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first for making sure it's over before it begins
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uh i don't think that's supposed to happen? i already caught the snover first go around is this just free infinite shadow snovers? or maybe infinite of any shadow mon when i lose to a trainer with one? i'm pretty sure i can't actually do anything with this but hey also, just so i don't have to go back through and recount: Whiteouts: 15
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wow this fucker actually oneshot something i'm also learning some other fun coverage. apparently quilava gets aerial ace?
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not too bad, 2 attempts
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this fight is completely unchanged from vanilla funky theme for the replacement
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
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>>53952247 its snover factory
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hello, character that tries to commit genocide on a certain purple haired tomboy and her village before being treated as a harmless joke villain later on
Anonymous
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this fight is barely changed it looks like, but now instead of relying on bullshit RNG to get a good roll for metronome you now can just rely on bullshit RNG to get however many parahaxes you need to win i don't care to win this for the 1 point of relationship this gives you with melia
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It doesn't even know metronome now...
>>53952306 It's beginning albeit
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the replacement xen grunt music playing during this scene is really fucking funny
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i love the impeccable logic of this bitch sending this guy of all people to the shadow realm now when we were just attacked by an evil admin whose gyarados just ate us
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but i don't WANT to rescue melia. i WANT to handhold with purple hair tomboys
Anonymous
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>>53952285 Our posters are smiling at us, Melia. Could yours say the same?
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Anonymous
>>53952317 Cutscene & ingame team discrepancies: 1 (prepare for this to go up a lot, just add to this tally)
>>53952328 oh yeah uh isn't that bitch the ex girlfriend of Axel (the original one before some magic bullshit happened)
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A wild redditor appeared!
>>53952337 >Cutscene & ingame team discrepancies: 1 Given how Intense mode for this game already had a ton of those caused by the different teams and the mod creator seems to give even less of a shit, I'm fully prepared
>oh yeah uh isn't that bitch the ex girlfriend of Axel yeah, she dated him at the high school they went to before the apocalypse nihilego shit went down, and she was the one revived him (?) i think
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singles will decide who i go with
Anonymous
>>53952356 venam because ren has body odor problems
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>>53952370 lol what a cuck
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fucking hell this game's speedup is fast at the very least venam retains her busted team from the gym
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not shown but he did have another munna
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it's just angry at you cuck
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y-yeah that's why we want to go to sheridan, r-right
Anonymous
>>53952393 I think the vanilla version of that team is just a pulse+ musharna and a few munnas
I like how this hack gives these types of fights (1 strong pokemon and a bunch of mooks) more variety in mooks to kill
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>>53952401 it is definitely interesting. I am a bit disappointed that the gyarados fight wasn't changed, though i'm not sure what could have realistically been done with it. hope to see some variety in pulses/boss mons down the line
anyway, singles names this fishe
Anonymous
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>>53952414 christened
also fun fact jan is for whatever reason tossing this into the postgame in 13.5, so anybody who wants a poison/fairy milotic should probably start a file now. surprised the modder even left it in
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describes this game in one image i think i'll call new team/end after the next boss
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venam throws a shitfit if you ask her if she's alright
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i think this alone could probably persuade me to go to the genocide evil ending
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it was a woman neverthoughless
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let me THROUGH
Anonymous
>>53952427 make sure to catch a sandshrew and evolve it before the galvantula fight
because you can do that if the level cap is still high enough for you to raise sandshrew to level 22 (maybe try and see if the level cap bypass works as advertised)
also here's a recipe for pangolin food
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>>53952478 original milkshake recipe image if anyone is curious
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yeah, now that you remind me, it's time to catch a few encounters on both route 2 and in the cave just noticed that infinite repel spray thing after i wondered why i wasn't getting encounters, what a fantastic idea honestly singles names
Anonymous
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>>53952499 mean ;(
singles, again
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even by the standards of what we just caught, everything else is genuinely so fucking bad holy shit. maybe combee is worth it, at least for keta and all his fighting and grass shenanigans? i dunno
anyway, i'm moving on to the cave for now. the boy is here - singles shall name him
>>53952533 off by 2 secs
Anonymous
>>53952544 Chuckslash
because somehow that name hasn't been used before
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>>53952558 fuck off by 3
it's over
Anonymous
>>53952558 Perfect name for a male sandshrewd
