LAST TIME:
>Wagie hits 500 white outs >It's time to suffer more hahaha >A bullshit Melia fight using glitch field happens >Venam fight on an unknown field. Dragon's Den maybe? >More convolution >Madelis goes schizo mode >Ren proves he is the most defeated male Whiteout counter: 503
Badges: 14
TALLY OF ATROCITY:
Acts of terrorism: 1
Confirmed deaths: 120
A Pokemon is ordered to attack a trainer directly: 22
Someone gets enslaved: 3
Bugs: 6
TALLY OF BALANCING:
Someone has a legendary: 18
Changes that benefit the opponent but doesn't in player hands: Too many
Powerful items before you can access them: Too many
Opponents have megas before player gets them/opponents have multiple megas or megas holding regular items: 50
Previous Threads:
https://rentry.org/vp-plays /vp/ plays MEGA folder (contains writefaggotry, art, screenshot spam, and extras):
https://mega.nz/folder/YR9mUALL#z6LqTPdLLSfCvC_XylDKXg Place where lurkers can submit shit for handholding kino:
https://mega.nz/filerequest/QiKdiJPXAXw What the fuck is this garbage?
>This is a modified version of Pokemon Rejuvenation some lurker gave me, that changes a bunch of things, but it mostly just makes it harder while adding some QoL changes >Remember, it's not getting filtered if I find a way past the filter >Decisions are made via GETs when people actually give a shit about them. (dubs override trips, trips override dubs and cause thread-long rules, quads override trips and cause permanent rules within reason, etc) GET rules:
>No suggesting names with more than one F before I figure out how to disable the turbo speedup inconveniently bound to the F key
Anonymous
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>>54086575 first from breloom
Anonymous
You really shouldn't say that after getting that interceptor cock with tomboy on the side the other day Melia.
Anonymous
third for sandshrews pick one from this image
Anonymous
Saki already uses le happy merchant Pokemon, How much do you guys want to bet she's going to use le shekel Pokemon when version 14 arrives and brings gen 9 into the game?
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
aw, i was going to cover the adventures of alolan raichu anally devastating madame moto's anuse (in the ass) and musk getting sent to prison but thankfully not getting raped until he meets a nice wet titted bluette ah well i just noticed the sand in this stupid fight isn't coming from ren's tyranitar, ren's willpower and ability to dry up vaginas somehow just manifested a sandstorm in this room before the fight even started i'm also pretty sure weather can't even exist on this shitty field so that's kinda scuffed haha
Anonymous
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>>54086608 Yeah that fight is retarded. I just suicide charged my first 2 pokemon, for a kill and 90% of the bird then dealt with the rest normally.
Anonymous
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Of course it's more visornigger shit
Anonymous
>>54086608 On one hand we have Valerie's wet and voluptuous breasts, Barely covered by her already thin top and on the other hand you have Ren's utter dry cuckery manifesting the power of dry anasu, Truly fucking poetic hahahahaha!
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
Whiteouts: 513
so yeah this fight's not going well haha
>>54086605 let's go with steel variants, second from left
>>54086607 isn't she just kind of dead?
>>54086604 doubly funny is that she says basically the exact same thing to the player
i guess jan forgot this entire game is a lesbian fanfiction and remembered just as he was writing the last chapters to include some material for the fat hairy 'women' who ship them
Anonymous
>>54086605 Normally I hate Fairy types but pink fairy armadillos are so freaking cute.
>>54086623 I mean for her fights, It's obvious the gen 9 update will change teams all around, I'm 100% expecting Saki's team to become even more Jewish by adding in Gholdengo.
Anonymous
>>54086620 valarie’s boobs
Anonymous
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Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
ok, this is working
>lead malamar/bisharp >malamar superpowers tyranitar, bisharp swords dances >they kill malamar >send out pangoro >kill tyranitar, brick break corviknight >cacturne and the mega bitch here die to sucker punch spam the bird has brave bird, but i guess ren doesn't actually know how to battle even with his illegal balanced hackmons
>>54086641 oh i see what you mean
and yeah she is 100% adding gholdengo lol, as well as tinkatroon, i don't see revavroom or orthworm for her at all
i also assume every pokemon i've just mentioned will be only available after badge 10, minimum
Anonymous
it’s over
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>>54086663 >>54086664 >>54086665 AWWWW SO CLOSE
it’s over in every field
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>54086665 >>54086664 not today, satan
>>54086650 WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out EEE-AW EEE-AW pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere GUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart ARF ARF ARF ARF rubs ass on ground like dog WOOF WOOF eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK slams chair on table BWOOOAAGHHHH old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HOOOLY MOOOOLY pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them OOOOOOH I'M DYYYYYYYYYYIIN' fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HAAAHEEEEEE
Anonymous
>>54086664 Jan openly admitted he absolutely fucking hates Orthworm and with how much smogon faggots cried over Shed Tail, I'm 100% expecting Orthworth to only be available after the 13th badge.
