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Just imagine a male Lopunny sheepishly covering itself up when called a "good boy" or posturing to make itself look tougher to passers by and it's cute cock bouncing up and down as you ferociously fuck its ass at night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 02:11:47 No.53738177 Report

Quoted By: >>53738195 >>53738292 >>53739461 >>53740741

>>53738130
Why does this thing have 50/50 gender

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 02:16:18 No.53738195 Report

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>>53738177
unlike salazzle and tsareena, there is no real reason for a bunny to be 100% female

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 02:38:31 No.53738289 Report

Quoted By: >>53739463 >>53739752 >>53740717

>>53738130
>He only realized that Lopunny was based after Playboy 17 years later

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 02:39:14 No.53738292 Report

Quoted By: >>53738401

>>53738177
Same reason why this thing can be male

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 03:02:51 No.53738401 Report

Quoted By: >>53738630

>>53738292
Or these mons
>Mawlie
>Primarina
>Roserade
>Bellosoom
>Mismagius(?)
And number 1
>Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 03:17:58 No.53738475 Report

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>>53738169
Nah I'd rather take the lop cock instead. Lop always tops.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 03:57:42 No.53738630 Report

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>>53738401
Gardevoir are feminine leaning androgynous. It's hard to tell at first, and it might not have even been the original intention...but they're definitely androgynous. Once you see it, you'll know what I mean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 09:13:57 No.53739457 Report

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>>53738130
a Hugh Hefner / Larry Flynt inspired Pokemon WHEN?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 09:17:11 No.53739461 Report

Quoted By: >>53739486

>>53738177
Anon, even secretary birds have 50/50 gender ratio in real life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 09:17:22 No.53739463 Report

Quoted By: >>53739917 >>53740704

>>53738289
Because 17 years ago he still shat in diapers and only turned 18 moments before the Covid lockdown ended like all zoomies…
TOTAL
ZOOMER
DEATH

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 09:30:42 No.53739486 Report

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>>53739461
These aren't secretary birds, they're cartoon creatures intentionally designed by human hands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 11:47:40 No.53739752 Report

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>>53738289
Look in my defense I completely forgot about Buneary and Lopunny.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 12:40:45 No.53739870 Report

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>>53738139
Please explain. I gotta know how TPC tries to lie their way out of this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 13:01:28 No.53739917 Report

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>>53739463
>zoomers are bad becase.. they're young!
lol ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 17:02:03 No.53740704 Report

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>>53739463
Mentally ill

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 17:04:05 No.53740717 Report

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>>53738289
It's probably in response to some twitter drama I saw the other day where people were complaining about "fanon vs canon" Gardevoir/Lopunny
to sum it up: sexualization bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 17:08:09 No.53740741 Report

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>>53738177
Because gamefreak is retarded.
The fact that pic related can be female at all proves that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 17:13:58 No.53740754 Report

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>>53740741
>female machamp
i see no issues

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 17:14:45 No.53740757 Report

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>>53740741
what appears to be the problem ma'am

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 17:30:05 No.53740837 Report

Quoted By: >>53741479

>>53740717
They're supposed to be heckin wholesome pwnsome animalerinos, so yes, it's bestiality.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 20:06:34 No.53741479 Report

Quoted By: >>53741517 >>53741757 >>53744959

>>53740837
Pokemon are yokai. The resemblance to an animal is the same as calling a person in a fur suit an animal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 20:18:18 No.53741517 Report

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>>53741479
Taijiri said they're animals, so they are. Since he's the creator, what he says is law. If he were to announce today that Cynthia is a Pokemon, then she would be an animal, and wanting her to fuck your brains out would retroactively become zoophilia. That's just the way it is, stop questioning it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 21:19:12 No.53741757 Report

Quoted By: >>53741822

>>53741479
Pokemon can be whatever you want.Cats?Dogs? Have that and a hybrid. Bells and magnet robots? Sure. Plants, curses swords, Fairy bugs go all out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 21:32:57 No.53741822 Report

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>>53741757
No, they're only allowed to be pets, they can't be anything else, Taijiri said so. You need to respect Taijiri and his wishes. He created Pokemon, so anything he says is automatically right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 22:25:33 No.53742040 Report

Quoted By: >>53742332 >>53742413

>>53738130
>where it's lost most of its association with Playboy
It's the same fucking outfit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 22:29:13 No.53742058 Report

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>>53739917
No he said they're bad because they're retarded, shown via your inability to read.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 22:39:17 No.53742107 Report

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>>53741822
What if I don't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 23:12:40 No.53742239 Report

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>>53742107
Then you're a zoophile.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 23:31:03 No.53742312 Report

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>>53742239
I'll wear this badge with pride

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 May 2023 23:39:37 No.53742332 Report

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>>53742040
It's illegal to point out the things Japan steals from America. You have to make it sound like it became a totally original and unique thing in Japan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2023 00:01:01 No.53742413 Report

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>>53742040
The outfit remains, but its not associated with the company anymore

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2023 00:12:54 No.53742461 Report

Quoted By: >>53742472

I love rabbits!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2023 00:14:29 No.53742472 Report

Quoted By: >>53742683

>>53742461
post the source nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2023 01:00:20 No.53742683 Report

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>>53742472
NTA but I'm afraid I've found the sauce and it's male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2023 01:31:15 No.53742824 Report

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>>53741822
>That image name...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2023 01:41:42 No.53742856 Report

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Why isn't hyper mas Machamp x hyper fem Lopunny more common

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2023 08:40:21 No.53744186 Report

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>>53741822
But tajiri was also the executive overlooking Diamond and Pearl, and that game said that people and pokemon used to marry because they were the same. That means that Tajiri saw that line and thought it was good enough to keep in, which means that he believes otherwise. As such, I will believe that human and pokemon could have loved each other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2023 12:52:08 No.53744959 Report

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>>53741479
>not shown - me fucking the Zoroark in her foxussy while Vaporeon fucks me in the ass with his dolphin dong and Dragonite hanging itself in the corner

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