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>>53952565 funny thing is, both sneed- nicknames, and chuckshrew, were originally used on female sandslashes
i think a pattern was broken here but oh well
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in the interest of time, i'm going to punt log of shit from the party for the chuckshrew feeding and seeding galvantula as they're essentially the same mon (but sandslash is better)
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i have no idea what the fuck is going on with the encounter tables in this mod - carbink is supposed to be a 2% encounter in vanilla but has been 90% of the shit i've seen here also hooray for irrelevant time wasting question, without lust provoking image (that comes later)
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>>53952593 if you're that desperate, you could use the debug menu's test wild battle function to start a wild battle with any species at any level
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another 'maybe useful for keta' singles names
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>>53952597 no, you know what i realized. it automatically filters all pokemon you haven't seen and won't have them appear for wild encounters. there's an item in reborn that does that, i didn't notice this effect being in the changelog
>>53952611 >>53952612 >>53952613 Holy shit lol
well, i guess ToTem came first. sorry
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Anonymous
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I wonder if even a single person unironically believed this the first time they played through the game
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Anonymous
>>53952638 maybe the people going in ultra-blind who didn't even read ANYTHING that could possibly mention Melia
I remember during the first v13 playthrough when people joked about her being dead and wondering why a dead character gets mentioned so much
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noo she can't munch jan's mary sue's carpet ;(
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
singles decides the partner here
>>53952647 i think that even if you somehow managed to avoid discussion of melia plastering every facet of this game's online presence there would be utterly no way you could think she died
no body + vague mysterious waifu vaguely important to plot = very tired fake out death trope that's easy to see coming 10000 miles away
Anonymous
>>53952657 Go for the lesbian
Anonymous
>>53952657 my choice depends entirely on whether or not chuckslash has magnitude
but I think you'll just get +1 relationship point with whoever you side with, regardless of friendly fire attempts
so pick Venam
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interesting new side effect of unnerve, i'm sure this won't be somehow made incredibly irritating later
>>53952663 i'm going to assume you didn't mean ren
>>53952664 he does, but it doesn't matter
time for bustin
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>>53952648 No not that! It's too horrible to think about!
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another fight that is...entirely unchanged except for the joltiks spamming unnerve which allowed them to slow down, chip down and kill chuckshrew, and the fact that sucker punch now always works for the AI so the galvantula just gets free boosted priority whenever it wants anyway, it's really easy especially since you get venam or ren's overtuned teams the modder gave them, so whatever
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so sad...we were talked down to by an edgelord anime character
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see this is why i find
>>53952657 funny, because A. the player would already probably know melia is not dead, and B. the player character themselves really should not care this much that a girl he knew for like 10 minutes died
this scene didn't exist in v12 so this was just jan jerking himself off especially hard instead of making actually fun gameplay changes
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>>53952702 >You haven't come down in days >This is the only bedroom in the house someone has to have been sharing a bed
and I'm pretty sure that bed doesn't have room for Ren
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waoh..
>>53952708 >tfw ren slept on the couch while listening to venam and the interceptor having loud and emotional pity sex writefag pls
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reminder that ren joining team xen had no explanation other than 'i'm a massive cuck' for 7 chapters and roughly 6 irl years
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and next time we shall meet a certain cute tomboy going to call new team in a sec
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alright, evens will decide the new team. not pictured: volbeat and swirlix, who i fetus deleted from existence with an accidental reset, but i can go and recatch them real fast (if anyone even really cares)
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also as a side note - i can't take shadow pokemon into keta's boss fight, they're banned in gyms for whatever dumb reason, so if you do pick one i will need to ask for a replacement before we fight keta
Anonymous
>>53952738 Chuck's Fuck & Suck (subsequentially Sneed's)
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Ekans evolves around this level right? Go that
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>>53952738 another jihadbird
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>>53952714 for some reason, writefags will freely write entire series spanning dozens of .txt files set at least a year after the start of the game’s events, but the moment you ask them to write something based on ingame events, they just vanish or pop in, post something not immediately related to the missing scene prompt, and then whine about writer’s block
rift aelita.txt was the exception, not the rule
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>>53952558 >original suggestion was Chuckslash >>53952583 >>53952668 >>53952685 >name accidentally input as Chuckshrew you had one job, wagie
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>>53952744 >>53952774 >>53952792 >>53952806 >>53952856 >>53952876 >sandslash >arbok >fletchinder >fletchinder >skitty >nuzleaf best team ever or going to get walled by a random speedbump NPC. call it.
