53728896 Report

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>>53728886
"Sorry, my Mr. Mime is being disobedient right now. I got him in a trade, you see."
Marcel "Mr. Mime!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 12:30:16 No.53728902 Report

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>>53728891
3 dimensional shitters

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 13:19:24 No.53729038 Report

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>>53728886
SwSh kinda has that in Spikemuth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 13:24:24 No.53729048 Report

Quoted By: >>53729091 >>53730415 >>53733060

>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PASS BY MY HECKIN DOGGERINO ISN'T DONE SNOOFING THE GROUND FOR ROCKS
This was even worse than the Unova dancing men desu, especially with how they use this excuse like three times to open up the island piecemeal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 13:43:14 No.53729091 Report

Quoted By: >>53729873

>>53729048
YOU *VILL* FOLLOW ZE PLOT IN ZE DESIKNATED ORDER.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 14:12:39 No.53729176 Report

Quoted By: >>53729869

>>53728321
The evil team are the roadblocks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 14:49:53 No.53729298 Report

Quoted By: >>53729844 >>53729973

>>53728321
A really fat guy who's fallen off his scooter and is now shitting everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 16:56:41 No.53729844 Report

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>>53729298
Ah yes, the american region

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 17:02:38 No.53729869 Report

Quoted By: >>53729947 >>53730383

>>53729176
What would their endgoal be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 17:03:22 No.53729873 Report

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>>53729091
You will and you will likeit, speedrun tranny!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 17:04:31 No.53729880 Report

Quoted By: >>53730409

>>53728344
What route was that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 17:20:33 No.53729935 Report

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Kecleon was the best roadblock and the solution is so fast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 17:21:46 No.53729947 Report

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>>53729869
A better version of Team Yell

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 17:30:17 No.53729973 Report

Quoted By: >>53732462

>>53729298
'cado gem

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 17:42:05 No.53730028 Report

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>>53728321
Have a crowd arguing over something and they refuse to budge because they're assholes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 17:53:16 No.53730082 Report

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>>53728321
It's just a Blissey blocking the road and it tells you "this wall is impenetrable"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 18:02:16 No.53730116 Report

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>>53728321
A level 50 Pokémon in a level 20 area. If you can catch or defeat it, you can sequence break.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 18:55:05 No.53730353 Report

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>>53728381
>>53728344
Fuck off Kalosperm discord tranny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 19:00:30 No.53730383 Report

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>>53729869
They just uphold the status quo while thinking they are revolutionaries

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 19:04:52 No.53730409 Report

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>>53729880
east of opilucid in BW1

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 19:06:07 No.53730415 Report

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>>53729048
>the second time he blocks a dead end with nothing of value at the end of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 19:06:51 No.53730418 Report

Quoted By: >>53730749 >>53733037

I like the stupid roadblocks. Gen 5 was very tongue in cheek about it, it was fun. Youtube and ecelebs ruin everything, there's probably a twenty minute video about this and that's why everyone has such a strong opinion about it now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 20:25:56 No.53730749 Report

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>>53730418
Oh fuck off with your eceleb bogeyman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 May 2023 20:29:26 No.53730776 Report

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just roadblock shit to the point of parody like Alola did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2023 01:27:11 No.53732462 Report

Quoted By:

>>53729973
more like shiriman

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2023 01:30:30 No.53732474 Report

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>>53728321
put a literal block in the road. a construction crew is clearing away the literal road block but they'll take at least until (next story event is complete)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2023 01:35:49 No.53732499 Report

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Roadwork uncovered a bunch of pokemon fossils ahead, so the whole area is closed until the scientists give the ok for the construction to continue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2023 01:37:23 No.53732504 Report

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>>53728321
A wall of vomit is blocking the road. Turns out it's a Muk after you get the super speshul macguffin to get it to become angry and attack

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2023 02:00:40 No.53732609 Report

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• Strange signal interference is causing pokeballs to malfunction up ahead (multiple potential consequences or reasons why this could suffice as a roadblock)

• A massive shipment went offroad up ahead causing a huge spillage of max repels, your pokemon are refusing to go forward

• Tough looking trainer wont let you pass unless you beat them in a battle, but they acknowledge you as a worthy opponent until xyz. (Upon battling gatekeeper you find they are comically weak as a play on the pointless roadblock in-joke)

• no visible roadblock but you hear a voice echo GO BACK, better do what it says (it's later hinted but never explicitly stated to be the Professor)

>>53728357
This one is good

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2023 03:22:21 No.53732997 Report

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>>53728882
What HM do I need to get rid of the drunk old man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2023 03:26:04 No.53733010 Report

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>>53728886
PLA had Mr. Mime mazes and they were fun little annoyances, though they weren't exactly roadblocks but sidequests.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2023 03:31:58 No.53733026 Report

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>>53728388
not in terms of roadblocks, that honor goes to gen 5

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2023 03:34:11 No.53733037 Report

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>>53730418
they weren't stupid, they were flat out lazy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 May 2023 03:40:13 No.53733060 Report

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>>53729048
Isn't that trainer on a federally-maintained road? Even disregarding the fact that she has no authority to stop anyone from passing, she's taking every last stone as if it belonged to her when it's government propety

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