LAST TIME:
>flora and her fellow commies commit mass terrorism >we decide to abandon all of our friends and loved ones to take a deep dive on some tropical island >after getting some fishes we head back >aelita relates to us her past journeys, which curiously involve her using our team >we then head into the bullshit pyramid section >the puzzle is annoying as usual and fucks me over at least twice >and it caps off against an incredibly annoying fight against 7 overtuned fakemon with pulse3 and bullshit moves Whiteout counter: 460
Badges: 13
TALLY OF ATROCITY:
Acts of terrorism: 1
Confirmed deaths: 80
A Pokemon is ordered to attack a trainer directly: 22
Someone gets enslaved: 3
Bugs: 6
TALLY OF BALANCING:
Someone has a legendary: 17
Changes that benefit the opponent but doesn't in player hands: Too many
Powerful items before you can access them: Too many
Opponents have megas before player gets them/opponents have multiple megas or megas holding regular items: 50
Previous Threads:
https://rentry.org/vp-plays /vp/ plays MEGA folder (contains writefaggotry, art, screenshot spam, and extras):
https://mega.nz/folder/YR9mUALL#z6LqTPdLLSfCvC_XylDKXg Place where lurkers can submit shit for handholding kino:
https://mega.nz/filerequest/QiKdiJPXAXw What the fuck is this garbage?
>This is a modified version of Pokemon Rejuvenation some lurker gave me, that changes a bunch of things, but it mostly just makes it harder while adding some QoL changes >Remember, it's not getting filtered if I find a way past the filter >Decisions are made via GETs when people actually give a shit about them. (dubs override trips, trips override dubs and cause thread-long rules, quads override trips and cause permanent rules within reason, etc) GET rules:
>No suggesting names with more than one F before I figure out how to disable the turbo speedup inconveniently bound to the F key
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YOU CAN'T HURT ME, JACK
Anonymous
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second for shroot
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YOU SHOULD TRY FIGHTING FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN SOMETIME, JACK NOT FOR A COMPANY, OR FOR A NATION, OR FOR ANYONE ELSE
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PLAYED COLLEGE BALL YA KNOW Shedinja died i hope i don't need it anymore haha !
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i'm going to lose because i wasn't really prepared beyond the claydol i can show off 'team' though where the fuck are the rest of my partners or the bladestar grunts who this thing is going to kill in .2 s after this fight?
Anonymous
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>>54081268 fuck all this
why can’t I go down to those garufa ruins, loot all the lairon robots, reprogram them and give them guns, then use them to storm the xen base
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yeah well fuck you too Whiteouts: 461 but ok this seems really easy with shedinja hence why i didn't want to use it, because i knew it would make things too easy i'm guessing this hack is 'balanced' because either the fights are soul crushing bullshit of the highest magnitude with illegal faggotry out the ass or just kind of pushovers next attempt i post is win
Anonymous
>>54081277 The shedinja can also solo the Rayquaza.
Anonymous
>>54081277 add this fugger to the legendary counter
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ahahahahahahahah
fuck you game
>>54081294 urite
so convenient shedinja gets heal block for this garbage
>>54081302 it's probably incorrect because i've not been keeping good track, but alright
Someone has a legendary: 18
Anonymous
>>54081311 hold on wtf
that sprite is literally just greyscale rayquaza
all the other mechanical pokemon sprites at least try to make them look mechanical
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>beat nim, it didn't count >beat this rayquaza, it didn't count >eventually going to beat ryland, that won't count either SUPPORT *clap* TRANS *clap* KIDS *clap* RIGHTS b-b--b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b--b-bbBRAVO jan
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Confirmed deaths: uhhh i mean i think it's like 150 now?
but all their pokemon died too so that would make it more?
who gaf
>>54081319 i like how the lips are even molded onto the robot too
to be fair even the robot lairon is basically just 'lairon, but asleep'
the metang is alright i guess
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whatever i guess uh Deaths: 117
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i'm trying to give a fuck but i have none left to give
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i swear to fucking god jan
Anonymous
>>54081357 Jan, don't you fucking dare.
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glad there's no forced bullshit fight with the visornigger here starting to get paranoid of the added supremely faggoty bullshit fights
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Anonymous
Anonymous
>>54081401 It's over, he's dead.
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Anonymous
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>commits mass atrocities and unspeakable horrors that destroy huge amounts of wilderness and population centers >is directly and indirectly responsible for the deaths of hundreds if not thousands of people >hates one of her subordinates enough to literally control everything about them and their body >won't misgender them leftists amirite?