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>>53952806 suggester here
this means specs weedle
Anonymous
>>53952714 summoning drawfag now
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>>53953335 meant to say writefag
it’s over anyways
as for drawfaggotry of venam getting railed here’s something a year old
https://mega.nz/file/VdEGRArZ#leVZbDnqqTkmwntBZdkmj0TEOQ09P-QHhtAw7UPSw_0 Anonymous
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>>53953259 it's beginning
will be rolling out the squad later today on god fr fr
Anonymous
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>>53954049 >flying/poison/fire types into the next boss, who is nim, a trainer with mostly rock and psychic types >superjanbro decided to follow the hoenn style of balancing and placed the moon stone to evolve the incredibly useful skitty not until after the 3rd badge >the modder did not decide to give enough of a shit to change it I'm in danger
Nice balance buffs btw
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>>53954752 No he's just a wagie
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>>53954049 man im so hungry
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might as well over going to knock off some new mons singles names the electric/dark type (according to documentation)
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might as well start this now as well
>>53954991 ludo name
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guy's just chilling here while some creepy faggot and a bunch of people are fighting right next to him
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imagine if aelita was like 6 years old like the daughter of the guy this character is ripping off from reborn
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reminder this lady is on par with an elite 8 member
Anonymous
>>53955051 you're thinking of karen, the med avoiding schizo that killed someone and enslaved 3 others during what was supposed to be a normal help center sidequest
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another fight that doesn't feel changed at all
>>53955059 no, remember there's a lategame quest where they fight and the gang bitch can actually kill the schizo
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another name for the singlesGODS
Anonymous
>>53955073 FnfFfmMfMfF
exact capitalization and spelling
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>>53955087 got what you ordered
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the thing that fucks me is that i think this was supposed to be the mc's 'canon' love interest
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these are her first two mons, and she has a team of 6 this is gonna be fun Whiteouts: 16
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>>53955128 Time to go on the worst acid trip you've ever experienced
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cutting these out, but Whiteouts: 19 now right so>the stonjourner has power spot >the kirlia has some kind of speed boosting ability and multihit field moves >nothing on my team outspeeds any of hers >skitty is obvious dead weight, the jihadbirds are weak and psychic terrain blocks priority, and arbok is weak to psychic >therefore nuzleaf and chuckslash need to carry through a 6 man team by themselves gonna be a yikes from me
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>>53955123 does anyone know what the FUCK jan was smoking when he thought of that
there's
>aelita, who shows the most affection towards the player character and been stated by jan to be one of the closest/most attached characters to the MC besides melia. also has the most screentime together with the player character >amber, who begins to really like the player after spending some time together (and also experiencing character development thanks to the player's intervention) and is probably implied to have a crush on the player >also her mom is cute and likes the player character a lot, and deserves handholding too >maybe even melia despite her friendzoning the player but nope, apparently someone thought a character that appears in 5 total cutscenes (across 4 chapters), and dies in her last appearance, should be the MC's intended "canon" love interest
like come the fuck on.
Anonymous
>>53955274 it's just conjecture, i have no real proof. but the whole "nim has a clear crush on you", the meet cute, her constantly trying to cheer you up and protect you, her being the main motivation for why the entire terajuma arc even happens, her arguably being more central to the main plot of the game than even melia (and also being visibly way more powerful) definitely smacks all of 'jan intended for nim to be the main love interest' early in development
obviously i guess that flew out the window when jan realized no one actually knew who this character was and that no one actually liked her so he set her up as this evil crazy villain lol
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>>53955303 >her being the main motivation for why the entire terajuma arc even happens if that's regarding the rest of the party then I can understand that
but as for the player character I think there's other, more obvious motivations, at least for /vp/
>her arguably being more central to the main plot of the game than even melia >implying rejuvenation has an actual main plot also she got killed off for seemingly no reason besides "nothing edgy has happened recently, let's fix that"
ekans
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>>53955203 oh by the way use the move relearner from the pokemon menu to give chuckslash x-scissor
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>>53955303 It may sound fun, but now I want to see an image where Nim goes "I love you <Player>", and the dude goes "who the fuck are you?"