https://www.rebornevo.com/rejuvdev/records/im-not-really-sure-what-this-is-lol-v13-update-r56/ Anonymous
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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i guess that wasn't that bad
but again i have to say i hate how so much of this hack has just become sucker punch spam
>>54086675 >only the 13th badge you give him too much credit
Anonymous
>>54086681 why can’t I go here after chapter 15 ends so I can uninstall this minigun turret and mount it on my aggron
Anonymous
>>54086681 > I am heavy weapons guy and this....is my weapon.... Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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this is obviously one of the very rare times jan didn't write a scene
Anonymous
>>54086681 >>54086692 >>54086700 RUUUUUUN COOOOOOWARDS, ZARARARARARARARARARAARARARARARA! KAAAABOOOM! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
okay, and the painful shit begins
>>54086705 this reminds me, only a month left until armored core 6
Anonymous
Is this the "God Power Cancer" I heard about before? Also. Fuck I hate "ancient super advanced civ" shit
Anonymous
this would be nice if I hadn’t bought the 3 remaining fire stones I’ll need from the lost camp
Anonymous
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>>54086722 for fuck’s sake
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54086717 it is, you'll see how it's actually relevant later
>"ancient super advanced civ" now that i think it, i wonder what jan was watching to steal the trope idea from
breath of the wild mixed with a little bit of trails maybe?
Anonymous
>>54086734 it’s well known that he uses tvtropes as a checklist
Anonymous
>>54086713 I'm still coping over the fact Valve promised to update TF2 after years of literally nothing and they delivered a completely unfinished mess of a fucking "update" with maps that they didn't fucking make, Cosmetics that they didn't fucking make and game fixes that they didn't fucking make and despite literally adding nothing substantial to this game the community of absolutely retarded zoomers are praising the shit out of said "update"......feels bad man.....
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
oh and by the way, there was no option to use the interceptor's wish, whoever you're controlling automatically uses your team, though that's to be expected i guess
>>54086740 it's funny that the rejuvenation tvtropes page is pretty barren then compared to reborn, desolation or empire's kek
well maybe not desolation's
Anonymous
>>54086746 i think a tvtropes page for these threads would be a very bad idea
i don’t know why exactly but I can’t put a finger on it
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>54086754 it would be a bad idea because then it might turn people onto the fact jan is a dogshit writer and he'd probably delete aelita from the game out of spite
however it would also increase people's love for handholding with tomboys
checks and balances
>>54086742 wish i had gotten into TF2 during its prime years. looks fun but just could never get into FPSes in general
Anonymous
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flame plate time
Anonymous
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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oh come the fuck on
Whiteouts: 514
it's been a while since i've wiped to a rando
>>54086777 yep
checked
>mental age: 75 so when the fuck did the calamity happen then?
why is this game like this?
Anonymous
>>54086746 >it's funny that the rejuvenation tvtropes page is pretty barren then compared to reborn, desolation or empire's From a quick measurement made by quickly scrolling down I am pretty sure rejuvenation's page is longer than both.
Anonymous
>>54086777 How much do you want to fucking bet Melia will not be affected in the slightest by this? They literally just pulled the "oh no she's gonna die" because of the Mary Sue allegations that were very correct, Jan desperately wants us to feel sorry for his pet because we are far more interested in Aelita and Amber.
>>54086804 It's much longer, Desolation's TV tropes page is considerably shorter than Rejuvenation's by a large margin.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/PokemonDesolation https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/PokemonRejuvenation Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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uhh i don't remember the base game ch15 too well honestly but i don't think it had these weird massively buffed ice-typed fakemons
i'm guessing this is how the modder plans to make angie herself absolutely brutal
>>54086804 >>54086814 oh, huh
i could've sworn the rejuvenation page was weirdly really short
maybe it's just been a while since i looked at it
that is also i think because i looked at it before they started adding whole fucking essays to the 'wham episode' trope which make the page look bigger than it really is
Anonymous
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Damn this bitch hungry
>>54086814 I bet it only detects it and it isn't really there because Melia only has 1/4th of it, same with her siblings - so she'll still get a happy ending somehow.
Anonymous
all I need now is a sun setter
Anonymous
Ooooo that's why I can't dick her
Anonymous
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>>54086850 there’s a reason the /vp/ mod will have Anon share a sleeping bag with Aelita
Anonymous
>37 posters in last wagie bread >8 posters in nigger bread and I think half of those are from my cellular data shenanigans oh no no no no no no no canadiansisters
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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i just began shouting out my reddit username for some reason
>>54086865 to be fair, part of it is just subject matter
there's already a dedicated fusion thread
watching a retarded wagie get fucking killed over a fangame is funnier
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nawwww who am i kidding fuck leafs
>>54086846 not until after angie sorry
Anonymous
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>>54086850 She would suck you dry but not in a fun way.
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>win pokemon battle >game proceeds on as if nothing happened STOP DOING THIS GAME
Anonymous
God I fucking love Mega Maw.
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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ah i see what other rejuv mm anon was saying it doesn't matter if only 4 pokemon for the player have priority blocking abilities if the AI can just bullshit them on with fakemon cancer
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
wew
Whiteouts: 515
>>54086909 if you thought the last two sections were painful you're not even remotely prepared for the last one
Anonymous
I was looking for some Rejuvenation fanart....found this cursed thing instead.....
