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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:06:12 No.53904732 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53904739 >>53904968 >>53904992 >>53905557 >>53905736 >>53906244 >>53908842

>Pokemon has facial hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:10:05 No.53904739 Report

Quoted By: >>53904745 >>53905781

>>53904732
So unrealistic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:11:06 No.53904745 Report

Quoted By: >>53904749 >>53904804 >>53904979 >>53905009 >>53906347

>>53904739
Real life animals would never

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:12:38 No.53904749 Report

Quoted By: >>53904754 >>53904804 >>53904979 >>53906347

>>53904745
Imagine how ridiculous it'd look

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:14:12 No.53904754 Report

Quoted By: >>53904765 >>53904804 >>53904979 >>53905009 >>53906347

>>53904749
GF needs to start pulling inspiration from real life animals

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:21:53 No.53904765 Report

Quoted By: >>53904767 >>53904804 >>53904979 >>53906347

>>53904754

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:22:55 No.53904767 Report

Quoted By: >>53904790 >>53904804 >>53905009 >>53906347

>>53904765

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:28:55 No.53904790 Report

Quoted By: >>53904804 >>53904822 >>53904979 >>53906347

>>53904767

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:30:56 No.53904798 Report

Quoted By: >>53904802

>pokemon have literal clothing made of fabric as part of it's body

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:32:18 No.53904802 Report

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>>53904798
It's their fur/skin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:33:08 No.53904804 Report

Quoted By: >>53904813 >>53904815 >>53904819 >>53905928

>>53904745
>>53904749
>>53904754
>>53904765
>>53904767
>>53904790
Wow, this sure convinced me that Weezing should have a top hat and a mustache.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:37:31 No.53904813 Report

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>>53904804
>mass replying
Buy a rope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:38:21 No.53904815 Report

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>>53904804
>top hat
that's a steam engine schizo
>mustache
that's smoke schizo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:39:28 No.53904819 Report

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>>53904804
It makes sense to me shit would accumulate over weezing's mouth and eyebrows, it's not an actual beard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:40:14 No.53904822 Report

Quoted By: >>53904968

>>53904790
>"Aye what's da matter babyface? scared of a ittle beard?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:40:43 No.53904824 Report

Quoted By: >>53904859

Never seen anyone get BTFO so succinctly and get so mad as I have seen faggot OP get in this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:54:38 No.53904859 Report

Quoted By: >>53904869 >>53904888

>>53904824
I have, the responses were quite gay so OP is still in the right

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:59:17 No.53904869 Report

Quoted By: >>53906347

>>53904859
So true

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 15:06:28 No.53904888 Report

Quoted By: >>53904954 >>53906347

>>53904859
lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 15:26:01 No.53904954 Report

Quoted By: >>53906347

>>53904888
lmao even

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 15:29:12 No.53904968 Report

Quoted By: >>53905923 >>53905966

>>53904732
People complaining about pokemon having facial hair is one of the weirdest fads I've seen in this community, especially given we have had pokemon with moustaches since gen 1. Wonder which pseudoinfluencer caused it
>>53904822
Perrserker if he real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 15:31:59 No.53904979 Report

Quoted By: >>53905009

>>53904745
>>53904749
>>53904754
>>53904765
>>53904790
OP was probably refering to kingambit and samurott

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 15:36:33 No.53904992 Report

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>>53904732
Just because you can't grow any of your own doesn't mean you have to be such a massive faggot about Pokemon who can

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 15:41:35 No.53905009 Report

Quoted By: >>53905584

>>53904979
But samurott's based on marine mammals, and those have facial hair.
See >>53904745 and >>53904767.
And even if they aren't the same style, there are some facial hairs animals have which resemble it >>53904754
So I don't understand why people have so many issues with samurott having facial hair, it fits the design.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 17:52:06 No.53905557 Report

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>>53904732
There's probably someone on the design team who has a hard-on for that motif, so they keep doing it. Nu Pokemon goes for these ambitious design ideas but can't pull off making them not look stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 18:00:14 No.53905584 Report

Quoted By: >>53905609 >>53905614 >>53905759

>>53905009
Whiskers are not facial hair, dumb nuts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 18:10:53 No.53905609 Report

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>>53905584
Whiskers = Hair

(You) = Retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 18:12:17 No.53905614 Report

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>>53905584
It’s still based on whiskered animals, so it’s justified to have features that evoke facial hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 18:58:27 No.53905736 Report

Quoted By: >>53905748 >>53906298

>>53904732
>DUDE WHAT IF STANTLER HAD A BEARD LMAO
>DUDE WHAT IF GOLEM HAD A BEARD LMAO
>etc.
imagine waiting 20+ years for a pokemon to finally get a new form only for it to change pretty much nothing except it has some stupid looking facial hair slapped onto it like a sticky note
cross gen evos after gen 4, regional variants, mega evolutions, and gigantamax mons were all a mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 19:02:52 No.53905748 Report

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>>53905736
cry moar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 19:08:08 No.53905759 Report

