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Anonymous Thu 08 Jun 2023 22:59:08 No.53930171 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>53930178 >>53930199 >>53931058 >>53931207 >>53931372 >>53931519 >>53937420 >>53937520

>he has a small diglett

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Anonymous Thu 08 Jun 2023 23:01:02 No.53930178 Report

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>>53930171
Finally a girl other than my woman and sister saw my diglett!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Jun 2023 23:01:07 No.53930179 Report

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Anonymous Thu 08 Jun 2023 23:02:53 No.53930188 Report

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>he has a small dig-ACK!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Jun 2023 23:06:30 No.53930199 Report

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>>53930171
>he has a big onix

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Jun 2023 23:34:41 No.53930331 Report

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>>53930199
Where's the pun, Buckley?

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Anonymous Thu 08 Jun 2023 23:39:22 No.53930353 Report

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>>53930331
The joke is between your legs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Jun 2023 23:40:39 No.53930360 Report

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>>53930188
she's just a kid you weirdo. go to church and respect women more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 02:22:36 No.53931058 Report

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>>53930171
I dont have a diglet i have a cloyster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 02:24:14 No.53931063 Report

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>>53931058
you will never be a real woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 02:59:15 No.53931194 Report

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>>53931063
it's okay, you will never be a real man anyway

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 03:02:14 No.53931207 Report

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>>53930171
That's fine, my Machamp satisfies girls for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 03:20:54 No.53931250 Report

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>>53931194
>uh chuderino incel, you will never be a real man because you don't submit to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 03:23:25 No.53931254 Report

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>>53931207
Fuck you for making me look up the full doujin

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 04:05:31 No.53931372 Report

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>>53930171
She's 10 years old OP. Even a small Dicklett can split her apart. Jesus Khrist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 04:21:30 No.53931412 Report

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>>53931372
I wouldn't want to injure Misty. Sumata it is then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 04:23:43 No.53931416 Report

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>>53931372
That's a lie. youngest recorded girl who was preggers was 6 years old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 04:28:16 No.53931432 Report

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>>53931372
Out of 10!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 04:31:21 No.53931443 Report

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>>53931416
Yikes. Gonna take a wild guess and say that happened in India.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 04:46:50 No.53931481 Report

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>>53931416
She had unusual hormonal issues that caused her to enter puberty at like age 3 or 4 or something. And also yeah obviously she was a victim of abuse.

>>53931412
Good taste; with or without the short shorts though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 05:02:57 No.53931519 Report

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>>53930171
I blames the Greeks love of small boys...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 05:12:24 No.53931540 Report

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>>53931481
Without. Diglett popping up out of that thigh gap like a game of whackamole. Without the mallet, of course.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 09:05:26 No.53931952 Report

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>>53931540
Okay but hear me out, imagine cumming onto that denim booty

Writefuck

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Writefuck Fri 09 Jun 2023 10:14:11 No.53932066 Report

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>>53931540
Thanks for the idea

>get a summer job at the Cerulean City gym
>that means you get to spend most of your time watching cute girls in bikinis
>Misty is a super cutie too but she's also your boss
>it's kind of weird that your boss is only like one year older than you, but whatever
>the two of you get to know each other, you really hit it off
>you even go on a couple totally-platonic “dates”
>the problem is, the Pokemon League has strict rules against fraternization between gym leaders and their employees
>because of this, things between you and Misty can't really progress
>she reluctantly insists on following the rules
>she's happy to go to the movies with you or whatever, but she won't even kiss you
>it's starting to give you serious blueballs if you're honest with yourself
>she's not dumb, she seems to pick up on it

1/3

Writefuck

Writefuck Fri 09 Jun 2023 10:15:12 No.53932067 Report

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>>53932066
>one day you're changing out of your swimtrunks at the end of the day
>hear the door creak as someone comes into the locker room
>that's weird, you're the only guy at the gym, so no one else should be in here
>look to see who it is
>Misty just strolled into the mens' locker room like she owns the place
>you're so used to being alone in here that you forgot you were even naked
>Misty isn't wearing that much more; just her usual bikini
>you get hard almost immediately as she gives you a little smirk
>some dumb instinct in the back of your brain urges you to try and hide your nudity from her, so you turn away
>she walks right up to you, grabs you by the shoulder and turns you around to face her
>your raging hardon is aimed directly at her, twitching aggressively, barely an inch away from her bikini bottom
>"Listen, Anon... I really like you, and I don't want to lead you on... but you know we can't have a relationship, we'll both get in trouble."
>this doesn't remotely explain what she's doing in here
>"But... there's a loophole we can exploit. As long as we aren't technically having sex..."
>you have no idea what she's talking about, but it sounds promising
>she turns around, spreads her knees a little, the thin fabric bikini bottom clinging tantalizingly to her lower lips
>she realizes you aren't quite following her idea so she backs into you, your dick bumping up against her rear
>oh fuck Misty's butt is the stuff that dreams are made of
>at first you think she just wants you to rub your dick on her ass, so why not
>you immediately leave behind a little stain of precum, but that's not what she wants
>"...you're a little thick, aren't you?"
>she reaches awkwardly behind herself, grabs your manhood, and guides you in between her legs
>she squeezes her thighs together, and your little Diglett pops out the front of her crotch
>"Go again, Anon... "fuck me" as much as you want... get it all out of your system."
2/3