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>peenus weenus
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mmmmmGOTCHA BITCH
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i wonder if this steelix has sunny day
Anonymous
>>54081475 that bitch won’t let me happily marry my childhood friend tomboy gf and have lots of kids with her
so much fir the “tolerant left”
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world's bulkiest breloom wtf
>>54081500 ummmmm sweaty two cisgender heteronormative people marrying is literally violence, it's le heckin genocide against people of color
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well whatever this doesn't seem bad at all actually Whiteouts: 462
Anonymous
>>54081502 speaking of violence
I have an idea for Flora’s shoehorned redemption arc
Anonymous
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>>54081500 What now libtards?
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dogbros...we LIVIN
>>54081512 seems pretty simple to me desu
>get flora and mc together in room >mc takes out hyper weapon >puts it in [REDACTED] >flora becomes redeemed Anonymous
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i'm still happy this typo has never been fixed
Jan
>>54081360 Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Anonymous
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>>54081526 nah that would be an insult to rape
besides, Aelita’s pussy is far tighter and wetter
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how the FUCK was that easier than nim or even just adam i understand the bladestar gauntlet downstairs getting replaced by 7 unholy fucking abominations but why was it easier than two fights that are barely notable in the base game when this is one of the hardest leaders
Anonymous
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>>54081534 JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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Anonymous
>>54081357 I bet if Jan makes this canon you all will drop her like a rotten fish. You never cared about this character. Only about sex. kek can't wait to see the seethe.
Anonymous
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>>54081555 >Trips I want you to go to the nearest woodchipper, and jump inside.
Anonymous
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>>54081555 Eh it really doesn't change much if it does happen Mr. Trips.
Anonymous
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>y-you never cared about this character!! lol cope
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sneed
>>54081555 lmao calm down incel
Anonymous
>>54081564 i think he forgot his redditjak and/or ctrl + f name replaced racist fetish smut .txt
Anonymous
>>54081555 >I bet if Jan makes this canon you all will drop her like a rotten fish. You never cared about this character. Only about sex. kek can't wait to see the seethe. Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
>my sister is dead? >well now i have le heckin frienderinos i can sit around and make marvel quips with! this character is so genuinely loathesome
i can forgive jan for everything else in this game except this character's existence
>>54081566 lmao i remember that time he wrote some overly long BBC fetish shit and inserted aelita's name in there
actually genuinely obsessed (with black men)
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>54081571 ren (forma school shooter)
I bet that incel is going to use a .22 like a retard
Anonymous
>>54081555 Like what happened with Scarlett in Desolation?
Anonymous
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>>54081574 what’s even funnier is that he didn’t even bother checking the skin color of the player character during that thread
Anonymous
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>>54081589 They aren't the same though
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please tell me there's no reward gated behind this battle
i do not want to sit through 2 minutes of cutscenes trying to redo this shit over and over
>>54081571 holy KEK
that would be exactly his response holy shit
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reminder that while ren jerks his microdick crying to his fantasy of fucking aelita and projecting his insecurities onto others, this is what aelita herself actually thinks
Anonymous
>>54080974 >oldfags loved cringe shit all the time Only when it was humiliating toward the source. You're idolizing and glorifying these degenerate tards instead, probably because you're one too.
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el goblino...
>>54081600 there's a reason that one kid got posted as the OP in cringe threads for years, retard
it was to make fun of niggers like you
Anonymous
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i also like the implication that everyone was physically fighting madame x this game wants to not be a pokemon game so badly
Anonymous
>>54081564 >>54081611 can we get a new tripfag
this one is retarded and keeps trying to feed the derailers
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>54081615 I fear for what this game would be if they didn't use Pokémon as a basis for the gameplay.
I can't imagine the devs making it anything other than a VN.
Anonymous
>>54081631 >VN >Also known as dialogue the game >Rejuvenation VN with no gameplay except dialogue Oh God no
Anonymous
>The Melia fight was made even worse I'm being dragged back into the crowbar fight, I don't know if I have the strength to beat another.
