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First person to get trips ITT gets their mainline series wish granted

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 14:31:47 No.53840251 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53840268 >>53840292 >>53840438 >>53840562 >>53840604 >>53841427 >>53841449

How would that affect the success of the franchise.

my wish would be the dexcut would be undone forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 14:34:40 No.53840261 Report

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my wish to have more furbait mons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 14:36:37 No.53840268 Report

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>>53840251
Retcon all starters' (past and future, including eevee) gender ratio to 50/50

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 14:47:33 No.53840292 Report

Quoted By: >>53840294

>>53840251
Franchise is deleted
Joe Merrick is buried alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 14:48:39 No.53840294 Report

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>>53840292
you are not funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 14:50:08 No.53840298 Report

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pokemon becomes an eroge series
furries or humans? thats for someone else to decide

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 14:58:53 No.53840333 Report

Quoted By: >>53840400 >>53840419 >>53840460 >>53840469 >>53840489 >>53840595 >>53840623 >>53840624 >>53841178

Because everyone complains about the games getting worse and hacking is so prevalent, Pokemon ditches its story entirely and becomes an always-online multiplayer-only game. Not F2P, but still has microtransactions.
Pokemon will be roated in and out seasonally, implemented alongside $30 region expansion packs. Some Pokemon will be unable to be traded or transferred unless you own the associated region's expansion.
There will be limited box space, and out-of-season Pokemon will be greyed out with the only option being to send them to Home or release them.
There's also a premium battle pass that unlocks VGC-legal legendaries. This is the only way to obtain Pokemon such as Ting-Lu, Landorus, and Kyogre. You capture legendary Pokemon in co-op raids- only one per battle pass owner.
Event raids will be buy-in for each attempt. Matchmaking is random, with no option to complete them with friends.
And you'll still buy it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 15:16:35 No.53840400 Report

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>>53840333
That's too complicated for a single wish jackass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 15:18:01 No.53840408 Report

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>>53840400
No it isn't, you weenie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 15:22:00 No.53840419 Report

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>>53840333
Wasted

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 15:25:47 No.53840438 Report

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>>53840251
All GameFreak employees are put on trial for their connection to Epstein, TPCi forced to give mainline series to competent devs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 15:31:48 No.53840460 Report

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>>53840333
If this wouldn't kill the franchise, what will?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 15:36:17 No.53840469 Report

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>>53840333
>inb4 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 15:37:37 No.53840471 Report

Quoted By: >>53841151

>>53840400
fuck you Shenron, I'm gonna go get Super Shenron

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 15:44:59 No.53840489 Report

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>>53840333
I just vomited in my mouth a little

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 15:48:28 No.53840501 Report

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>>53840294
oh look, it's the GF fanboy himself. Hi Joe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 16:03:16 No.53840555 Report

Quoted By: >>53840598 >>53840624 >>53840671

>>53840408
There is no unifying factor other than "game gets worse". At least when K'nuckles wished for a hat and a corn dog the two things were conjoined by the word "and".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 16:05:13 No.53840562 Report

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>>53840251
TPC falls apart.
Gamefreak bankrupts.
Masuda is found dead, hanging from lamp of his office.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 16:13:31 No.53840595 Report

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>>53840333
Pokemon Go already exists

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 16:13:58 No.53840598 Report

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>>53840555
"FIRST person to get trips ITT gets their mainline series wish granted"
You are second, doe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 16:14:58 No.53840604 Report

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>>53840251
No more generations + all pokemon and moves come back for the last game
0 gimmicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 16:19:33 No.53840623 Report

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>>53840333
pokemon if game freak was a chinese company

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 16:19:51 No.53840624 Report

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>>53840333
>>53840555
Given these two were both retarded I'll try again.
Square Enix develops the Black/White remakes in the Octopath HD-2D style and the games are mostly faithful but with good QoL improvements and none of the garbage hand-holding Game Freak puts in everything these days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 16:30:53 No.53840671 Report

Quoted By: >>53840890

>>53840555
>There is no unifying factor other than "game gets worse".
So? That's my wish. I want it all to burn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 17:36:00 No.53840890 Report

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>>53840671
You should have opened with the opening theme to tie it all together in a cohesive way to make it count as one wish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 17:47:11 No.53840941 Report

Quoted By: >>53841165

>wish bad so it doesn't count
That's retarded.
All randomness removed (including damage variation, crits, confusions, etc), IVs, EVs, natures and abilities removed, the first NPC you meet gives you an option to "complete the game" by giving you all pokemon and making you the champion. No online at all. Highest selling game in the series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 18:30:14 No.53841151 Report

Quoted By: >>53841171

>>53840471
You overused Super Dragon Balls. They crack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 18:33:36 No.53841165 Report

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>>53840941
If he said "I wish the game would get worse in the following ways" that could count as one wish but he just started listing crap

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 18:35:39 No.53841171 Report

Quoted By: >>53841580

>>53841151
Retconned by DBSuper lmfao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 18:37:33 No.53841178 Report

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>>53840333
fucking kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 19:39:59 No.53841427 Report

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>>53840251
the cartridge just fucking explode

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 19:46:11 No.53841449 Report

Quoted By: >>53841609 >>53842466

>>53840251
The nice thing about Japanese companies is their culture and business practices live and die with the leadership, which is getting kind of old. Just have to outlive GameFreak's top dogs, could be any now, even tomorrow

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 20:09:27 No.53841580 Report

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>>53841171
The event of Earth's dragon balls getting fucked was retconned, but not the mechanic. Just imagine, Super Shadow Dragons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 20:13:47 No.53841609 Report

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>>53841449
They're in their fifties at the most and the japs tend to live a long time, we could be stuck with the GF founders for another half century

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 May 2023 23:20:19 No.53842466 Report

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>>53841449
Ohmori is only like 15 years older than me and the dexcut was probably his idea.

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