Writefuck

Writefuck Fri 09 Jun 2023 10:16:13 No.53932070 Report

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>>53932067
>her legs are tight and you don't know what to do with your hands so you just grab her hips
>with one hand she braces herself against the wall while the other helps make sure you dick doesn't slip out
>you fuck Misty's thighgap like a dog humps a mailman
>her bikini bottom quickly becomes wet and sticky from both of your arousal
>you imagine just ripping the sheer fabric off her hips and planting directly inside her
>...but that would cost someone their job, and you wouldn't want to get her in trouble
>she starts letting out little moans and grunts; she's getting off on this more than you are
>it must be nice to have a clit with a needy dick mashing up against it
>she squeezes you even tighter as she approaches some kind of climax, and you aren't far behind
>your cum shoots out from between her legs, splattering all over the wall
>you keep humping her thighs as you cum, a fair amount of the gooey spurts finding their way onto her crotch
>you finally “pull out" as you gasp for breath a little
>"Was that it, Anon?"
>she turns around to glare at you, fire in her eyes and cum on her bikini
>"I wasn't finished yet, you jerk!"
>she slaps you, equal parts angry and horny
>you apologize profusely; it's not like you can just decide whether or not to cum
>she storms out of the men's locker room, saying she's just going to go masturbate in the shower
>the following morning you get a letter saying you're fired, and asking if you want to go out on a "real" date that night
>she also promises there won't be a bikini in the way this time

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Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 10:27:49 No.53932095 Report

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I have a wiglet lmao hahahahaha

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Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 19:06:14 No.53933849 Report

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>MFW Misty will never make fun of your small penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 19:35:17 No.53933954 Report

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>>53933849
Truly a sad world we live in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Jun 2023 20:03:28 No.53934093 Report

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>>53933849
truly a shame, big metapod bros get the long end of the stick

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2023 01:22:48 No.53935139 Report

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I want pokegirls to laugh at me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2023 01:48:19 No.53935228 Report

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>>53931443
peru actually

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2023 02:17:31 No.53935327 Report

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Its more than big enough, come here you

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2023 02:41:22 No.53935426 Report

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>>53933849
>MFW Misty will never tease you by slowly taking of her clothes in front of you to reveal the sweaty swimsuit underneath
>MFW Misty will never reach into your swimming trunks and jerk you off by the pool
>MFW Misty will never give you an amused smile when you cum after less than a minute of foreplay
>MFW Misty will never pin you down and sit on your face while she continues stroking you
>MFW you will never half suffocate in between her thighs as her pussy grinds into you through her bikini bottoms
>MFW she will neve make you cum for a second time while you fail to get her off like the loser you are

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2023 04:12:58 No.53935697 Report

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>>53932070

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2023 04:18:06 No.53935711 Report

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>>53931058
Prove it

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2023 04:21:00 No.53935718 Report

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>>53935426

Writefuck

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Writefuck Sat 10 Jun 2023 04:34:20 No.53935763 Report

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>>53935697
I tell ya I get no respect as a writefag round here

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2023 04:47:06 No.53935793 Report

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>>53935763
I liked it, it was cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2023 05:45:16 No.53935926 Report

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>>53931416
Wikpedia says it was 5

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2023 06:45:00 No.53936062 Report

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>>53935327
That's an AMERICAN hug! Bring it in, kiddo!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2023 14:24:21 No.53937107 Report

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>>53931372
That's okay, I was 9 when she first gave me that "weird pants feeling."

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2023 15:41:11 No.53937364 Report

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>>53935763
>>53932070
Well it certainly gave me wood.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2023 15:57:27 No.53937420 Report

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>>53930171
>so tiny he got a ribbon for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2023 16:01:19 No.53937441 Report

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>>53931250
No you're just a pathetic excuse for a human let alone a real man. Enjoy being an impotent waste of space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Jun 2023 16:22:05 No.53937520 Report

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>>53930171
>implying i have a diglett and not a wiglett

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