Anonymous
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>>54086928 bring Snowstorm and finch hax those motherfuckers
>>54086933 neither of them are dragon type
WTF?
Anonymous
>>54086742 but hey, at least VSH is a real gamemode now
hahaha....
Anonymous
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>>54086945 And it was so broken on release they had to remove it.....just.....wow....
>>54086937 Melia's breasts seem weirdly big....wait....her moody behavior.....her strange episodes of night terrors.....oh....oh fuck....hmmmm guys.....
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
>funny joke character turns out to be actually le edgy and evil it's all so tiresome
>>54086937 it is well worth it, for seeing melia's G cups
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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i don't even get the focus on the whole 'servant' shit in this section is jan trying to explain why slavery is actually le heckin bad using his pokemon fangame
Anonymous
Can you send me nudes with this Aelita?
>>54086956 They are nice to be fair.
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
why can't the mc say this to half the characters in this game
and 100% of the characters in reborn
>>54086964 why would you need nudes when you have the real thi-ah, right, i forgot this game was written by jan and it's plot mandated she needs to spend every waking minute away from the mc
Anonymous
>>54086976 Indeed.
I think I'll save finishing this shit for my next day off.
>Insert Lustful Rift 3 here Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
it's so funny to think that the main villain of the game who's basically satanadam just got straight up date raped for years
>>54086993 godspeed, fren
Anonymous
>>54086976 why can’t we at least join her on her adventures instead of being dragged along for tard wrangling by idiots
Anonymous
>>54086999 Wow nice trips for date rape, but yeah idk if it was intentional or not but this makes it feel a bit bad for Theolia
Anonymous
>>54086976 Erin can be based
Anonymous
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>>54087012 Indeed she can.
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
in this moment, i am euphoric
not because of my fedora, but because of a dogshit hack of a questionable quality fangame
>>54087007 did you JUST imply melia was less important than aelita
>>54087008 i think the implication is that the mother and father were both pieces of shit
though it said that vitus was good to anathea when they both met and the gardevoir was corrupting him
but vitus was the one who corrupted the gardevoir in the first place
so...
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
>>54087019 imagine if a main series game around the 5th gym tossed some random girl you meet in some cave and by the 7th gym she gains god powers and is going to save the world from ultimate evil
that's about the closest parallel to this shit
Anonymous
>>54087026 I wouldn't put it past Gamefreak by this point to be completely fucking honest with you....
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>54087033 actually, considering the awful pacing of area zero in scarlet/violet, you're basically right
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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this fight is going to be really fucking hard isn't it
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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that gardevoir has like 6 different abilities including of course queenly majesty ...and its seed gives it +2 speed... this is gonna be fun
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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Whiteouts: 516 i gotta fuckin work tomorrow too i'll give it a few more tries
Anonymous
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Rejuvenation sure has a thing for purple haired girls, So much so they even added a canonical purple haired girl into the game. I'm not complaining, They are all pretty cute.
Anonymous
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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why doesn't brainless stallshit work this time :( Whiteouts: 518
Anonymous
>>54087033 >Rejuv might seriously have a better story than Gen 10 at this rate Fucking imagine?
Anonymous
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>>54087200 With how absurdly lazy and rushed Gens 8 and 9 were.....I am sincerely fucking dreading what's to come, Apparently there's been some leaks floating around about a potential new Legends game or a Gen 5 Remake, I am fucking terrified of how awfully Gamefreak is going to butcher those games.
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
yeah, this isn't happening tonight
i'll think of something better for this than come back tomorrow
Whiteouts: 523
>>54087200 nothing will be worse than rejuvenation's story
but gamefreak can come very close.
and of course, rejuvenation's story is counterbalanced by some of the girls being great while gamefreak has, uh...penny...and geeta...and the buff men pretending to be women...
Anonymous
>>54086620 now that I think about it most of the rejuv girls would probably have something special in bed that would correlate with their type
Aelita: muscular pussy that’s accomodating yet extremely tight, with her having fine control over every part of her pussy to increase pleasure and ensure that her womb is flooded every time she fucks Anon by milking his phallus and preventing pulling out. highly nutritious breast milk. likely has latent psychic powers used to feel everything that you feel for added enjoyment and increased stimulation when combined with her tight pussy
amber/tesla: besides being able to give very warm hugs, their pussies and mouths are scorching hot, and they have long tongues and sensitive nipples with likely above average milk production.
anju: cooling embrace, breast milk likely has the consistency and taste of melted ice cream
valarie: extremely wet and slippery orifices. tight pussy probably prevents semen from flowing out when submerged.
Anonymous
Zetta is probably the only antagonist in this game I like. The guy is a douchebag but he's not an incompetent fuckwit like Madelis, An edgy retard like Geara or a nigger like Neved, He's got some sass, I'm still rather baffled as to why Jan cut one of his battles from the game and made him overall much less relevant to the plot, It's clear people like him considering what I've seen and his connections with Melia are like the only "twist" in this game I genuinely don't mind much.
