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Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 20:55:56 No.53816458 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53816475 >>53816496 >>53816503 >>53816504 >>53816908 >>53816964 >>53817034 >>53818498 >>53819731 >>53821224 >>53821381

We all know humans eat pokémon all the time, but how the fuck do you even begin with this guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 21:00:33 No.53816475 Report

Quoted By: >>53816484

>>53816458
these almost sentient almost creatures suffer every day because of their dumb owners installing PC optimizer pro onto the computers they live in

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 21:01:35 No.53816484 Report

Quoted By: >>53819826

>>53816475
>let me buy a 3060 for my porygon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 21:01:57 No.53816486 Report

Quoted By: >>53816496 >>53817542 >>53818744

not every pokemon is eaten, just like how not every real world animal is eaten

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 21:05:16 No.53816496 Report

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>>53816458
>all the time
Not really, sure it isn't uncommon to eat Pokemon in the Pokemon World, but I wouldn't say they do it on an everyday basis

And also what >>53816486 said, obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 21:07:15 No.53816503 Report

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>>53816458
i imagine porygon is made of an incomprehensible material most comparable to a screen, and it can phase in and out of reality as it pleases
anyways i doubt any part of it is edible

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 21:07:38 No.53816504 Report

Quoted By: >>53816908

>>53816458
You lick it like rock candy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 22:44:26 No.53816908 Report

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>>53816458
>>53816504
I honestly it would taste like US Smarties

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 22:53:55 No.53816964 Report

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>>53816458
Data and/or electricity. Might even eat electrons. I don't see what's so hard about this. There are Pokemon that literally eat rocks and dirt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 23:08:35 No.53817034 Report

Quoted By: >>53818494 >>53818508

>>53816458
It eats data

you have to constantly download shit or it will start eating your pictures

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:09:53 No.53817542 Report

Quoted By: >>53819638 >>53821073

>>53816486
I doubt there's any animal that someone hasn't tried to eat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 07:04:46 No.53818494 Report

Quoted By: >>53818699

>>53817034
>leave on vacation
>eats your entire fucking steam library

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 07:07:06 No.53818498 Report

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>>53816458
According to PLA it eats rocks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 07:13:52 No.53818508 Report

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>>53817034
so what you're telling me is that Porygon alone could easily eat a digimon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 09:04:52 No.53818699 Report

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>>53818494
>reinstall the games

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 09:35:16 No.53818744 Report

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>>53816486
You are an idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 14:24:53 No.53819638 Report

Quoted By: >>53819657 >>53819991

>>53817542
Jellyfish?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 14:28:46 No.53819657 Report

Quoted By: >>53820020 >>53821137

>>53819638
no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 14:45:18 No.53819731 Report

Quoted By: >>53819984 >>53819988 >>53821385

>>53816458
>humans eat pokémon all the time
NOT CANON
IF IT IS NOT WRITTEN IN THE GAME IT IS ALL IN YOUR HEAD AND NOT CANON

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 15:06:46 No.53819826 Report

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>>53816484
>not buying a 4090ti for your porygon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 15:44:12 No.53819984 Report

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>>53819731
IF IT IS NOT SEEN IN THE ANIME IT IS ALL IN YOUR HEAD AND NOT CANON.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 15:46:41 No.53819988 Report

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>>53819731
>IF IT IS NOT WRITTEN IN THE GAME
where does the ham and bacon for the sandwich mechanic come from, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 15:47:50 No.53819991 Report

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>>53819638
Ancient Romans ate jellyfish

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 15:54:04 No.53820020 Report

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>>53819657
Not with that attitude, you don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 19:20:56 No.53821073 Report

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>>53817542
Okay sure but so few attempts it weren't mentioning

Plus we even have an example of that in S18E7 where Jeremiah Chode, Gary's austiistic cousin, ran out of poffins so tried to eat his Porygon. All the glass shards and microplastics got into his brain. Still has seizures from it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 19:35:43 No.53821137 Report

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>>53819657
get rid of em.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 19:50:48 No.53821224 Report

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>>53816458
Porygon is just data manifesting itself in a physical form. It's more of a hard light projection than anything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 20:21:49 No.53821381 Report

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>>53816458
holographic meatloaf?
MY FAVORITE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 20:22:19 No.53821385 Report

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>>53819731
>Clauncher's claws can fall off during battle, but they'll regenerate. The meat inside the claws is popular as a delicacy in Galar.

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