Anonymous
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>>54081631 at least we’ll be glad that Rejuvenation wouldn’t get an anime adaptation unlike reborn
due to the possibility of every anime producing studio ever deciding to DMCA it for plagiarism
also, here’s a nigger wishing he died of victoria’s “gift”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKTekRa886U&feature=youtu.be Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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i got way further than i thought but this isn't happening
>>54081631 yeah, but when you don't have a lot of talent what else are you going to do tbf
a VN actually might be tolerable than this hack if just because having no battles would be better than having agonizing and shitty ones
>>54081620 only if you immediately post a video of drinking sproke
Anonymous
>>54081638 >Instead of Pokémon fights you get taught Kung-Fu by your waifu and beat up Team Xen like that (no properly animated fights because lmao) Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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MORE completely irrelevant subplots
and yes, this is irrelevant, we could've just had a normal battle against the visorniggers and driven them off, instead we get this shit
>>54081644 :(
Anonymous
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>>54081630 but some bitch bought all the copium and I can’t have any
Anonymous
>>54081611 >there's a reason that one kid got posted as the OP in cringe threads for years Yes, someone was trying to avoid /vp/ making fun of people like these
Anonymous
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>>54081691 OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
Anonymous
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>>54081691 someone get the jihadbirds so we can burn this abomination
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sorry for wait
completely unchanged, adam's team isn't even changed from vanilla
>>54081691 is this ren's fursona
Anonymous
>>54081711 given how Nigger openly admits that he’s a gay leftypol commie, I think that would be his fursona
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are we going to have another case of a psychic turning a previously straight man gay
in this case her brother
>>54081718 the person who posted that is almost certainly nigger himself
i would assume he made it and is projecting
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is this supposed to be a metaphor for ryland's nonexistent penis
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Anonymous
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>>54081659 Can't say that wouldn't be based
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alright, i'm probably going to go actually finish some sidequests that i meant to do and i don't want to put off any longer
Anonymous
>>54081502 breloom is based
Anonymous
>>54081502 then I’m going to marry and have children with the cute tomboy’s cousin and aunt, too
for triple the violence
Anonymous
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sorry for wait, just trying to think up a way to not get brutally raped by this fight
>>54081786 when we end up fighting grim darkwood in this hack i'll see to it that breloom murders him personally
Anonymous
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>>54081804 so you know the dorms at the training area in chapter 15
well Ren’s bed is going to be directly up against the wall of Aelita’s room
so the cuck can’t sleep while Anon spends entire nights playing with Aelita’s muscular body
maybe if Ren is lucky he might get a glimpse through a door’s window of Aelita’s beautiful amazonian body getting railed by Anon just to remind him of what he’ll never get
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>>54081818 not the most elegant of digits, but still digits
>>54081792 marry and reproduce
Anonymous
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>>54081357 JAN, DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE, I'M GOING TO FUCKING THROW YOU INTO A RIVER FULL OF PACUS!
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ALL IN ALL IT WAS JUST A BRICK IN THE WALL
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ALL IN ALL JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE-oh
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last mon is venusaur i guess getting so sick of telluric seed protect spam in fights bro that's not even what telluric seed is supposed to do on this fucking field the nigger changed it from base game and of course forgot to update the manual, again
Anonymous
>>54081818 Holy shit she's a hottie! She's got one of these "That cool girl from high-school that teased you when you were a kid" vibes
Anonymous
>>54081860 i think there might have been art of her drawn in the reborn threads by a twitterfag who shall not he named
if anyone cares you can go dig it out of the reborn thread archive when the /vp/ reborn multi-LP happens
anyways I’m pretty sure this girl is Cain’s sister
Anonymous
>Premega evolved with seed The slight smell of rust, the strange foreign surroundings, the crowbar at my side...
Anonymous
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>>54081860 >>54081880 Yeah, That's Aya, Cain's sister, She's a bit moody but overall is probably one of the only tolerable and almost likeable characters in Reborn, She's fell in love with an Australian Rock boy.
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there's nothing quite like the feeling of looking through your boxes for anything to save you or to pull off some very specific strat, realizing you don't have it, then having to fly across the region to grab it, name it, and hope all the time you spent was actually well worth it
this hack really embodies pain like nothing else
singles names
>>54081860 she's one of the few tolerable characters from reborn too
of course, she gets into a relationship (it's one of the few fully stable ones in reborn too, and one of the actually straight ones), but given the MC of that game probably hightailed out of the region after he was done with that shitshow maybe it's better he didn't stick around for girls
Anonymous
>>54081909 Kungfu padla
if fits Anonymous
>>54081890 >It has thick fat which prevents poisoning The accursed flames of one hell, replaced with the nonsensical ones of another. The seemingly unbreakable wall replaced with another.
Anonymous
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oh, it actually did work
>>54081890 isn't that basically what's been happening though?
they usually come out as normal pokemon and then mega evolve, but it's not functionally different (in some cases, worse, since they'll proc some abilities like intimidate twice)
>>54081914 named
tell me if you wanted me to actually call it padla lol
Anonymous
>>54081928 >isn't that basically what's been happening though? In a way, however it's a sign of the modder getting lazy. Of less polish. Which means even worse quality.