>>54087259 Rikka is absolutely a tranny, Penny looks far too androgynous as well, Made even worse by the fact "her" ace is a fucking Sylveon and "she" has a very peculiar way of enunciating her Sylveon's Terrastilization which absolutely sounds like trannyspeak, Nemona is a Spaniard, Which means she's very likely tainted with Muslim blood, Geeta looks far too androgynous as well....Gen 9 only has that one really cute gym teacher when it comes to hot girls, Katie is kinda cute, But past that....shite....hmmm....
Anonymous
>>54087267 Oh my, My, My! Very DESU~
There's also Jolene, Which is a pretty cute milf, I haven't interacted with her yet since her quest is extremely convoluted and requires you to be extremely late into the game to partake in.
Anonymous
>>54087259 >>54087275 Sun and Moon were the last pokemon games with mostly attractive girls. And they are all top tier as if a farewell gift.
Anonymous
>>54087290 Gen 7 really has a lot of hot girls now that I think about it.
I haven't played gen 8 much but in my eyes Sonia is pretty hot, Which is made fucking depressing because Gamefreak hinted she has a thing for that disgusting Pakistani shit stain Leon, Oleana is also kinda hot but she's obsessed with that retarded Indian cunt Rose. Gen 7 was truly the last Pokemon generation with overall great designs.
Anonymous
Jan
I love twists. Don't you love twists too? Watch me twist myself into a pretzel.
Anonymous
>>54087275 Zetta is easily the best antagonist in the game. The rest of them are retarded, bullshit, or uninteresting. He has an interesting concept and a memorable personality. He even gets the coolest antagonist scene in the game with him buying time at the beach.
Anonymous
>>54087287 >make cute girl >put her on a bus or lock her behind a series of annoying out of the way sidequests fuck you jan
Anonymous
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>>54087365 i think there’s a reason jan shoved him into the irrelevant box
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>>54086650 this art is missing more cleavage
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>>54087775 off by two
someone stole
>>54087777 it’s over
Anonymous
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>>54087594 Sounds like Yancy.
>Can get cute girl >Put her behind very specific bullshit and random calls >When you can finally see her, most of the game is over and there's no postgame >Keep getting blueballed because you just unlocked extra calls, and they are the ones you wanted in the main game I know pokemon isn't exactly couple friendly, but if you are going to give me a gf, fucking stick with it. Don't leave me hanging.
Anonymous
>>54087275 Iono. Literally the only woman of the game
Anonymous
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>>54087259 NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Anonymous
I love her guys. She's such a cutie. Hope there's nothing in future that will ruin her character :^)
Anonymous
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>>54088577 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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If I break the arms of the main artist will she learn how to draw? Because each time I see her ugly art I want to take all the files and redraw them in a better style
Jan
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>>54088732 shut the fuck up chud I'll put you in a blender
Anonymous
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>>54088760 Check Iono in recent drawthread
Anonymous
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>>54088305 The terminally online "influencer" tranny is the "only woman?" Geez talk about bad taste.
Anonymous
>>54088788 Are you implying Rika is a "woman"? Or what?
Anonymous
>>54088792 there are no women in SV only trannies.
Anonymous
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>>54088803 Naaaah, this one is normal human being
Anonymous
>>54088764 >e-girl simp tragic
Anonymous
Anonymous
all of you iononiggers need to go back to your containment thread we don’t want your nu-gen shit that has nothing to do with fangames here actually go to nigger’s thread for your off topic shit, he’ll appreciate the company
Anonymous
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>>54088871 Cope and seethe faggot
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>54088871 fuck those faggots
based
Anonymous
>>54087267 What would happen if you fucked Melia while she's in God Mode.
Would you literally see God while you climax?
Anonymous
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>>54088884 >>54088887 Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaamefaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
Anonymous
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>>54088888 LMAO
checked
the best thing about sick digits is that the newfags can’t get them
it’s like meatballs and niggers
Anonymous
>>54088771 >cheating before getting to any of the actually bullshit parts >unironically using the female player character options you will never pass
Anonymous
>>54088901 I was just curious. Ofc I didn't cheat....well maybe once....or two.....two
Anonymous
>>54088926 get the fuck out.
while I’m asking nicely.
and bring the gen9 personality-less filler egirl character simp newfags with you, the thread activity is perfectly fine without them
Anonymous
>>54088933 And why I should listen to some nigger like you?
Anonymous
>>54088941 because I got dubs while you didn’t, mr. DOUBLE NEWFAG
and I’ve likely posted in these threads way longer than you’ve been on /vp/, summerfag.
Anonymous
>>54088950 >likely Well maybe its likely that you are basement dweller nigger? Nothing to be proud of staying on this board longer than me. So do me a favor and STFU
Anonymous
wagie please start already before this thread is derailed any further
Anonymous
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>>54088977 Took you long enough to came up with this one
Anonymous
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>>54088977 holy based get fucked newfag lololololololololol
Anonymous
I'm pretty sure I know why nobody likes us
Anonymous
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Continuing on the gen 9 shitfest We've been in since last night, I think Deandra is probably one of the few women in this game that actually looks good and not like some disgusting tranny like Geeta. I hope I don't derail this thread even further......
