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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2023 04:31:04 No.54074122 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>54074140 >>54074148 >>54074159 >>54074181 >>54074959

On a date with my wife I'm nervous what should i say to her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2023 04:36:39 No.54074140 Report

Quoted By: >>54074164

>>54074122
Ask about her day you fucking retard and follow up on it honestly. You're married and yet ask /vp/ for advice? Holy shit over 90% of this board will die khhv, you're pathetic and fucking retarded to come here for advice.

Since you're hellbent on fucking it up, might as well ask her if you get diseases from rawdogging a garbodor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2023 04:37:55 No.54074148 Report

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>>54074122
I want to know what restaurant takes TV dinners and presents them as "gourmet".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2023 04:38:44 No.54074152 Report

Quoted By: >>54074164

Ask her what amorphous egg-group Pokemon is most likely to be a rapist.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2023 04:40:51 No.54074159 Report

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>>54074122
You should say that she’s very pretty and you still love her in spite of her complete ineptitude in battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2023 04:41:41 No.54074163 Report

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I was thinking "Why are you nervous?" then I remembered what board I'm on and clicked the picture. I'm a retard, but at least I'm not pathetic enough to have dinner with a stuffed animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2023 04:41:46 No.54074164 Report

Quoted By: >>54074177

>>54074140
>>54074148
>>54074152
Retards, he’s obviously talking about the Lumineon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2023 04:45:21 No.54074177 Report

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>>54074164
And OP is a fucking faggot, he'll fuck that one up too.

sage

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sage Tue 11 Jul 2023 04:47:02 No.54074181 Report

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>>54074122
You can't marry an inanimate object

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Jul 2023 11:19:00 No.54074959 Report

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>>54074122
>OP's wife is a completely undesirable, forgettable, incompetent fish
>Can't even talk to her, despite how fucking easy she is
Yeah, that checks out.

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