Anonymous
>>54081928 Ah, yes, padla, that's the catch, cuz on russian "padla" means unpleasant, annoying or destructive bastard and its very co-sounding with "panda". Each time I hear "Kung-Fu Padla" I can't hold my laugh)
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>>54081933 fair enough lol
Whiteouts: 464
should be winnable with a bit more of the sauce
Anonymous
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>>54081938 understood, changed it right back
strat is
>lead two intimidaters in samurott and hitmontop >fake out nidoqueen, dragon dance samurott >kill lycanroc >then kill nidoqueen next turn >talonflame kills venusaur >then mega gallade cleans up the rest of team easy peasy
only took 40 mins
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>>54081971 oh, roserade kills zangoose
well, easy peasy
CAPTCHA: 2WAMP
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>this bitch has just been waiting in tesla's house for over a week w-what was she doing there>conveniently wears a crop top because she doesn't want to show her chest just TELL me that she's not a woman i dare you, i double dare you motherfucker
Anonymous
>>54081982 probably schlicking to an old fashion magazine from back when Tesla was a model or something
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another boss that will take an unreasonably long amount of time, i see
>>54081997 i was about to ask if she was even a lesbian but she is a reborn character
Anonymous
>>54081890 >>54081924 It wasn't that bad of a fight, I was expecting more from her remaining 3.
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alright, back, let's do this shit again
Whiteouts: 466
>>54082046 seems like you and i are kind of opposite on which fights we find hard
i guess i'm going to find ch15 melia hell then
haha !
Anonymous
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>>54082111 checked
how about we bend Melia over and take her virginity
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arbok on her lead azumarill causes her to swap to purrserker it has a seed, but it expires on the turn it swaps in
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i have no fucking clue how you're supposed to take down this duraludon 270 speed and the ability to oneshot my max special bulk araquanid with dragon pulse can go fuck itself i burn a magical seed and hi jump kick with blaziken
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this is a fun one mega grimmsnarl has some weird bullshit ability that makes it immune to fairy moves either the mega audino has no other moves, or really wants to bring its special attack up, but i can spirit break it to death
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Anonymous
>>54082157 why does it have cum dripping off its tail
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>>54082161 if your cum is purple you should see a doctor bro
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and the reward Whiteouts: 469
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and now time for some unfinished business
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>>54082199 checked
formerly chucked
Anonymous
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>>54082176 I said this in a previous thread but I'm still so fucking confused as to why Duraludon isn't available in Rejuvenation, I gave myself one via debug and it's probably one of the most shitty and mediocre Pokemon I've ever seen, It's stab combination easily gets walled by a lot in this game, It's not that fast and it literally dies in 1 hit to some many resisted special attacks, Mind you, It doesn't even get Dragon Pulse naturally too.
Anonymous
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>>54082208 It's broken please understand
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just need a 50% crit chance to get through this fight :)
if there's scope lens available, i don't know where it is
>>54082208 the only thing i could possibly think is that mega duraludon is quite strong and i guess jan for some reason wanted the player to get duraludonite not long after getting duraludon because it sucks?
it would be wildly inconsistent with how other mons are treated but who tf knows
Anonymous
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>>54082208 uuuuuuhm sweaty it’s a steel and dragon type that means it is overpowered and Le Bad™
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Anonymous
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>>54082206 the only thing harder than my hyper weapon when it’s close to a cute tomboy
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>>54082223 off by 1
is this why mega absol is in the no fun allowed zone
Anonymous
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>>54082223 off by 1
it’s over
Anonymous
Maybe I should've activated the wish thingy but lets see how this'll go.
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>>54082233 digits in these dark times
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>>54082240 if that's normal rejuv, you're fine
if it's intense, you're fucked, if it's this mod, you're fucked
the fight at the end of that section can be a little difficult but it's nothing too much
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i really hate how small mega grimmsnarl looks i'm largely ambivalent on the 'gmaxes turn into megas' thing, but you can really tell that a lot of the megas don't work on the basis they're clearly meant to be fucking huge if mega inteleon was ever a thing, it would look very fucking weird (not like the normal mon and gmax don't look weird already)
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gimmey dat shit nyuckah
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time to die bitch! ..is what i would say i think ultimately i'm going to need that life orb more than the other mega stone
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Anonymous
Very comfy if it wasn't sub-zero degrees.
Anonymous
>>54082261 I find it weird that the Galarian starters weren't given their Dynamax turned Megas thing, Their "mega stones" are in the game's base coding, I checked via debug and it seems quite some work went into implementing them into the game is already there. Also yeah, Normal Grimmsnarl is a massive troll with bulging muscles and then the thing that's supposed to be his mega/dynamax is super fucking tiny, That's stupid.
