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Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 01:58:30 No.53786448 View View Reply Original Report

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Have you ever fucked a girl while she plays Pokemon? (I now have)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 02:00:38 No.53786456 Report

Quoted By: >>53786552 >>53786703 >>53788246 >>53789740

No girl ever plays Pokemon though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 02:00:51 No.53786458 Report

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>Have you ever fucked
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 02:22:18 No.53786552 Report

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>>53786456
she has adhd and carries around a 3ds with pokemon on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 02:24:09 No.53786557 Report

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>>53786552
>she
That's a guy though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 03:00:27 No.53786703 Report

Quoted By: >>53789534

>>53786456
>never talked to a woman alert

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 10:59:04 No.53787778 Report

Quoted By: >>53788840

prone bone gf while she's struggling to beat an easy gym in the midgame
who am i kidding women who play pokemon can't lay flat on their stomachs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 11:34:25 No.53787909 Report

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>>53786448
please tell us about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 13:27:40 No.53788246 Report

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>>53786456
It was a man in a skirt

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 13:47:11 No.53788317 Report

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>>53786448
did it make her play worse or better

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 13:48:23 No.53788325 Report

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>>53786448
I haven't even kissed a girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 14:23:53 No.53788401 Report

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>>53786448
Congrats, anon. I've read a similar case expect the dude forced himself into the girl while playing Pokemon. She said it was rape in her blog but it didn't stop her from dating him until he got bored of her. Anyway best of lucks!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 14:32:54 No.53788431 Report

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>>53786448
She got that bored eh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 14:43:20 No.53788467 Report

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>>53786448
>>53786552
How much bigger is her penis than yours?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 14:55:48 No.53788504 Report

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>>53786448
>Have you ever fuck-
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 15:02:56 No.53788520 Report

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>>53786448
>Have you ever fucked a girl while she plays Pokemon?
Why? That's gay.
>(I now have)
We don't care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 15:05:57 No.53788527 Report

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>>53788325
haven't even hold hand of a girl, no even my mom
And I'm fucking 31, everybody say I'm cute, but I'm socially fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 16:20:25 No.53788840 Report

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>>53787778
Literally my wet dream except she's trying to finish a chapter of Crime and Punishment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 16:25:06 No.53788857 Report

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>>53786448
Does ERPing on Showdown count?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 16:53:11 No.53788947 Report

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What does sex feel like bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 17:09:10 No.53789006 Report

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>>53786448
Fuck off blogposting normalfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 19:00:57 No.53789479 Report

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>>53786448
>When you're so bad at sex, she'd rather play with mons

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 19:12:14 No.53789534 Report

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>>53786703
I can't afford having one so why should I?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 19:36:08 No.53789636 Report

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>>53786448
Why doea so many zoomers actually DO want to be groomed by pedos?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 19:51:06 No.53789717 Report

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>>53788947
Really good or really bad and unsatisfactory

Jerking off is usually more efficient

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 19:52:44 No.53789728 Report

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>>53786448
>female
gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 19:57:06 No.53789740 Report

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>>53786456
Literally every girl I know plays Pokémon. they also coincidentally all have adhd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 20:10:12 No.53789787 Report

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>>53786448
I have in fact done this, yes. As an added bonus, the best part of the whole romp was the fact that she was married

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 20:27:45 No.53789860 Report

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No woman that actually has a serious interest in video games is attractive, and even on the chance they are they will probably have the most unfuckable personality ever. Oh, and cuz as I said, the majority is ugly anyway, most of the time you'll have the worst of both worlds, unfuckable on the outside AND on the inside too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 20:32:07 No.53789881 Report

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>>53789479
This. When I'm having sex, the girl generally wants to focus on the sensation of it, not on Pokémon.

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