Oh man, this is as cruel as
The mandatory run section before fighting the Puppetmaster. A dude gets grabbed and it's going to die, so he goes "hey <lady of only this chapter>, I always had a crush on you, and now that I'll sacrifice for you, I hope you love me too", and she went "No! You are gross, eugh!". Poor bastard, Ah, who cares, she dies the same way, and they were one chapter characters anyway. And in the end, we return to reality like if nothing happened. We could've been drinking Saki Juice (tm), and be flying our minds off in a corner for all that's good for. Anonymous
GOD !!/tb+XBj4SVl
I have returned to waste another image! LMAO
GOD !!/tb+XBj4SVl
>>53955612 Dudufucucucucucucucucufufucuhffufufucucuck
GOD !!/tb+XBj4SVl
>>53955616 Wait forgot image
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>>53955633 ugly ass bobblehead motherfucker
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>jannies only deleted 1 of the tripnigger spam posts >it's the one that didn't have an image i do not care if the hot pocket factory burnt down in a mysterious fire sponsored by the world economic forum do your fucking job correctly, janny
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>>53955806 you can't stop me
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>>53956237 i can't get past this shit with my current team lol
Anonymous
>>53956265 did you at least remember that you can use the move relearner anywhere for free by selecting a pokemon in the party menu
also consider using leavanny- oh wait that was a friendship evolution that got changed. try replacing a bird with swadloon, it's a grass type (kills rocks) and bug type (kills psychics)
Anonymous
>>53956333 checked
sandslash must use the move I've been screaming at you to put on it via move relearner (x-scissor) and you must use swadloon until image limit
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>>53956338 i can try, not currently at computer. will fix
i'm replacing one of the jihadbirds because they're even deader weight than the skitty lol
if that doesn't work i might just rearrange the team (but i guess that's not very '/vp/ plays' anymore)
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>YOU CAN'T JUST CUM ON THE FLOOR!! YOU HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP WITH A TISSUE
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>>53957023 That is correct
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>>53954104 if dubs use moon stone on sneedoking
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op is the biggest weedle of them all
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>>53953335 >>53955563 >>53956687 >>53957797 >>53960004 FUCK
EVERY SINGLE TIME A QUADS GET IS ATTEMPTED TO SUMMON WRITEFAG/DRAWFAG/TRIPFAG/WHATEVER
THIS SHIT HAPPENS
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Cuck my life into pieces This is my wifes black son Humiliation, no breeding Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating This is my wifes black son Cuck my life into pieces I've reached my last resort Humiliation, no breeding Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>53961076 MELIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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only 31 ctrl f results for "over" we need more
Anonymous
it's over
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>>53961109 off by 2, it's over in every field
we almost got to summon writefag to see him post some kino tomboy headpatting content
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>>53961126 Summoning OP to stop the autism
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>>53961130 You fool, the autism will never be stopped!
Anonymous
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ok i guess i'll play something to temporarily stop this
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Anonymous
>>53961297 have you tried scrolling
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Musk !!B/VAIOT2xDG
>>53961315 what the fuck
did the fucking changelog lie
the only tampering I did that wasn't shitposting was pretending that the hack changed luxray to electric/dark
>--Sandslash >X-Scissor and Rock Slide at 1 i swear to god if the pokemon screen remind menu only lists forgotten moves without also including moves in its usual level up movepool
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okay, so with the team i had before it was impossible, so i'm going to try and switch it up a little bit
note btw that unaware only drops speed when the enemy uses it against the player, not the other way around
that's one for the balancing tally methinks
>>53961346 might have been an older version of the hack or the hack maker is lying because he knew people would want to use sneedchuck for this fight
either is plausible, frankly
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fuck this kirlia so inhumanly much it's not enough it's buffed by power spot, buffed by the bullshit field, has its speed doubled by the bullshit field, has basically perfect coverage, but it has a life orb on top of all that holy fuck
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every single thing on this team is bullshit thankfully i don't think the weird stat system sets limits on debuffs, as intimidate can work multiple times instead of getting stuck at -1, it only works on specifically buffs for the player
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at the very LEAST this piece of shit doesn't have eviolite, it's 'just' the dark resist berry
Anonymous
>>53961357 Changes that benefit the opponent but doesn't do so in player hands: 3 (counting the fucking stat boost bullshit as an already existing tally increment, same thing with sucker punch)
>>53961361 Powerful items before the player can access them: Too many
also I wonder just when one of those totally fair and balanced PULSE3s will show up
oh and by the way, at some point you'll need to start a counter for illegal movesets/EV spreads
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thankfully, while chucksneed doesn't have x-scissor, fury cutter can get the job done just fine. also turned away but maractus took down stonnigger
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
FUCK YOU
Whiteouts: 22 from all that shit. Thankfully, the strat I used is 100% reliable, so if anyone is insane enough to try this hack and get to this point you can replicate it.
