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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 03:02:20 No.53769555 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53769581 >>53769592 >>53769695 >>53770051 >>53770333 >>53770565 >>53770718

>your local gym leader is an autistic 40 year old man with no job and collects SSI payments so he spends all day, every day, building his team
How do you beat him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 03:05:57 No.53769579 Report

Quoted By: >>53769742

chris had the most basic bitch team, I think it was the Hoenn starters, Salamence, and Sonichu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 03:06:31 No.53769581 Report

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>>53769555
>goodbye

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 03:07:20 No.53769586 Report

Quoted By: >>53769619

Set his gym on fire, with him and all his Pokemon inside of it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 03:09:01 No.53769592 Report

Quoted By: >>53769611

>>53769555
I thought being a gym leader was a job. They get money from you when you lose. They give out money when you win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 03:13:25 No.53769611 Report

Quoted By: >>53769756 >>53770458

>>53769592
>They get money from you when you lose
The officially-sanctioned gym leaders sole source of income are penalties received from children?
You'd think they'd get some kind of salary as their main income source

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 03:14:40 No.53769619 Report

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>>53769586
you could just leave the coffee machine on

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 03:35:17 No.53769695 Report

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>>53769555
He just copies Red’s team so I probably wouldn’t have a problem beating him. however…
>CWCville city gym
He’s also the mayor and thinks he’s Jesus Christ so I humor him or else get my legs broken by Sonichu goons

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 03:46:01 No.53769731 Report

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How many children can Chris beat in a fight

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 03:47:36 No.53769742 Report

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>>53769579
>Doesn't use a full team
Well at least he got one part of being a gym leader right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 03:51:09 No.53769756 Report

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>>53769611
Probably. They are a training ground for trainers. It wouldn't be beneficial to have a population of failures. Although. A lot of the people you meet in the Pokemon games seem to be a bunch of bums.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 05:22:13 No.53770051 Report

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>>53769555
autistic people lack the creative and strategic mind required for competitive play. autistically doing something over and over doesn't mean they well get good when they lack the ability to critically think about what they are doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 06:36:31 No.53770251 Report

Quoted By: >>53770554

>he
>his
>him
She's a girl, also enjoy your ban for making a /pol/ thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 07:02:21 No.53770333 Report

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>>53769555
Without hesitation and mercy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 07:34:14 No.53770458 Report

Quoted By: >>53770492 >>53770526

>>53769611
The gyms probably do get sponsorship (and with that, gym leader salaries) from a Pokemon league organisation who approve them being recognised as official gyms and ensure they are kept up to snuff and test the trainer properly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 07:44:14 No.53770492 Report

Quoted By: >>53770526

>>53770458
>Probably
>Describes exactly what happened in S/V

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 07:53:21 No.53770526 Report

Quoted By: >>53770627

>>53770458
>>53770492
>gets beaten by a 10 year old who started collecting pokemon a week ago
Woahhh that's some quality assurance alright

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 08:05:10 No.53770554 Report

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>>53770251
Touch grass and fuck off back to your purple name discord server. You will never be a woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 08:11:39 No.53770565 Report

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>>53769555
Chris aside, they'd probably stick to whatever's meta. So something anti-meta?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 08:31:27 No.53770627 Report

Quoted By: >>53770638

>>53770526
>Seething about a 10 year old when a toddler is in the Elite Four

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 08:37:01 No.53770638 Report

Quoted By: >>53770682

>>53770627
>I trained for 50 years only to be beaten by a 10 year old child! O woeful protagonist!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 08:52:28 No.53770682 Report

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>>53770638
>Hahaha I crushed every child and no one has ever beaten me!
>What? I'm fired because no one's challenging my gym anymore??

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 May 2023 09:03:56 No.53770718 Report

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>>53769555
>autistic 40 year old man
At a guess,
>Gardevoir
>Lopunny
>Cinderace
>Tsareena
>Vaporeon
>Ditto

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