>Be me
>Have a messed up week and want to relax with a good night at home
>Buy some of those candies from a less than reputable smoke shop
>Lay down on my bed and watch random episodes of Family Guy
>I imagine my Vaporeon gf coming up and laying on top of me, cuddling her head into my chest
>As the edibles kick in, I feel the pillow I hold begin to get heavier
>After some playing and teasing, she gets me excited as we act like animals
>The episode of Family Guy where the baby gets pregnant with the dog's babies come on
>As the abomination pups roam around Stewie's room, my Vaporeon gets even more frisky
>Tells me she has an idea
>She wants me to fertilize her eggs, and when she lays them, she wants me to crack them open and force her to eat our children.
>Candy was too strong for me to tell her no or push her off me
>I don't remember much, but I know it was pretty intense
>Fall asleep eventually
>Don't remember any of it for two days until I notice there are no more eggs in my fridge
>It all suddenly came back to me.
You know what, forget this. I'm going back to human women.