Anonymous
>>54082297 Better get used to it, Anon will (HOPEFULLY) be making a lot of love to Anju in that room very soon.
Anonymous
>>54082316 Oh you have no idea.
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yet another fight decided by hand to hand instead of by pokemon
maybe the reason v13.5 is taking so long is because jan is busy deleting all pokemon from the fucking game
>>54082300 could just be because they're all quite strong already and jan didn't want to buff them further?
but then i guess mega blaziken/swampert is concrete in the game's code?
again, who tf knows
>>54082321 BASED BASED BASED
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meanwhile, let's catch this cute lil guy will let any digit decide his moniker
Anonymous
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>>54082297 at least Anon’s alolan sandslash will enjoy the cold
and I think Anju could probably adjust the temperature to make her guests/family more comfortable
…come to think of it, has Anju even seen an alolan sandslash before?
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woah it's like the game is reading my mind!
>>54082371 she used to have alolan sandslash on some difficulty, iirc
even if not, she surely would have seen her servants using one as angie
also as vivian is attuned to the earth itself it probably wouldn't be a stretch to say anju is attuned to ice, and well...alolan snowsneed is literally made of 50% icicles
Anonymous
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>>54082371 She likes Walrein a ton, Maybe Anon could bring Bismarck along.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THIS PIECE OF SHIT AGAIN well it's dead already but still fuck that thing>lax incense now somehow cures pokemon that need a recharge turn uhh? it's capable of firing off pixilate hyper beams which are then boosted by the misty terrain it sets... goddamn it
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i meant to put a mega stone on this shit lole
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just underprepared still gaye Whiteouts: 470
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>>54082403 S-she's perfect.....
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lead with aevian milotic, coil, gunk shot
gotta love the double mega on every single fucking boss now
>>54082403 incorporate her into the writefaggotry d e s u
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swap to solrock (i decided to use the solrock x lunatone fusion because why not) and kill nidoking pidgey kills this fucker
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durant kills granbull then you die to this stupid fucker whatever, it's an easy fight by this hack's standards Whiteouts: 471
Anonymous
>>54082441 Fearow's crest is surprisingly really fucking good, Shame Jan decided to PUT IT AT THE NEAR END OF THE FUCKING GAME.
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>>54082449 you know what would be a cool mod for rejuvenation?
instead of making a hard game so unreasonably fucking hard that only the worst of masochists would bother with it, make it so that the mega ring is placed early on, crests are spread out throughout early game, maybe make more crests for mons that deserve it, and then maybe also throw in some earlier encounters
you could even make the fights a little harder to compensate for all that, if you don't want it to just be easy mode or think it'd be easy mode
would it be too much to ask
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alright, you get to live you schizo bitch only because i want your big jiggly orbs
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imagine if she hadn't been a retarded evil psychopath and actually started out nice why is jan like this
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you think jan was thirstposting about tears of the kingdom ganondorf on twitter? i'd bet 10 bucks
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also, before i get it, on my way to life orb, i wanted to grab this any digit can name.
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>Pink Tux Vivian Kinda hot ngl
>>54082485 Spartan Balls
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>>54082479 I bet 50.
>>54082485 Oh look, Another extremely mediocre gen 8 Pokemon that was put absurdly late into the game for no reason.
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>>54082486 named
kind of sad this fight has no special dialogue if you lose
also wtf is with the xen admin music for this
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i also have no idea why tf aya is dressed like that she lives in a bumfuck shack in the middle of a huge polluted wasteland where only her family lives maybe ame had a burst of his natural testosterone while writing the character, it explains why aya's in a straight relationship too
Anonymous
>>54082503 Jan has a shit taste in music and this quest despite being overtly bloated is surprisingly rather obscure due to how late in the game and how out of the way it is.
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great league
>>54082510 i do actually like the idea of this huge quest being locked behind a late game secret area
just wish it was more gracefully put into the game
and better written/less trying too hard to be funny, but that's the whole game in general
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i also like how crawli is apparently the only leader that's semi-normal and actually does his fucking job in the entire game instead of getting wrapped up in gay drama, roadtrips or fucking around with magic bullshit
Anonymous
>>54082509 Faggotry is not genetic, It's a mental disease caused by a catastrophic imbalance of hormones causing the brain to go haywire and behave in atypical ways, Our food is laced with several poisonous chemicals such as plastics, Fluorides and of course soja, Which simulate estrogen in the male body or facilitate the absorption of other dangerous compounds that are poisonous to the human body. What I'm getting at is that Cain being a massive faggot and having a correlation to Poison is surprisingly really fitting though likely unintended.
