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Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 18:42:26 No.53909803 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53910087 >>53910127 >>53910172 >>53910228 >>53910406 >>53910857 >>53910994 >>53911280

>go outside
>grab keys
>ready to leave work
>see this on top of my car
>he's eating the roof and taking iron ore shits everywhere
what do /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 19:41:47 No.53910049 Report

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Karate must be mandatory training in the pokemon world

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 19:52:02 No.53910087 Report

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>>53909803
Give him the rest of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 19:58:44 No.53910127 Report

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>>53909803
That's why you need Pokemon insurance

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 20:01:46 No.53910143 Report

Quoted By: >>53910416 >>53911279

Based old fag.

The zoomies just had to be there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 20:03:58 No.53910151 Report

Quoted By: >>53910416

Its been so long

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 20:08:12 No.53910172 Report

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>>53909803
Make the Aggron bigger than Galaxies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 20:21:13 No.53910228 Report

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>>53909803
Catch that bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 21:10:26 No.53910406 Report

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>>53909803
Punch him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 21:13:20 No.53910416 Report

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>>53910143
>>53910151
>shitting up the thread with complaints instead of playing along

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 23:05:38 No.53910857 Report

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>>53909803
offer her your dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 23:37:40 No.53910994 Report

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>>53909803
File for insurance

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 23:42:01 No.53911007 Report

Quoted By: >>53911034

>send out my level five chimchar
>use power up punch once
>have my machoke remove its corpse from my vehicle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 23:52:00 No.53911034 Report

Quoted By: >>53911038 >>53911450

>>53911007
>0 Atk Chimchar Power-Up Punch vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Aggron: 44-56 (15.6 - 19.9%) -- possible 6HKO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Jun 2023 23:53:28 No.53911038 Report

Quoted By: >>53911116

>>53911034
My chimchar is built different

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jun 2023 00:20:41 No.53911116 Report

Quoted By: >>53911134

>>53911038
your chimchar is made of monkey organs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jun 2023 00:23:10 No.53911134 Report

Quoted By: >>53911247

>>53911116
Btw I don't think the calculator accounts for the fact that PUP gives plus one each time, so realistically it's like a 3 hit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jun 2023 00:47:59 No.53911247 Report

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>>53911134
4 hits with the boosts, whether the highest or lowest possible damage per hit. Aggron's got too much defense for chimchar to punch through

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jun 2023 00:53:38 No.53911279 Report

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>>53910143
>MASTER I SHIT ON THE CAR
>old

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jun 2023 00:53:39 No.53911280 Report

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>>53909803
I take my fucking meds like you should.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jun 2023 01:31:27 No.53911450 Report

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>>53911034
This isn't like your battle simulation video games, anon. Real Pokémon don't take turns hitting each other or have numbered stats, maybe go outside and experience real Pokémon for once in your life

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