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Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 03:35:51 No.53786801 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53786893 >>53786928 >>53787325 >>53789478 >>53789483 >>53793190 >>53795566

Lol it’s so tiny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 03:39:35 No.53786815 Report

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why, my peenus weanus of course :)

hahah! :D

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah

ITT: What is so tiny? - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 04:00:44 No.53786872 Report

Quoted By: >>53786877 >>53787304 >>53788114 >>53789487

Why does everyone (myself included) want to fuck the eeveelutions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 04:02:07 No.53786877 Report

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>>53786872
Slutty cats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 04:02:43 No.53786879 Report

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>>53786877
They are chipmunks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 04:09:32 No.53786893 Report

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>>53786801
Noooo eeeveee… don’t smush me with your paws just because im so little…

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 04:12:48 No.53786899 Report

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>male eevee

anon, I...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 04:31:26 No.53786928 Report

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>>53786801
Well it's all you're getting, you little glutton.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 04:49:42 No.53786987 Report

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>>53786928
cute!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 05:35:26 No.53787102 Report

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>>53786928
lmao, love it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 07:18:16 No.53787304 Report

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>>53786872
It's the faces.

Their unusually humanoid, flat faces shift them a bit further over towards the normal human strike zone.

Umbreon, Jolteon, and Espeon are largely the exceptions to this. Except Umbreon independently grabs the deviantart OC audience which further creates a bit of a crossfire on the group from two directions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 07:33:21 No.53787325 Report

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>>53786801
Eevee squealing as its tiny, delicate ass stretches over your cock
Eevee groaning as its insides are stirred by the relatively monstrous cock impaled in its hot, tight little body
Eevee gasping as its entire body shudders from the force of the slab of cockmeat thrusting into it over and over
Eevee writhing and moaning as electricity shoots down its tiny penis, and a bead of white hot cum builds at the tip, slowly dripping down
Eevee's screams as its body is wracked with orgasms, its mind flailing and failing to focus on anything besides pleasure

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 08:36:42 No.53787441 Report

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>>53787325
male evee is gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 08:45:26 No.53787456 Report

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>>53787325
very based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 12:42:44 No.53788108 Report

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>>53787325
fucking hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 12:43:22 No.53788114 Report

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>>53786872
Animal abuse fetishism is really common in autists for some reason.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 13:14:56 No.53788218 Report

Quoted By: >>53788519 >>53788608

>>53787325
Daily reminder that Eevee is fully compatible to breed with Arcanine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 15:02:23 No.53788519 Report

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>>53788218
>Field egg group
Hell Eevee is compatible with fucking wailord and many other massive mons.
Cock sock Eevee. Living condom Eevee. Fleshlight Eevee. Onahole Eevee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 15:26:06 No.53788608 Report

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>>53788218
>The volume of an Eevee's womb is approximately 100cc but can expand to as much as 800cc during pregnancy. The average depth of the vagina is a mere 5cm, but during arousal it can accommodate male Pokemon genitalia up to 10 cm comfortably
>Great care should be taken when breeding your Eevee with other members of its egg group, especially due to the great size disparity between breeds. A Growlith, for instance, is twice the size and four times the weight of an Eevee and should be restrained by the breeder during copulation as to avoid discomfort for the female.
>Though possible to breed with larger males, it is EXTREMELY dangerous. An Arcanine, for example, has genitalia ranging from 25 to 35 cm, well in excess of what can safely be handled by an Eevee in heat. In addition, the volume of ejaculate can exceed 1200cc in mature males, with reports of over 1500cc from especially virile males. Arcanine also will mate up to 15 times in a single day with a single female. Wild Arcanine will sometimes force female Eevee to breed in absence of suitable mates, these females can sometimes be spotted at the entrance of Arcanine dens grossly swollen with seed attempting to escape, but inevitably are pulled back inside to continue copulation.

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Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 16:12:36 No.53788790 Report

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>>53788608
I remember this copypasta, where did the time go?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 16:38:17 No.53788896 Report

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>>53788608

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 17:06:13 No.53788995 Report

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>>53787325
Then, suddenly, out of nowhere, lol, lmao, another lol, ... you, the eevee fucker, accidentally induce her to evolve into a brand new eevee evo. What type would she be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 18:58:10 No.53789463 Report

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>>53788608
So what you're saying is your eevee should be bred immediately in front of the desk at the pokemon center so you can heal it asap after a 35cm object makes a 10cm capacity receptacle fit the 35cm object.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 19:00:53 No.53789478 Report

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>>53786801
>forcibly eevolves your eevee
nothing personnel trainer

sexo

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sexo Fri 12 May 2023 19:02:06 No.53789483 Report

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>>53786801
eevee sexo

sexo

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sexo Fri 12 May 2023 19:03:12 No.53789487 Report

Quoted By: >>53791514

>>53786872
fuck yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 19:14:36 No.53789544 Report

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>>53788995
>accidentally induce her to evolve into a brand new eevee evo
Rise... Onaholeon Prime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 May 2023 22:54:57 No.53790545 Report

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>>53788519
Such a versatile Pokemon...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 May 2023 02:36:11 No.53791514 Report

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>>53789487
Imagine this being turned into a custom playmat. You'd have to be very brave to take that to a local tournament haha! Imagine the stares you'd get and the looks on the face of confused children.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 May 2023 13:12:35 No.53793190 Report

Quoted By: >>53793678

>>53786801
Proportionally to dongs of other PKMN of similar sizes like Nidoran or Fennekin, Eevees are absurdly hung like Mudsdales

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 May 2023 15:45:11 No.53793678 Report

Quoted By: >>53794904 >>53795015

>>53793190
Does an Eevee's dong get bigger when it evolves? Which eevolution has the longest, meatiest dong? These are questions that I need the answers to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 May 2023 19:31:53 No.53794904 Report

Quoted By: >>53795303

>>53793678
I don't feel like defiling the official EF thread with inquiry regarding such topics, so how about we try discovering that right here instead dear Anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 May 2023 19:49:57 No.53795015 Report

Quoted By: >>53795060

>>53793678
Umbreon and Leafeon are their larges members so they have the largest members.
Umbreon in fact use the poison on their fur to paralzye their mates and breed them into submission.
Leafepn on the other hand use Sweet scent that they rub over common berries to lure their mates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 May 2023 19:59:00 No.53795060 Report

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>>53795015
And sylveon are just sluts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 May 2023 20:48:13 No.53795303 Report

Quoted By: >>53795411

>>53794904
I love this image

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 May 2023 21:12:10 No.53795411 Report

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>>53795303
me too but the samedick has been bothering me lately

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 May 2023 21:52:01 No.53795566 Report

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>>53786801
It's not tiny :(

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