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>>54082538 idk bro
>half the trannies in reborn want to kill themselves >the major lesbian relationship is filled with domestic abuse and gaslighting >the one straight romance is ironically entirely healthy for both parties i'm not saying ame is secretly an ultraconservative, but...
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Anonymous
>>54082556 There's something really fucked with Reborn's water supply.....IT KEEPS TURNING THE FREAKING GYM LEADERS GAY!
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tags: +zelda, +forced_transformation, +pokephilia, +scat
for the .3 people who care, this quest doesn't change at all in this mod, not even the whale
>>54082565 >team meteor dumping a truckload of poison into the lake is what made everyone pozzed bugchasers who want to eat shit from other men's asses >the goal of the game is to defeat them ame is secretly a crusader for heteronormative rights
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>>54082587 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I CAN'T, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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okay this is definitely worth it wtf
Anonymous
>>54082587 imagine the lulz that could be caused by explaining that Ame was actually a polchud that was really good at pretending to be on the other side
Anonymous
>>54082600 That would cause such an autistic explosion of shit, Someone has to do it!
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damn this questrino had it all...humor, sadness, happiness...i'm so glad janichroma could give us this masterpiece
i'm sorry but you really cannot make me take a bunch of goomy having some dramatic arc seriously
>>54082600 nigger or bv1 pointed it out in that playthrough iirc
it was around the time they were discussing shade and the fact that shade is literally a tranny that killed themselves and were even happy to do so because they could never be a man
there's definitely a weird interpretation of reborn that's surprisingly anti-LGBT without even that much mental gymnastics
Anonymous
>>54082608 Let's not do it.
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>>54082618 Too many fucking cutscenes...
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well the very last quest in the game is dufaux/spector i guess i'll fight spector, then isha, then hang up for the night i don't really feel like doing all the busywork to get to dufaux right now and i don't even think rotom is particularly good in this hack (nor do i think dufaux is changed) for now, finishing up this singles names
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This fight is retarded. The enemy has 3 pokemon with seeds. These seeds give the pokemon a +1 to at least 2 stat, gives them multiscale, and after a turn a +5 spread across random stats.
Anonymous
I think the part about certain fangames that I hate the most is when they write their stories like it's a final fantasy or xeno game, just balls to the wall dumbshit that doesn't fit with pokemon at all There's already tons of cool anime shit in pokemon, why do they have to come up of le ebin oc fantasy shit
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Many retards only use Pokemon as a vehicle for tell their shitty fanfictions, They rarely even realize this is the case too, Which makes it even dumber.
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>>54082629 named
it really REALLY fucking scares me there hasn't been a single flower garden fight in this entire hack yet
given all the bullshit this hack can pull i can only imagine the fucking nightmare the inevitable flower garden fight will be
there's a reason that field is only used for maybe 3 fights ever in reborn and they're all incredibly tame
when i upload a team to the total nuzlocker death pokepastes, i'm definitely using this terrible fucking field, maybe it just starts at level 5 and can't change or ever go lower
place that shit right inside spirit keta's arena, maybe
rant over, singles names
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>>54082641 I don't think I ever fought in the Flower Field in Reborn so I'm assuming it's some late game degeneracy, I have read the field's effects and HOLY SHIT.....I can only imagine the torture fighting on that field would be like, I'm 100% certain the eventual battle with Ava in Desolation is going to use this field and I'm very much dreading that battle.
Anonymous
I really shouldn't stick my dick in this HOWEVER
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>>54082652 don’t stick your dick in her yet
that would be gay
wait until the schizophrenic man gets exorcised out of her
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>>54082642 named
>>54082630 is that...dragon's den? the fuck
>>54082632 to be fair, pokemon tries it too
it's not really the story and moreso the attitude
when characters start fistfighting each other or casting magic spells or doing special bullshit then you lose the feeling of what makes pokemon special, that the POKEMON are the ones who are supposed to be doing that shit
>>54082648 it's for an E4 fight, and very few postgame fights
and yeah it's just unfun bullshit that railroads you into very specific solutions for dealing with it
deso is better off just nuking it
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>>54082652 >anju midfuck session just begins summoning countless numbers of maids to join in a harem for anon k-kinda hot
Anonymous
>>54082692 >is that...dragon's den? the fuck Yeah I had it on super speed so I misread what happened. Apparently it's actually shedskin, which gives a +3 to 4 stats if activated, of course they have 2 pokemon with that prestatused.
