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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 02:38:14 No.53853775 View View Reply Original Report

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Why does this design cause so much seethe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 02:40:38 No.53853785 Report

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>awesome stats
>awesome ability
>AMAZING sig

he's so based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 02:41:48 No.53853790 Report

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>>53853775
It's a Fire starter that wasn't kneecapped to make Charizard look better, of course its going to make people seethe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 02:42:07 No.53853792 Report

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>>53853775
Bald clown skeleton pinata singer bird crocodile is based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 03:06:57 No.53853893 Report

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>>53853775
Because it wasn't that obese fairy faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 03:11:48 No.53853916 Report

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>>53853775
It's a pretty damn cool design especially for a modern starter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 03:12:06 No.53853917 Report

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>>53853775
I wish he had a big hat like Crocalor did. It could be based on those old fashioned bird hats and play into the ghost typing and flame bird thing he has going on. Otherwise he's great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 03:13:46 No.53853921 Report

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Suck my croc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 03:16:53 No.53853929 Report

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>>53853775
The flames are terrible
They have that awkward party/piñata decoration aesthetic to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 04:08:17 No.53854100 Report

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>>53853775
Because the fans were pleading so long for quadruple non humanoid starter and yet gamefreak subverted the demand by making it an ugly abomination with too much themes slapped on one Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 04:13:16 No.53854123 Report

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idk but i love him, love me monstruous looking pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 04:13:28 No.53854124 Report

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>>53854100
>too much themes
ESL moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 10:47:07 No.53855052 Report

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>>53853775
It's either childish faggots who are never satisfied, or jealous faggots who were disappointed by their chosen starter and hate that there are people who are actually happy with what they got.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 11:53:12 No.53855249 Report

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>>53853775

Signature move is one of the worst things, it's to human like and not at all gator like. Who wants their flaming jaws gator to attack like a bald fat opera singer. Where's the death roll? Why does it fight like a human? Why does it have ugly flames? And ugly proportions? Why does it not have spines like a gator

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:01:45 No.53855275 Report

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>>53853775
It's a non-humanoid jobmon, so both people who like humanoid jobmons and non-humanoid naturalistic designs feel there's something to dislike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:03:37 No.53855279 Report

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>>53853775
it leaked first

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:09:50 No.53855298 Report

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>>53855275
Thoughts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:14:15 No.53855317 Report

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>>53853775
The bald clown head and low poly body make people seethe.
If they designed either the head or body with a higher poly count then it would be a great design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:16:12 No.53855324 Report

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>>53855298
Blaziken, Infernape and Empoleon are all jobmons, you nostalgia-blinded faggot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:21:09 No.53855342 Report

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>>53855324
Thanks for the constructive criticism, I wasn't to sure whether to count "martial artist" and "emperor" as jobs. Not too sure what Blaziken's job is supposed to be, to me it's just a humanoid fighting rooster. I'd be happy to be proven wrong. Also, Emboar is clearly a humanoid pig.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:23:01 No.53855350 Report

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>>53855298
>Empoleon
Napoleon had a job
>Serperior
Based on French royalty, which is a job
>Chesnaught
What makes it humanoid but not Emboar? It’s posture is even less human-like

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:24:14 No.53855356 Report

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>>53855342
Serperior is a royalty not sure if it's a job though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:34:47 No.53855398 Report

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>>53855342
Hisui’s Typhlosion is also a non-human jobmon. It purifies spirits and uses them to fight which is akin to Shaman. Other two Hisui starter are unchanged

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:42:17 No.53855421 Report

Quoted By: >>53855736 >>53856593 >>53856823

>>53855350
>>53855356
>>53855398
Thanks for the input. It seems that non-humanoid jobmons are, somewhat surprisingly, actually rather common. Of course, what 'humanoid' means it remains rather subjective. I feel like apes are also inherently rather humanoid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 12:55:14 No.53855459 Report

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>>53855342
Sorry for being too harsh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 13:30:48 No.53855544 Report

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>>53853775
Better than Quaxly evolution, don't bother to learn it's name. But I like Meowsquarda better

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 14:35:02 No.53855728 Report

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>>53853775
Because pokemon fans that aren't just regular people that go "oh, there's a new pokemon game, nice!" are heavily autistic individuals that need help but will never get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 14:37:14 No.53855736 Report

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>>53855421
>decidueye
>non-humanoid

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 14:57:37 No.53855805 Report

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tell me you never saw an owl without telling me you never saw an owl

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 15:10:06 No.53855839 Report

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>>53855728
Why are you here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 15:11:22 No.53855845 Report

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>>53855805
It has a longer torso and a smaller-sized humanoid head. Literally just the legs are the only non-humanoid aspect of Decidueye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 15:13:18 No.53855856 Report

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>>53855839
I'm a heavily autistic individual that will never get help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 15:21:22 No.53855878 Report

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>>53855736
Decidueye is difficult to classify, but the Alolan form isn't really that anthropomorphized. The Hisuian form does have a pretty humanoid silouhette, but it also just looks like an owl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 17:52:17 No.53856585 Report

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>>53855298
you are severely autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 17:53:58 No.53856593 Report

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>>53855421
How the fuck is Sceptile and Primarina humanoid? Sceptile is literally a grass charizard in shape language and Primarina's demeanor is closer to it's inspiration animal than some on the left.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 17:58:10 No.53856615 Report

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Because it ruined the Chinese Zodiac theme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:16:40 No.53856685 Report

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>>53856615
Nah it’s a snake

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:51:53 No.53856823 Report

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>>53855421
Decidueye is far more humanoid than Primarina or Sceptile

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 18:54:32 No.53856834 Report

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>>53856823
Also if typhlosion is a shaman then Blastoise is a firefighter, lol

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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 21:09:30 No.53857629 Report

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>>53853775

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Anonymous Thu 25 May 2023 21:12:17 No.53857653 Report

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>>53857629
literally the ONLY good fakemon better than the original the rest is shit i won't elaborate any further

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