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ATTENTION! THIS IS A GRAVE ALERT FOR ALL RESIDENTS IN THE AREA. WE HAVE RECEIVED DISTURBING REPORTS REGARDING HITMONCHAN, AND THE THREAT IT POSES HAS REACHED UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS. LISTEN CAREFULLY AND TAKE IMMEDIATE ACTION TO ENSURE YOUR SURVIVAL.

HITMONCHAN IS NOW EXHIBITING UNNATURAL SPEED AND AGILITY, MAKING IT INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS. IT CAN MOVE AT UNBELIEVABLE PACE, SEEMINGLY TELEPORTING FROM ONE LOCATION TO ANOTHER. REMAIN VIGILANT, FOR YOU MAY ONLY HAVE SECONDS TO REACT.

ITS SCREAMS, OH THOSE BLOODCURDLING SCREAMS, WILL PIERCE THE AIR AND ECHO THROUGH YOUR NIGHTMARES. THESE EARSPLITTING HOWLS ARE DESIGNED TO INSTILL TERROR, RENDERING YOU PARALYZED WITH FEAR. DO NOT LET ITS SCREAMS CONTROL YOU.

IF YOU SPOT A HITMONCHAN, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ENGAGE OR CONFRONT IT. YOUR SAFETY AND SURVIVAL ARE PARAMOUNT. TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY IN A FORTIFIED LOCATION, LOCKING ALL DOORS AND WINDOWS. REMAIN SILENT, AS ANY NOISE MAY ATTRACT ITS PRESENCE.

ENSURE YOUR LOVED ONES ARE ACCOUNTED FOR AND GATHER IN A SAFE ROOM, AWAY FROM ANY POINTS OF ENTRY. UTILIZE ANY BARRICADES OR OBSTACLES TO SLOW DOWN ITS ADVANCE. EVERY SECOND COUNTS.

CONTACT YOUR LOCAL AUTHORITIES AND PROVIDE THEM WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT ALL HITMONCHANS' LOCATIONS, SPEED, AND SCREAMS. YOUR REPORTS WILL ASSIST IN COORDINATING EFFORTS TO MITIGATE THIS THREAT.