Anonymous
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>>54088989 I get it. We're all losers, and we're all coping. It's sad but it is what is, some people have to be on the bottom. It's all just cope. Fucking hell man I'm depressed.
Anonymous
post weedles and other unevolved bugs you’d like giving choice items to
Anonymous
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>>54088577 OH GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME
Anonymous
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>>54089001 weedle if he real
Anonymous
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>>54089001 I like Charjabug, It even has a neat ability for doubles and it is bulky enough to use an eviolite, Shame it's support movepool sucks. I guess I would give it a choice band for the memes.
Anonymous
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>>54088577 This abomination is what passes for a champion these days?! Dear fucking gods....Remember when we were allowed to have hot women in these games instead of disgusting trannies?
Anonymous
>>54089038 Speaking of champion shite and remembering that this is a Rejuvenation thread....hmmmm...how much better would this game if momma Tesla was the champion instead of some random nigger we don't care about?
Anonymous
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>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU "ACCIDENTALLY" FELL ON ALL OF MY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA VINYLS ANUS-FIRST?! >YOU'D BETTER BE TELLING ME THE TRUTH TYRONE BECAUSE I SWEAR TO FAUCI I WILL RIP OFF YOUR BBC IF YOU'RE LYING BECAUSE YOU PROMISED ME WE'D ALWAYS LISTEN TO HIS AMAZING DRONING WHITE NOISE WHILE I WATCH YOU RAIL MY FAT HAIRY WIFE!!!! >OH WELL AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY CDS OF HIM SO NOT ALL HOPE IS LO- >... >WHAT THE FUCK?! >ALL THE CDS GOT REPLACED WITH MBV - TOUCHED!!!! OH MY DIVERSITY TYRONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER I'M GOING TO FUCKING CHOMP OFF YOUR THROBBING BBC AND RIP OUT YOUR ORGANS TO SELL SO I CAN REBUY MY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA COLLECTION UNLESS YOU GO AND ROB A STORE AND BUY THEM BACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!! >SCIENCEDAMNIT YOU KNOW THAT JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA MEANS THE WORLD TO ME TYRONE, AS MUCH AS BEING ABLE TO WATCH YOU FUCK MY WIFE!!! >NO MY WIFE WOULD NEVER TELL YOU TO INSERT MY COLLECTION INSIDE YOUR ANUS, YOU'RE THE MAN WHO GETS TO TELL HER TO DO WHAT YOU WANT!!! YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA YOU FUCKING BABOON MONKEY NIGGER!!!!!
Anonymous
>>54089046 imagine how warm her hugs must be
and imagine the hot as hell handholding lovemaking she’ll reward her dear Anon with for becoming champion as she lets him give her the gift of becoming a mother again while also having Amber and Aelita joining in to reward Anon
and after a decade and a half, there’s going to be a lot of talented red hair fire type specialists in the region
also I want to get dominated by her in bed
it’s obvious that she’s going to dominate me in the battlefield because of a probably overtuned field and jan’s balans™ decisions
Anonymous
>>54089084 >Infernal Field Mommy Tesla as your first fight against the E8 Anonymous
>>54089084 Sounds like a dream honestly.
>>54089101 Well, That would be rough, I also 100% expect Tesla to use a legendary.
Anonymous
>>54089046 I wonder if anyone can find any cute art of fire mommy
maybe drawfag could make something involving her holding hands with Anon or holding him
Anonymous
it is normal to get a functional team only after 20 hours of gameplay
Anonymous
>>54089131 Rejuvenation has some fanart but a good chunk of it is Tumblr shit that looks passable but retarded or it's just hideous. The /vp/ drawfaggotry of this game in the Mega folder is probably the majority of the good art involving this game.
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>>54089139 damn that’s some good taste anon
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>>54089139 Welcome to any Reborn like fangame.
Anonymous
>>54089142 >the vast majority of it is AI art of assorted quality uh
I think that must really say something about how there’s really not much good art of this game
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>>54089153 It's good to them
Anonymous
>>54089129 My bet is on Heatran. Maybe Moltres if Jan feels like giving us a break.
>Captcha: Sn0ms Anonymous
>>54089162 I am genuinely shocked we went through a section of this game involving the magma stone and yet Heatran was nowhere in sight, Jan can't even get his Pokemon lore right.
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>>54089165 Heatran didn't want to be involved in the schizoplot. Took one look at it and said fuck this I'm out
Anonymous
>>54089142 >>54089153 This is the usual kind of retarded fanart this game has, There's also plenty of shit art (both official and fanart) that depicts the girls and looks like shit.
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I just learned the best way of dealing with one of the hardest fights in this game is to use freaking Cramorant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUuj8P2yp38 Anonymous
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>>54089408 Well, Like I said previously, This shit comes from Tumblr, So that shouldn't be a surprise.
Anonymous
>>54089165 >yet Heatran was nowhere in sight Clearly Tesla already caught the only Heatran in Aevium, then got captured by Team Xen before she could pipe up to help us. Therefor making Madelis indirectly responsible for us losing Aelita because if she didn't get captured she would've melted the funny never melt ice.
I just made this the fuck up.
