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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 19:32:58 No.53890755 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53890798 >>53890799 >>53890882

Would you marry a pokemon? What if they propose in public in front of everybody!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 19:34:57 No.53890765 Report

Quoted By: >>53890841 >>53890859

no because i can't have kids with pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 19:40:44 No.53890798 Report

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>>53890755
I would fuck her in front of everybody

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 19:40:46 No.53890799 Report

Quoted By: >>53890816

>>53890755
i'm pretty most mons are sapient, so why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 19:43:04 No.53890816 Report

Quoted By: >>53890846

>>53890799
WRONG. Pokemon are simple beasts, Taijiri says so. All displays of sapience are just jokes and storytelling devices that you aren't supposed to pay attention to. Stop questioning Taijiri-sama.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 19:48:39 No.53890841 Report

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>>53890765
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 19:49:36 No.53890846 Report

Quoted By: >>53890864

>>53890816
Even doe the abra line gets up to over 9000 iq

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 19:51:44 No.53890859 Report

Quoted By: >>53890872

>>53890765
But unlimited unprotected sex is an option.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 19:52:49 No.53890864 Report

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>>53890846
Pokedex entries are jokes, you aren't supposed to pay attention to them. All Pokemon are beasts so it's perfectly normal for me to want to own a Gardevoir and have her wear a dog collar. If you think that seems sexual or wrong in any way, you're just a zoophile. There's nothing abnormal about me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 19:54:55 No.53890872 Report

Quoted By: >>53890881 >>53890899

>>53890859
whats the point in marrying someone if i can't have sex with the sole purpose of procreating?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 19:57:00 No.53890881 Report

Quoted By: >>53890890 >>53890897

>>53890872
>wanting to create more victims for the demiurge's torture world

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 19:57:21 No.53890882 Report

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>>53890755
No, I would not, if a pokemon somehow proposed to me in public I would react to it the same way I would react to a little girl doing so, by finding it cute and endearing, you know how children like playing make belief. Just a kid wanting to do adult stuff without understanding any of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 19:59:15 No.53890890 Report

Quoted By: >>53890897

>>53890881
Gnosticism was a mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 20:00:17 No.53890897 Report

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>>53890881
>>53890890
Also you can't create souls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 20:01:23 No.53890899 Report

Quoted By: >>53890924

>>53890872
Because it feels really, really good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 20:08:00 No.53890924 Report

Quoted By: >>53890954

>>53890899
yeah it does, but what im trying to say is that if im marrying is because i want to go all out with that person, if im just looking for sex there's no point in marrying just for that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 May 2023 20:13:09 No.53890954 Report

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>>53890924
But if you love each other you should marry each other, regardless if you can have kids or not. The sex comes with that.
You can always adopt. Think of all the baby Pokemon that are hatched and released in the wild for not having perfect IVs. They need homes.

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