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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 00:18:06 No.54068394 View View Reply Original Report

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Be honest, if you were in the pokemon universe, you would spend all your time doing lewd things with your pokemon, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 00:19:14 No.54068399 Report

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Not really

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 00:19:20 No.54068400 Report

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i don't want to explain pokerus to my doctor

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 00:21:37 No.54068413 Report

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>>54068400
>not wanting double the gains

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 00:26:00 No.54068424 Report

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>>54068394
Not all the time. Nobody can sustain that. I'm usually pretty lethargic the hour after sex unless it's a particularly horny evening. But I still need some time to recover. And hydrate. Sweating and spooging dries you out. It is a physically strenuous activity. But after a tough gym battle? A good training session? Camping along a route?

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 00:28:37 No.54068430 Report

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>>54068394
What if my Pokemon is asking for it though?

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 00:35:45 No.54068455 Report

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>>54068394
No. Because if I were in the Pokeverse I'd only have 1 mon and its not one I want to lewd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 01:22:35 No.54068658 Report

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>>54068394
You greatly overestimate my endurance and libido. You remind me kids that think when they get married they'll have sex with their wives 15 hours a day every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 01:37:59 No.54068702 Report

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i-if she’ll have me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 01:40:10 No.54068706 Report

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>>54068394
I would probably use a Zoroark's illusion abilities. Wouldn't fuck Zoroark in particular, just use it to make stuff appear around me and do whatever.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 01:43:43 No.54068712 Report

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I'm more worried about it doing lewd things to us.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 01:49:34 No.54068734 Report

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>>54068712
why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 03:16:45 No.54069050 Report

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>>54068394
I want my gardevoir to make that face at me when i touch her inappropriately

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 03:22:30 No.54069062 Report

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>>54068394
this user is underage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 03:28:30 No.54069075 Report

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>>54068394
I don't even like waifu mons, i prefer nfe baby mons so I'd probably be a Pokemon Breeder personally. Would I breed my Pokemon Breeder wife? Yes, but that's not what you're asking. No to fucking pokemon in general for me (idgaf what other people do).

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 03:29:23 No.54069080 Report

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>>54068394
Yes

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 04:13:38 No.54069197 Report

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>>54068394
How long do you think sex takes bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 04:16:18 No.54069204 Report

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>>54068394
No, that's not normal
I would attempt to make an army of Raticate for no particular reason though, I just like big rats

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 04:20:10 No.54069215 Report

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>>54068394
Not all the time, but if I have, say a lucario, and she's asking for it, perhaps because she's in heat, I would. I ofc would never rape my pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 04:21:11 No.54069216 Report

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>>54068424
Man, the off model mons in this animation are so uncanny

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 04:26:56 No.54069240 Report

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>>54068734
I don't want to be hypnotized and get mating pressed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 04:31:22 No.54069254 Report

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>>54068394
If they wanted to.
I know that I'm just a big loser and my Pokemon would have me wrapped around their fuzzy finger. If they don't want sex them I will stay a perma virgin

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 04:33:06 No.54069255 Report

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>>54068394
no

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 04:35:31 No.54069262 Report

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>>54069216
It's almost like plague of gripes is a bad artist

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 04:56:37 No.54069310 Report

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Why do you ask this question every day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 04:57:10 No.54069312 Report

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>>54068394
No more than aggressive petting. The right term is "fondle", but that has undesirable connotations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 10:43:22 No.54069952 Report

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>>54069262
Oh I forgot who made the vid cuz I haven't watched it in 4ever. (Imo the creepiest thing in the vid is the way weavile's feet are drawn)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 11:15:39 No.54070036 Report

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>>54068394
Absolutely. I'd have a male Lopunny and I'd train him to quickly breed female trainers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 11:19:17 No.54070051 Report

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>>54069262
He's objectively not. He's just not trying to make them "anime sexy." It has nothing to do with being off model or the proportions; a vast majority of coomer material is neither on model nor well-proportioned.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 11:32:23 No.54070081 Report

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>>54068394
Am I sent to the pokemon or born there, either scenario influences my life very much
>born there
I'd probably still be an autismo who likes art, so I'd likely live a fairly similar life. Maybe with a Beheeyem, a Smeargle, and a lillypup to keep me company. I'd probably still wank it but I'd never entertain doing more then that.
>sent there
All the damn time, I'd likely capture a few pokemon to exploit making money and then a few more to fulfill my coomer interests. I'd still have my hobbies, though I'd now also have to adjust to being a wandering trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 13:45:46 No.54070397 Report

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>>54068394
nah bro id be on that contest grind
every season with a new star on the field

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 13:53:29 No.54070418 Report

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No but I'd be breeding them with each other constantly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 14:09:35 No.54070468 Report

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>>54068394
Not all my time but certainly a lot of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 14:52:56 No.54070648 Report

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Eh not really. Gardevoir is the only Pokemon that's sorta attractive. She's flat though so it will take a few drinks before I feel anything

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 20:14:15 No.54072048 Report

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>>54070648
fag

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Anonymous Mon 10 Jul 2023 20:15:39 No.54072053 Report

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Not all my time, but probably for a bit every day or two? Gives us time to recharge and get stuff done.

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