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>>54089434 This is unironically not even a bad (made up) potential plot thread if it was implemented right and it would give us even more reason for wanting to kill Madelis. I like it.
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Melia used to have literally no relation to this quest in the past, Though funnily enough her involvement does make some sense given her relation to Zetta, What I adore is how she subtly calls this little Jew a "special guy" as in a retard.
Anonymous
dubs to summon wagie
>>54089129 inb4 groudon
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>>54089162 >>54089510 >>54089519 I'll do ya one further, Tesla will fight us on the Infernal Field and use Choice Specs Chi Yu.
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>>54087301 >this guy has gotten cucked by a pajeet before Must be depressing to be you
Anonymous
>>54089782 He is right though, Gen 8 had a ton of coal burning degeneracy in it.
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>>54089961 >C-cope Go back to your containment thread zoomer, No one cares about your fantasies involving ape phallus.
Anonymous
>>54087301 Sonia is for Nessa yuriness
Anonymous
>>54090245 I was a from a time where we at least tried to pursue healthy things and we cherished normal relationships instead of degenerate fetishes.....I think you zoomers really need to go outside.
Anonymous
can writefag start already before it’s over for good
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>>54090477 *wagie
having a writefag would be nice too
Anonymous
>>54090062 >>54090412 You are the ones who are fucking obsessed
Anonymous
i wouldn’t be surprised if this thread gets nuked tbdesu jannies pls clean it up
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>>54090494 With what exactly? Not wanting everything to be utterly dysgenic, Repulsive and shitty? You zoomers are pathetic. I won't bother with this shifest of a "discussion" anymore.
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is that a Pokemon Wack reference
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oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no meliasisters…
Anonymous
Hopefully I get to the end of the suffering today.
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Someone should hand these to those two bitches from Reborn oh wait they died in a murder-suicide since their Tumblr-approved relationship stopped working once /vp/ started patching plot holes in their true ending
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>>54090799 Jan wants us to take this chapter like it's some serious stuff yet he brings Huey along and forces us to go through shit like this, That nigger faggot is so absolutely retarded it defies conventional logic.
Anonymous
Nice fucking winrate nerd.
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poor Aelita I just want to hold and cuddle her
Anonymous
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sorry for being so late this fight just sucks and the day has been long i kind of wish i could be in anju's cold milky embrace, would be nice with this heat Whiteouts: 526
Anonymous
time to see if I can get the madame x cheese cutscene
>>54090864 why not embrace the heat by cuddling in Tesla’s arms
Anonymous
>>54090872 >this mistake again +1 to bump limit
no contribution
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>>54090872 >>54090880 Fun fact: You can beat Madame X by making her Yveltal hit a Pokemon with Cursed body, It will literally kill itself via struggle very quickly.
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>>54090883 >>54090893 oh uh one quick question
is there a brief moment outside of a cutscene where I can swap abilities before the yveltal fight
Anonymous
I know they have like canon brain damage but it's impressive that she still kept being a fucking retard afterwards compared to the Adam and Val.
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
i have no fucking words
ice scales fucking regice
really
Whiteouts: 529
>>54090799 what's even left for you?
zetta, hazuki, geara and saki? maybe the doppelganger fight?
good luck
>>54090857 >can't just settle down in the dorm with aelita and amber jan has to fucking know at this point.
Anonymous
>>54090835 Considering her team that's insanely low.
>>54090864 That fight is a bitch. Try a tyranitar lead with a good ghost that can hit hard with priority moves.
Anonymous
>>54090925 he made the dorms have uncomfortable single occupant beds and included a line of NPC dialog specifically to cockblock the player so there’s no opportunity for tomboy handholding
Anonymous
>>54090921 Nope, Because this game hates you.
>>54090924 There was literally no hint towards Adam being a faggot before the visorniggers got to him, He was fairly stoic and one note. Then out of nowhere he became a hyper faggot. I guess Saki's Jewish vileness and Japanese autism are too ingrained in her head to get rid off.
Anonymous
>>54090925 >what's even left for you? Just the hardest fights in the base game.
>the doppelganger fight I'm making a bet right now that it's been changed into a gauntlet against all the souls.
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>>54090933 Wouldn't fuck in the dorms anyway.
Maybe the locker room.
Anonymous
>>54090950 Considering every single of the souls uses stacked teams with crazy and outright busted Pokemon like Magearna and other legendaries.....well....I am sorry for what you're about to endure Anon....
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I wanted to forget about this fucking thing. It gets a +2 to attack on this field and has extreme speed, and heat wave.
>>54090975 I hear the crowbar calling to me once again from the void.
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>>54091004 Neved lavadunk when?
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>>54091004 I love how every fucking fight in this game that forces you to fight in doubles has teams specifically designed to fuck your partner's team.