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>>53905584
Samurott's are obviously whiskers too lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 19:15:48 No.53905781 Report

Quoted By: >>53905786

>>53904739
OP didn't imply they were "unrealistic", just that they're ugly
You go winning those arguments in your head, though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 19:17:17 No.53905786 Report

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>>53905781
They aren't though, go cry to whatever influencer started this anti-facial hair fad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 19:56:15 No.53905923 Report

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>>53904968
it's literally just one autist who got called out for it when kleavor was shown

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 19:58:23 No.53905928 Report

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>>53904804
This but unironically

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 20:09:00 No.53905966 Report

Quoted By: >>53906017

>>53904968
>gen 1
>Kadabra and Alakazam have facial hair and they are the only exceptions
>gen 6+
>every gen introduces at least five or so new designs that have facial hair, whether it be a mega evolution, gigantamax, regional variant, cross gen evo, or an entirely new pokemon like Rabsca
facial hair is a problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 20:25:19 No.53906017 Report

Quoted By: >>53906048

>>53905966
>gen 6
>has 1 pokemon with facial hair
>gen 5
>has 10 pokemon with facial hair
>blames gen 6 for some reason

ah, so you're just a shitposting unovafag, good to know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 20:35:44 No.53906048 Report

Quoted By: >>53906066

>>53906017
>>gen 5
>>has 10 pokemon with facial hair
where are the gen 5 mons with facial hair?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 20:38:55 No.53906066 Report

Quoted By: >>53906079 >>53906339

>>53906048
nta but
>Emboar (it's literally described as a beard)
>Samurott
>Herdier
>Stoutland
>Conkeldurr
>Mienfoo
>Mienshao
>Thundurus
>Tornadus
>Landorus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 20:42:31 No.53906079 Report

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>>53906066
>>53906066
Whoops, actually forgot male Jellicent and Beartic, too. Gen 5 actually has a comparable amount of bearded mon designs to Gen 8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 20:45:55 No.53906095 Report

Quoted By: >>53906229 >>53909448

All these real meme dogs and onions donkeys with facial hair also look like overdesigned zoomer trash. Not sure how posting them is supposed to be an argument. Looks shit in real life looks shit in game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 21:26:05 No.53906229 Report

Quoted By: >>53906380

>>53906095
>actual animals
>overdesigned zoomer trash
Meds

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 21:29:46 No.53906244 Report

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>>53904732
problem?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 21:45:24 No.53906298 Report

Quoted By: >>53907535

>>53905736
>loved delibird since I was a kid
>always wanted a delibird evo
>nothing for years
>we finally get something delibird related
>it's just delibird but a robot
>love every single thing about it
I was extremely worried when I saw Delibird was getting a "paradox form" but I never would have imagined I'd love him as much as the original. It's so cute, soulful, and useful in battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 21:55:22 No.53906339 Report

Quoted By: >>53906369

>>53906066
>Samurott
>Mienfoo
>Mienshao
Whiskers =/= Facial hair moron

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 21:56:33 No.53906347 Report

Quoted By: >>53906355 >>53909371

>>53904745
>>53904749
>>53904754
>>53904765
>>53904767
>>53904790
>>53904869
>>53904888
>>53904954
Can you make it less obvious you're mad as hell someone criticized an aspect of modern pokemon next time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 21:57:55 No.53906355 Report

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>>53906347
>mass replying schizo call others mad
the irony

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 21:59:49 No.53906369 Report

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>>53906339
>Whiskers =/= Facial hair
If you can't take notice of the blatant exaggeration being done to MAKE them resemble facial hair then you're a retard. Gyarados and Persian have whiskers, those three have very obvious facial hair that ties into the themes of their lines (Samurott to make it look like an old esteemed shogun and Mienshao to harken it back the pop culture depictions of old Chinese martial Arts masters, driven home by how it's Mustard's ace before he uses Urshifu)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 22:02:06 No.53906380 Report

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>>53906229
Some animals just look strange/ugly/stupid. That's why you're alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 03:00:01 No.53907535 Report

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>>53906298
you see iron bundle actually made an attempt at added deign motifs that weren't present in Delibird (the snow ski shaped feet, the snow globe). you can't say the same about most paradox mons

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 14:03:50 No.53908842 Report

Quoted By: >>53908975

>>53904732
>pokemon has eyeshadows or eyelashes

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 14:51:20 No.53908975 Report

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>>53908842

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Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 16:56:55 No.53909371 Report

Quoted By:

>>53906347
“I fail to see the problem here”

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 17:19:46 No.53909448 Report

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>>53906095
How can a real animal be overdesigned or zoomer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 17:23:34 No.53909467 Report

Quoted By: >>53909480 >>53909490

Reddit sure did a number on this board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 17:26:19 No.53909480 Report

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>>53909467
Anon, this board was already filled with underaged faggots to begin with and now its summer, expect this board to be shit until mid September

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 17:27:58 No.53909490 Report

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>>53909467
You only have to endure this for a month. After the troons go back to their clusterfuck circle-jerking websites, everything will become normal again.

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