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You know what really grinds my gears? Carracosta. I mean, seriously, what's the deal with this Pokémon? It's supposed to be this ancient sea creature, but it's as slow as a snail with a hangover. I've seen rocks move faster than Carracosta. And don't get me started on its defenses. It's like it's made of tissue paper! I've seen baby Pokémon with more resilience than this so-called "tough" turtle. And let's not forget its movepool. It's about as exciting as watching paint dry. Rock moves, water moves, rinse and repeat. Come on, Carracosta, give us something fresh, something unexpected! But no, it's the same old predictable routine. It's time for Carracosta to step up its game or just take a permanent dive back into the ancient depths where it belongs.