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
ohh my fucking goooooooood
CARMELAAAAA BRING THE LOOOAAAAAFFF
Whiteouts: 534
>>54090921 only way is an ability capsule
>>54090929 i've tried that and all that happens is the gardevoir just focus blasts it and oneshots
or, if i invest into special defense, the empoleon wins on the followup
>>54090950 >>54090975 ?????????
you've got to be fucking shitting me
that doesn't even make SENSE
also, try not to spoil pls
though, i guess it doesn't really matter at this point
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>>54091004 only took two tries
>>54091018 I wish those two got more screentime together
Anonymous
so cursed body does not work with decimation
Anonymous
>>54091037 >no sturdy pokemon >no sashes >nothing with endure goddamnit
i’m not counting this
still annoyed that I need a jihadbird lead to tank the 4 struggles
Anonymous
>>54091014 >i've tried that and all that happens is the gardevoir just focus blasts it and oneshots I worded it poorly. You switch the tyranitar out for the ghost type to dodge the attack, then you ideally kill the gardevoir in one hit.
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Fuck the jews caught us
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quads for very important bird
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>>54091108 damnit
off by 3
here’s a knockoff woot in the meantime
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>>54091127 The autism runs in the family
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Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
i'm actually just fucking done
i'm so fucking sick of this shitty fight taking 10 minutes per attempt even with trying to play more offensively with
>>54091048 and i'm also just done with this shitty hack
i've gotten through literally 2 fights this thread and even though that's due to other playthroughs i'm so fucking done with fights taking fucking forever
i'm not going to stop but i'm done with trying to 'figure out' fights organically when they stack this much garbage against you
if i can't win in the next 10 attempts i'm going to look up a video guide
Whiteouts: 540
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and then my character faints from watching numerous aura sphere misses (that move ignores accuracy checks) combined with lethal cutscene retardation
Anonymous
Zetta don't leave, I was actually enjoying the game again.
>>54091176 This hack takes so much out of you as you go through it. Every other fight requiring you to change your team, every major fight requiring very specific counters, the constant bullshit with the hack just ignoring it's own rules, or obfuscating information from you. There's so many issues with this hack that it makes sense that it was made on a fucking discord server.
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
yeah, I'm done
fuck you game
you successfully filtered me
I have no idea how this was massively harder than every preceding boss (well, I do) but it succeeded
suck my fucking dick
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>>54091220 I don't mind changing out teams for every major fight, since it's at least it's quick
Everything else is just so intensely obnoxious and aggressively retarded game design that I have no idea how the modder didn't think for two seconds, "wait a second, this fucking sucks and I need to scrap it all"
I've mentioned it before in these threads but even in 'hard' games like Super Meat Boy or Dark Souls, they are still at least designed like 'games', while they have their fair share of stupid shit it feels like the player can reasonably respond well against almost anything under any circumstance, and with better play you can eventually succeed, with the gameplay loops feeling quick and snappy
And in fact, the very same applies to 90% of basegame Rejuvenation
It's just so hopelessly depressing to watch me use a strat I know should work using 5 Pokemon very good on this field and then lose to a crit or due to fucking up one switch late in the fight or a freeze or coverage I didn't know about or a mon I didn't know about
It's just not fun
Anonymous
>>54091245 groudon with form set to 1
Anonymous
>>54091245 Kaizo rom hacks were a fucking mistake
Anonymous
so wagie about that reborn multi-LP consider putting it off until fucking august 10 or some bullshit because the janitors are extra gay and retarded today see the second image about jannies in the mega folder for more info
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>>54091245 Dude you've been through enough, snap this shit in half.
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So this is the turbo nigger I heard about..
Anonymous
I just want to cuddle with Aelita and have her hug me, kiss me, and keep me company shame it’s completely illegal according to Jan
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
even WITH stealing ideas i still can't win
i mean i can, i just need some more finetuning
but i don't know EV spreads, and thus her AI just does wildly different things than the videos i'm looking at
that's the problem with this fight
sometimes she'll do this, sometimes she'll do that, sometimes she'll do something else, sometimes she'll send out a mon she's not supposed to, sometimes she won't use a move that's good against me, other times she will be but in very certain circumstances
i'm just going fucking insane
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>>54091248 my nigger in christ there's 500 speed 500 special attack icemons out here spamming 100% acc blizzards, that shit will die in 2 secs
>>54091298 even kaizo hacks don't get this bad
radical reddit, yes, radical reddit with its multi-uber champion team is a joke compared to this
at least radical reddit stays mostly legal with its sets
>>54091302 oh shit
uhh, i guess musk wouldn't be able to do 13.5 if it drops anytime soon either
i guess i can take over for a while and do urmumium or whatever lurkers want, we can always save reborn til after musk does 13.5
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We're currently sitting at a 45 on the "It's over" meter.
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>>54091448 try to mod in - wait nevermind this hack maker won’t give us the PBS
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That's cool but I really don't care.
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
like the beginning of this fight is just nonsense the person who did this video used tyranitar and scizor to lead the gardevoir HAS focus blast, but CHOOSES not to use it, and thus you can brick break/kill it with scizor WHY? why does it not use focus blast? in another video, i saw someone using a strat similar to what i started with (toxapex sets up toxic spikes, lapras/walrein stall) and the gardevoir again just uses aurora veil despite the fact it was using psyshock on mine i just don't FUCKING get it
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Jean and Jan are pretty close in name...