Anonymous
>>54082695 I think she’d rather save her new husband’s stamina and seed for herself to ensure that she’ll have the legacy she should have had
Anonymous
I think he's pretty cool and women just hate him because they're evil.
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whoops, went a bit too fast
>>54082703 huh
well, i guess i'll see what fight that is shortly
>>54082704 >not being able to pleasure the infinite numbers of maids anju summons ngmi
Anonymous
Out of all dumb mysteries in Rejuvenation the one that intrigues me the most is why Indriad had a made up of a harem of maids in his basement.
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alright, lemme try that without sucking ass
>>54082706 >Hello, can't you tell from my design that I'm a good guy? Anonymous
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>>54082706 To be fair, Indriad used to be just a normal guy that was mind fucked into becoming a massive cultist cunt, Jan completely rewrote him into an "evil Christian father" because of his daddy issues.
>>54082713 Considering he's sorta possessing Anju right now and forcing her to wear a maid outfit.....I think he MIGHT have a maid fetish, Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust maybe.
Anonymous
Alright time to get back to writing.
And starting Extending The Family 2 >>54082713 Canon Maid Fetish probably but the devs wouldn't say it like that.
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oh well gee I'm so glad you prefer max EV in every stat PULSE3 illegal mons instead of pokemon that are actually good
>>54082715 Whiteouts: 472
>>54082713 something something views women as toys, objectification, maids historically seen as problematic terminology by feminists, all men are evil, SCUM manifesto etc etc.
Anonymous
>>54082706 please keep your edgy shit in zirca, pls.
>>54082708 you don’t understand
Anju’s lust and desire to bear children would mean that she’d rather have as much of Anon’s semen as possible going inside her womb, while also having him focused solely on her fertile MILF body instead of distracting him with the maids
>somehow managed to catch another expired ban intended for some pedophile on /co/ t-thanks T-mobile
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neat destiny bond was of course removed from this shit hack
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let's move on
please just kill him now
>>54082748 alright, that's fair
..maids after angie's bloodline has been cleansed of faggotry?
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>>54082748 Considering the shitty revelation we get after opening the 9th door in Wispy Ruins about a character literally turning into Giratina, It's very likely Vitus transformed into Yveltal, Which is confusing because he's also supposed to be possessing Anju and Geara, That's also taking into account that Indriad is also Narcissa's Ex-husband and hmm.....I'm losing track, This is too retarded for me to follow.
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fun fact, if you try leaving the hospital of ruin (the area where you fight isha) you get stuck inside the bookshelf because the area warps weren't set up right, and you can just get softlocked in here well designed game well designed hack for not even bothering to fix it Bugs: 8
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>>54082742 come to think of it, how dominant would Anju be in bed anyways, compared to the main 3 girls
Amber is almost always submissive but she’s sometimes dominant only to become submissive once penetrated, Aelita would probably be submissive before the curse (if there was any writefaggotry involving her set before chapter 10) before becoming mostly dominant post-curse but she also likes to acts submissive in bed when she doesn’t feel like dominating her husband on a given night, and Tesla is somewhere in between, dominating Anon about half the time and submitting to him the other half
>>54082765 yeah I think she’d let the maids join in after she’s confirmed pregnant
Anonymous
>mfw Ren's mom calling him gay
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another retarded plot twist that makes no sense, is unnecessary, etc etc.
i just realized i never did the ledian crest fight
i'll do it after i beat this nonsense
>>54082787 ren can't even get sex from men either
the eternal incel
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>>54082787 >So which one’s the girlfriend? The punk dyke or the mary sue? Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
my entire team is already dead thanks to this thing>the FUCKING ZETTA X GEARA MUSIC AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>54082802 This fight was a bitch to get through.
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Whiteouts: 473 we're going to be here for a while haha
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https://youtu.be/c5PxxlO375A this is some pretty epic music
Anonymous
https://mega.nz/chat/1ZtT3CIA#eFDiNoRiELFvxCy1epGLxQ total nuzlocker death chatroom
join this to discuss bringing about total nuzlocker death
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boy I sure do love when the start of any fight I have with an enemy is a 30 second long cutscene even on speedup followed up by an RNGfest on whether or not the opponent doesn't hit max roll electric attacks
haaaaaaha
>>54082819 i'll do it tomorrow i think
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and this team looks like a fucking nightmare
Anonymous
>>54082868 that shiny is Grim Darkwood-approved
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Anonymous
>>54082875 Grim Darkwood forma roblox
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oh that's why
what's the significance of a doctor having an ice cream cone
because he's actually a bad doctor and ice cream is bad for you?
