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Alright, let's settle this Pokémon debate once and for all. Magmar, my friends, is clearly superior to Jynx and Electabuzz, and if you don't agree, you're just plain wrong. First of all, Magmar has that fiery swagger that sets it apart from those other two losers. It's like the James Dean of the Pokémon world, with its slick flames and that devilish grin. Plus, Magmar's got some serious firepower. You want to mess with Jynx's ice powers? Please, Magmar will melt that frozen faggot faster than you can say "brain freeze." And Electabuzz? It's got nothing on Magmar's scorching hot moves. So, if you want a Pokémon that's cool, powerful, and straight-up badass, choose Magmar.
>but I disagree
well, you can go cry into your Jynx and Electabuzz plushies.