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>>54091472 jihadarceus
zacian-crowned
Anonymous
>>54091472 Yeah, most fights boil down to abusing the ai.
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the worst fight i've ever done in any pokemon game.
until we get to crowbar, at least
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>>54091497 i would agree, but usually when you manipulate the AI it's in ways that make sense
here you just do something random and then the AI does something random so you just keep fiddling until it does something in your favor
probably the worst designed piece of shit i've seen in some time
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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well, at least i get to 'enjoy' this cutscene
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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just shut the fuck up erin just shut the fuck up
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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>>54090975 Seems like you're wrong. I only had to beat one, maybe that's in a new version.
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DIE BITCH i don't even care about anju's cold milkers anymore just get rid of them at this point i like how the most evil characters in this game (geara, melanie, and vitus) have all put up the worst fights, and their evil roughly correlates to how difficult they were
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>>54091577 "Owari da". -Damien
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obligatory ren is gay screenshot
though as said before, ren wouldn't be able to even get sex from men
>>54091578 that's somewhat of a relief
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this is the most uncomfortable house i've ever seen bitch literally has one wooden chair parked right in front of the front door with the TV slapped in front who the fuck watches TV like this. dumb bitch even has a fucking couch too
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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i forgot this was an actual boss fight for whatever reason
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
well, this fight isn't really notable she uses a few weak ghost types, lead pulse3 masquerain (i guess with sash) to try and set sticky webs, and trevenant if it weren't for the pulse3 i don't think this would even have been changed from regular intense Whiteouts: 571 albeit
Anonymous
>>54091634 rapid spin alolan sandslash with shadow claw?
Anonymous
College is a scam: the chapter God make it stop..
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Oh cool I made walking trash
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
actually a bit trickier than i first thought but nothing bad
Whiteouts: 572
>>54091649 nah, i just used sucker punch spam
i'm actually pretty sad there hasn't been more opportunities to use snowsneed this playthrough
just because he's often not strong enough to plow through the illegal defense EVs or isn't specifically tailored to beat the bullshit combos
>>54091656 it's DEEP social commentary chud
just like at the end of the chapter you'll also learn that rich people are...le bad
unless they're teenage japanese girls in which case they're le GOOD
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oh no it's the return of the Relevant Characters
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>>54091674 oh right I forgot sandslash wasn’t buffed to counter the ridiculous powercreep
Anonymous
I don't feel like playing this shit anymore.
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
what's the point of having the dittos stalk us if you're just going to stalk us yourself
>>54091684 you don't have to win that in the normal game, i assume the same is true for this
but the suggester a few threads back did mention that beating the fight gave you a good reward iirc
either way, not worth it
Anonymous
At least she's still adorable...
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time to take 200 more attempts to beat a fight fucking christ
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
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oh wow, they actually justified the "several people are standing around but only one person that the player controls fights" shit i mean not well, but they did justify it
Anonymous
>>54091693 That is quite the reward, to bad it's still not worth it.
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
i really, really fucking hate this hack
Whiteouts: 573
>>54091721 i guessed as much, actually
i wonder what constitutes 'weak', just low BST?
Anonymous
>>54091728 No clue, I'll try it out on a couple of pokemon. Honestly if it didn't lock mega evolution I might have even went back to win that fight.
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>>54091705 I want to run my fingers through Amber’s soft crimson hair as her fiery eyes stare cutely at my smiling face
>>54091721 >>54091728 whatever it is, it’s too little, too late
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>auto-perma trick room >negative speed EVs babe get up it's time for the dick filtering section
>>54091739 i might try and win the fight for the fuck of it
i'm already going to try the crowbar so what's one more awful 6v12
Anonymous
hang on does anyone know any iphone apps that could be used to play essentials games on the go
Anonymous
Please don't give me hope
Vagrant Dos !!jFV8SjIrokx
fuck it
i'm already really annoyed
i'll do this shit tomorrow
will start early so thread doesn't die
>>54091777 checked
there isn't, just jailbreak your phone and install joiplay
>>54091780 where's the option to team up with the 'villains' who are doing things that the player would absolutely love to do
Anonymous
>Team Xen has good people you know! >Also we're going to end the world just cause >>54091808 We'll add the kill Saki option in the mod.
The question is who would replace Saki to give us the badge if we let her die?
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>>54091823 easy
just have her die after she’s put in the body transfer machine thing due to a coincidental power issue that doesn’t affect any of the actually normal people also in that machine
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>>54091448 when the reborn multi-LP does happen, who’s excited for half the players to run around with the funny chicken starter
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What the fuck?
Anonymous
Been a year I haven't played Rejuvenation, did the game get a big update recently? Kinda bored and I'm thinking about doing a new game.
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>>54091896 >been a year no the game has not been updated since then
v13.5 is coming out within a few months (lol) so just wait for that
Anonymous
>>54086605 how about we post sandshrews until image limit
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What an acid trip
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so who’s going to bake new bread
Anonymous
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NEW THREAD
>>54092082 >NEW THREAD >>54092082 NEW THREAD
>>54092082 >NEW THREAD >>54092082 NEW THREAD
>>54092082 >NEW THREAD >>54092082 Jan