>>53961381 I don't even want to think about the PULSE3 autism
I can only think of shit like Excadrill having all its abilities active on that fucking desert field so it has no weaknesses and triple multipliers in its offensive stats or whatever gay shit the hack maker cooked up
I don't know how I can check illegal EVs, unfortunately. The battles in this hack don't seem to have documentation
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you know what? yes, you did, beating you did cheer me up quite a bit i'm going to take a break for a little bit, i am tilted
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Strat being, for those who couldn't follow:>Arbok and Pachirisu lead >Nuzzle the Kirlia and swap Arbok into Nuzleaf to take Psybeam (not like this shit faggot fucker ever got full para'd) >Razor Leaf + Spark to kill Kirlia >Nuzzle Girafarig and let Nuzleaf/Pachirisu die >Arbok and Sandslash come in, focus down Girafarig with Crunch/Fury Cutter >Sneedchuckfeednseed can basically roll the rest of her team with Fury Cutter, just keep the Stonjourner nice and weak Fuck
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>>53961401 >I can only think of shit like Excadrill having all its abilities active on that fucking desert field so it has no weaknesses and triple multipliers in its offensive stats or whatever gay shit the hack maker cooked up the PULSE3 stuff (green crest icon next to healthbar) only gives a pokemon all of its available abilities at once, thankfully
sure this can be fucking obnoxious with some combinations but thankfully it probably won't be that bad unless there happens to be a PULSE3 mon with multiple good abilities
>>53961406 hey now that this bullshit is over, we'll be able to meet the best girl soon
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Hi /veepee/, introducing Pokemon Haemorrhoid Red and Gatorade Blue! These are new ROMhacks set in the Kanto region of generation 3, and boast the following features:>all 1000 pokemon crammed into a region designed for 150, meaning that every route has encounter tables so diluted that every mon you want is 5% tops >"Quality of life" features like nature mints and free vitamins >harder trainer battles with better AI that require "better strategy" >what this actually means is that every individual fight just becomes a smogon calc-fest as you have to build teams for every trainer, and every bit of fun is sapped out of the game! >no actual quality of life changes like early fly or faster surfing, just the above bullshit im passing off as quality of life >literally any original dialogue will just be utter dogshit. like, invariably >one (1), that's right, one (1) new area! and it's just ripped from the hoenn games and slightly reskinned! >steven stone probably shows up to give you yet another battle to smogon over >rare candies are available! grinding is an important part of nuzlockes where you need to play carefully in the early games to avoid losing mons, so we can sidestep this issue for all you pro nuzlockers by removing that risk and turning all your pokemon into soulless assets that spend 90% of the time in the box >don't forget the regular balance patches nerfing shit into the ground whenever i get salty about someone beating my game! if you guys could spread this around, id really be grateful. if we can get Jan or Wolfy's eyes on this, that'd mean the world to me. i dont give a single fuck about creating a game i can be proud of, as is evident from my work, i just want twitch clout, so if you guys could help with that, itd mean the world
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PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
- the sound of anon gently caressing aelita's hand
>>53961447 my big fear is that it's not necessarily going to be a mon with 3 naturally good abilities, but a good ability and then an ability that's broken shit on whatever field we fight it on
neverthoughless it's a fear for future vagrant dos
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we didn't get a level cap increase for beating nim, so i'm going to wait until after keta's first fight and the mewtwo shit before tackling the help requests which i'm sure will be a whole different flavor of bullshit
in the meantime, before we go meet with a certain tomboy, time to catch some shit. singles names
>>53961537 are you getting triggered because you read difficulty hack in the title? this isn't really a hack
then again most of the shit here applies to both this and rejuvenation's base game
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>>53961566 i just felt like posting it in hopes that someone will spread it whenever he finds an actual copy and paste difficulty hack
anyways use your tripcode password as the makuhita's name
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>>53961577 i don't think musk is interested at all in those
anyway named
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HA HA HA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
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singles names this shitbird
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>>53961613 name her important
>shitbird I see you put the fag in tripfag
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>>53961610 >>53961616 troled epic style lole
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>>53961623 32.83269517855017, -85.7637260012279
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>>53961622 it's probably going to be good later, but right now a swablu while we're already dealing with endgame level threats is a shitbird
anyway, named
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if by helping you mean holding and if by something you mean hand
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>gorgeous woman invites you to her bedroom >is surprised when you actually show up haha...y-yeah...