Whiteouts: 474
>>54082875 ed, edgi, edgier indeed
Anonymous
>>54082793 oh yeah there’s 2 fucking trainers next to the player with full teams (and an above average delphox)
how is this supposed to justifiably be a singles battle in any way
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>>54082819 I'm going to have a new email, What kind of email you guys recommend in terms of reliability?
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this shit is beyond retarded
there's no way past this thing reliably
Whiteouts: 476
>>54082894 especially given we are fighting a fucking GIRATINA
and even last time this happened, half the team decided to fight the giratina, you know, this supremely powerful legendary pokemon, while the protagonist did something else
now i guess they get all of the work
Anonymous
>>54082884 /vp/ plays Loomian Legacy is among the worse ideas I’ve thought of
because among other things, I have an allergy to pokemon games without speedup, and especially ones with long, unskippable cutscenes
also there’s visible EVs in that game but good luck telling which mons give which without a guide or trial and error
and as I’ve learned through experience and a softlocked playthrough on this board, IVs/EVs being visible on the summary screen tends to come with the implication that it’s important
on the other hand, this is a ROBLOX game so I’ll have to actively try to get filtered by anything other than tedious grinding combined with atrociously placed healing spots
even with only two mons (regional bird + grass cat starter) I was still underleveled during the volcano area after the first badge, and the nearest healing area was at least 2 minutes away
the genwar schizos complaining about any given game’s level curves have nothing on roblox developers and their greed to make you pay for non-cancerous grinding
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>>54082886 it’s because he’s a nigger
and that’s Nigger’s favorite pokemon
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YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME Whiteouts: 479 I haven't even SEEN the giratina yet
Anonymous
>>54082912 My method past that thing was just suiciding a rock type with sturdy then using a priority move.
Anonymous
>>54082944 >He thought the faggot would allow that Almost everything I've tried that on has lived.
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>>54082946 >>54082947 i have no idea how that works though
it has sucker punch
i mean i guess i can try and see if his AI will be retarded enough to allow it but idk
Anonymous
>>54082950 Extreme speed works, however it was retarded enough for me to get a kill. Not that it mattered as the pokemon I used for priority would die doing almost nothing to his hydreigon.
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HALLE FUCKING LUJAH
>>54082956 while i could do that, i just wanted a mon that could kill the piece of shit toxtricity with no baggage on anyone else so i wouldn't have to twist my team around killing this one specific piece of shit
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oh this is not going too well>mamo kills toxtricity >arctozolt comes in >it hard swaps out of gallade to dusknoir >i can kill that with pangoro >back to arctozolt >kill with gallade >then this faggot runs me down with sucker punch hydreigon can't even learn this shit normally i don't think so now we're just getting into the territory of pokemon knowing whatever the fuck they want as long as it screws over the player
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and this makes Whiteouts: 490
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changed strat:>mamo kills toxtricity >swap out mamo for ninetales on arctozolt, kill it >swap in ribombee on hydreigon, kill it (barely lives two sucker punches on max def EVs) >swap in audino for shadow sneak, then pangoro on sucker punch for dusknoir, kill it >sucker punch vanilluxe, then heat wave with ninetales i hate the antichrist so much Whiteouts: 493
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i guess it was too much to ask for this thing to not have the fucking raid boss shields after that fucking team wasn't this supposed to have genesect or something
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taste the rainbow motherfucker
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>win battle >characters just proceed on as if nothing happened FUCKING STOP IT WITH THIS SHITTY TROPE but you can let this faggot fall
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the big reveal why is there even lava in this place anyway
Anonymous
>>54083040 …how the FUCK did that retard end up like that
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little known fact, this is an exact transcription of a hidden biden speech to his cabinet concerning pfizer
shame that jan didn't follow through with his vaccines subplot, i'm sure it would have been just as relevant as anything else in this entire chapter
>>54083047 isha just literally walks away after you beat him, huey runs after him and starts punching the guy and then isha throws him over the side
Anonymous
>>54083053 >and then isha throws him over the side ok why were we not allowed to do this with zetta and geara
or madelis
Anonymous
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>>54083055 cutscene power only applies to everyone but the player
YOU want to get into fistfights with people?
YOU want to use magical powers?
YOU want to just pretend like the pokemon battle you just fought never happened and you can just walk up and assault said person (with them not drawing out the superhuman monsters they can command at moment's notice)?
not today, not ever chud
anyway
i'll make nu-thred and make some posts in it then go to bed
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>>54083045 There just is lava OK
t. Jan
>>54083055 Because the story is written by people who genuinely believe all killing is bad.
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>>54082915 then you gotta make it happen, anon
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>>54083032 I released the Giratina which is the reason for the team difference.