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that's EXACTLY what we came here for not your daughter/wife/whatever the fuck aelita's relation to keta actually is, oh no
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can't wait for the player to still be able to come here even after they start the evil genocide ending
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>>53961653 she knows that she just met the person who will vastly improve her life with regular handholding & cuddling (and also making her dream of finally having a normal, real family come true, but that's going to happen much later)
>>53961659 unfortunately the player goes to sleep and wakes up in a different bedroom
also you just fucking met her I don't think she's going to fuck the player character immediately
>>53961682 small indie dev team please understand
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also as a reminder for anyone who's played through this part of the game, keta's 'test' doesn't make any real sense and isn't even remotely begun to be explained until 13 chapters (and a decade of irl time) later
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can't wait to sit through the very important 30 second long cutscene jan probably spent hours on every time i retry this haha
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you have got to be utterly fucking kidding me
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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oh and by the way - the FUCKING passimian starts out with a FUCKING telluric seed which gives it +1 attack and a FUCKING protect on turn 1 so you're supposed to kill the FUCKING meditite i can't even lie, it's actually genius, but jesus fucking christ this is not even the second gym
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>>53961709 >another case of a gym leader getting an out-of-type pokemon on his team but why a perrserker of all things
yes I am fully aware that the battle you fight with him that actually gives the badge doesn't have any fighting types, but that's after the official gym battle Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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Whiteouts: 23 joebeit
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>>53961609 The Faithful Meeting
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>>53961723 i don't know, i guess because it's a steel type for fairies? because obviously such powerful fairies like spritzee and swirlix are going to mow down keta's team with his pure power passimian shitting spread damage and OHKOing everything it looks at
i guess also he still has his lucario from vanilla, so it might be steely spirit to buff its steel moves or whatever
fighting karate man and viking cat doesn't make sense but who gives a fuck
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yep and his signature move is still grass type in this arena or whatever dumb bullshit
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>>53961742 It's time to suffer! HAHAHAHA
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>>53961763 Hack something in
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I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIST
JESUS CHRIST I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU
Whiteouts: 25
>>53961779 i'm not that desperate yet
i'm now mad enough to want to beat this legit
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FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL, BEAR WITNESS Whiteouts: 26
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oh goodie so the one mon that can actually beat the fucking meditite/passimian combo doesn't even reliably beat it Lemme just add a quick Whiteouts: 27 there we go
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>>53961847 oh and by the way, fun fact: you can't thief items off wild mons anymore
so that super overpowered sharp beak that would clearly break the entire game if the player had this monstrous item in their arsenal is now not until after the 7th gym
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ok well the good news is that beautifly also gets air cutter and is actually a lot stronger than tranquill the bad news is that this fight absolutely sucks donkey dog fucking anus shit Whiteouts: 28
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>>53961852 >oh and by the way, fun fact: you can't thief items off wild mons anymore Does it just outright make thief fail or can you do Thief+Fling+Recycle autism to clear the flag that marks it as stolen like you can in the older versions to rob bosses blind?
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>>53961878 They're just straight up removed
Whiteout: 29 and 30 due to flinch bullshit didn't feel like playing out the rest of the fight
I think I literally need to bet on a 25% crit chance for air cutter to kill the fucking shitty ape (and to not get flinched by the bullshit rock slide from lucario)
Or I should just try changing strats again
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>>53961889 rejuvenation kaizo edition
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ok, maybe?
only beautifly is dead
>>53961894 this is way harder than kaizo
also as someone who played through rejuvenation's intense mode (which was also harder than kaizo, you could argue the base fucking game is harder than kaizo) that was a joke compared to this shit
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i've stuck him in an AI loop, the lucario is sitting at -6 attack (btw intimidate doesn't affect it because of its ability - how fair and fun)
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What an absolute nightmare
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Whoever 'her' was must have spammed intimidate 30 times in a row while breaking your AI and using prankster charm cheese and whatever the fuck
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sheridan: we love you! aelita: i love you! me: fuck you nigger isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
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>>53961889 >They're just straight up removed I guess the obvious followup question is that when you find a boss with a mon you can wall/stat drop into harmlessness, can you rob it for items if you're willing to fight the bulk of their team with only 5 mons to protect the thiefbot? Or was that strat removed too?
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all right, well this is probably a good time to stop
level cap is now 26
i'll retain the formality of '/vp/ plays' and call for a new team but let's be real it will probably get swapped out soon enough depending on the absolute bullshit being thrown at us
>>53961933 it's part of a bug with how essentials handles battles in the first place i think, so I don't think it's removed? unless the modder in all his godly wisdom reworked the whole engine, which i doubt.
i'll have to try, although i'll first need a mon with such a learnset and a boss that i can stat drop to harmlessness (plus an item worth stealing, i guess)
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>>53961943 >it's part of a bug with how essentials handles battles in the first place i think, so I don't think it's removed? unless the modder in all his godly wisdom reworked the whole engine, which i doubt. It's a 2 line of code fix in how recycle works in particular, but it requires more code knowledge than the average modder has. Surprisingly it still works in Reborn in spite of them uprooting almost the entire backend for the final release of the game.
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>>53961948 he did somehow manage to make that EV slider system which seems pretty indepth, so maybe he caught it if it actually is that simple...? I dunno. I'll test it tomorrow.
If he didn't catch it I think actually a better and easier way of using it might be to clone certain items, like the broken field seeds which you only get a limited supply of or the super effective berries which you apparently can't farm anymore. I know there's some places in this game you can get into wild doubles battles.
Anyway, I'll let odds pick, only one not pictured is combusken
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>>53962001 This means Sandchuck btw
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>>53961653 >>53961659 it'd be kino if a writefag would actually give us the long awaited handholding scene missing from the end of this chapter
I can imagine how it'd go
>a week has passed since (You) met her >or at least, a week for her (and everyone else, for that matter) thanks to fucking bullshit time travel space magic. >after spending a bit of time hanging out before taking a quick detour to grab the second badge and a worthless TM (and maybe going to a store to grab some condoms just in case), the sun sets and she asks (You) about getting some rest for the journey to the north tomorrow >and she looks at (You) when asking that, her eyes staring into yours >then (You) quickly lock the door, before returning to grab her hand >after about a minute of staring at her cute face and big boobs, (You) admit your crush on her, causing her to blush and grip your hands tighter as she says the same thing >and then some cuddling and playful wrestling happens, which turns into making out before she takes off her clothing to show her life's work to her soulmate before she decides to start off the night with a titfuck after noticing an erection >and then handholding sex ensues, with lots of headpatting, hugging, grabbing, kissing, etc. pretty much all the disgusting sick fuck vanilla shit this general loves >she clearly wasn't lying when she said she was bound by fate with (You) writefag pls. this is like the third time we've gotten to this general part of the game without any writefag making anything based on that one missing handholding scene from the end of chapter 2.
writer's block my ass.
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>>53961963 jihadbird but this time it won't be dead weight
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>>53961975 >>53962001 >>53962051 >>53962147 so far it's seviper, weedle, houndour, and fletchinder
we need 2 more
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>>53962054 the tripfag’s barely disguised fetish
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alright everyone
we’re gonna need all hands on deck to try and get quads (which are about to happen RIGHT NOW) to summon writefag and make
>>53962054 a reality
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>>53962211 gonna check this
everyone post in this thread immedately upon reading this
or we’ll miss the get
and the thread will stay cursed
do it for sneed and chuck
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writefag summoning attempt
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Jan is probably going to make Ren x Aelita canon
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>>53962221 fuck off by one
it’s over
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>>53962222 yeah ren’s retarded face x aelita’s rapidly approaching fists
gb2 sharty
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ok wagiedos, your team for this section will be seviper, weedle, houndour, fletchinder, lunatone, and woodie (it’s the first evolution of woot, mod in the line yourself)
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Weedle used string shot LMAO
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>>53962222 >quads It's so over
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>>53963252 No it's not that will never happen
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>>53962333 >>53962640 i don't know how to do that as the pbs file isn't included and editing the pokemon text file in the mod changelog folder predictably does nothing
also there is no woot currently in the box
choose something else
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>>53964194 >the pbs file isn't included faggot modder alert
bring another jihadbird then
i mean both woot and fletchinder are flying type so it's close enough
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>>53964222 i'm guessing it's to prevent spreadsheet autism so instead of going up against kaizo+++ teams with at least some semblance of planning or forethought you instead have to grind against them to figure out what you're even going up against
>bring another jihadbird then checked, will do
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thoughwithstanding this looks like a real winning team (Translator's Note: the jihadbird's best move is still peck) I'm going to tackle the help requests after I clear this place
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box filler on my left, box filler on my right first singles decides onix's name, second singles decides sugma balls
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>>53964548 i think this will be onix's name because it's over and OP said "first singles", not "first dubs"
and for the slugma name it "steve jobber" because it's going to job during every battle and die of ligma
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onto the next shitmon
will let the singular digit decide
>>53964553 agreed
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>>53964611 you can't even name shadow mons anyway LOLE
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Whiteouts: 31 The only thing worse than losing to unfunny reddit man is walking back to unfunny reddit man and having to watch peak comedy gold unfold across the screen
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I'm pretty sure that COALossal has illegal EVs, it seems way too tanky (basically took no damage from a 4x super effective Sand Tomb) Too bad without the PBS I can't verify!
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Thankfully doesn't seem like the 'puzzles' were changed from vanilla Though that won't necessarily be a good thing later on
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Can you believe this was even more obnoxiously unfunny in previous versions of the game
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What is this meant to imply
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>>53964691 >Security Enforcer kinks Aelita, when I said the password was "brutal authority", I didn't meant for us to kick the asses of various criminals.
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>>53964701 >>53964706 Protag-kun is getting NTRoboted
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>>53964740 big 'not in a relationship yet so not technically ntr' energy
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Ah yes, these are some fitting Pokemon for grunts at level 25 to have
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>>53964757 I almost wish more hacks or fangames did a thing where most of the route trainers have goober shitmons because they're just kids on their journeys wandering aimlessly, but the criminal org team mons are consistently varied and terrifying full evos which would help justify why they're running around the region like they own the place while also giving the hackmaker more finetuned control over the level curve since the big XP spikes will tend to come during sections with the criminal org's fully evolves mons but sadly most hackmakers don't put quite that much thought into their non-boss npc mon placement.
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>>53964776 Amber Jr. It'll be funny in 20 hours.
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>>53964800 that's an all male species though
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>>53964800 >AMBER jr >MISTER mime well, alright, but named
i don't even know if this shit is worth it for the autistic grunt battle, though i think you can catch silvally if you pick up a free upgrade
>>53964790 i agree too actually, but i think base rejuvenation is quite a bit more reasonable than throwing shit like duraludon and machamp right after the second badge (i think these trainers are still strong but not that autistic in the base game)
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oh, didn't notice bump limit. let me get lunch then will make new thread
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>>53964847 >well, alright, but named It's a small price to pay for how much this clown drags down that arc. Granted, the last build I played was the one that ended on the psychic gym a long time ago, but she was absolutely insufferable then and I'm very skeptical that any amount of dialogue rewrites could fix that. We'll have to see.
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>>53964865 caring about bump limit is for nerds
>>53964869 >he hasn't played v13 Anonymous
>>53964878 >>he hasn't played v13 Is it worth a replay to experience firsthand or should I just sit back and enjoy the clown fiesta as it plays out in this thread?
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>>53964884 wait until v13.5 comes out because chances are it probably will come out by the time you finish
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>>53964865 wait until image limit first
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>>53964935 >>53964956 what do you want then
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so is wagiedos making a new thread or not
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NEW THREAD
>>53965022 >NEW THREAD >>53965022 NEW THREAD
>>53965022 >NEW THREAD >>53965022 NEW THREAD
>>53965022 >NEW THREAD >>53965022 NEW THREAD
>>53965022 >NEW THREAD >>53965022 >>53964984 no
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>>53964975 I think those were two different anons
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>>53965031 AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE