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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:36:26 No.54089945 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>54090140 >>54090170 >>54090252

That's not funny. That's fucking bullshit, MOM. I know people who fucking died in that shit!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:49:35 No.54089989 Report

Quoted By: >>54089996 >>54090017 >>54090461

>cooking a burger in the oven

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:52:20 No.54089996 Report

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>>54089989
It's Japan. They also make their burgers without cheese, and they use rice instead of bread for the buns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:57:40 No.54090017 Report

Quoted By: >>54090027

>>54089989
>Oven
Have you ever seen a stove?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 20:59:59 No.54090027 Report

Quoted By: >>54090035 >>54090304 >>54090339

>>54090017
>cooking a burger on a stove
>cooking a burger on anything but a charcoal grill
Also, do you see a burger on that stove? 'Cause I don't. Therefore it must be in the oven.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 21:01:47 No.54090035 Report

Quoted By: >>54090045

>>54090027
>Put pan on the stove
>Pan heats and the burger is cooked
I forgot you americans need instructions for everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 21:03:05 No.54090045 Report

Quoted By: >>54090112

>>54090035
I see no pan. Just two unlit burners. If there were a pan you'd see a handle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 21:21:59 No.54090112 Report

Quoted By: >>54090119

>>54090045
>two unlit burners
Those are the burgers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 21:24:28 No.54090119 Report

Quoted By: >>54090211

>>54090112
Ah, of course. The traditional poor man's hibachi burger method.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 21:27:28 No.54090129 Report

Quoted By: >>54090198

I don't know how you guys got where you are but, this thread defines autism

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 21:31:00 No.54090140 Report

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>>54089945

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 21:36:11 No.54090170 Report

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>>54089945
You're telling me you've never tried the 9/11 burger?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 21:41:22 No.54090198 Report

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>>54090129
And that's a good thing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 21:44:44 No.54090211 Report

Quoted By: >>54090288

>>54090119
>volcano burger
Checks out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 21:45:13 No.54090215 Report

Quoted By: >>54090220

Mr. 9/11 Beard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 21:46:00 No.54090220 Report

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>>54090215
>gets the strongest Explosion in the game
What did Gamefreak mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 21:51:26 No.54090252 Report

Quoted By:

>>54089945
I smile whenever a romhack does this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:01:00 No.54090288 Report

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>>54090211
>pic
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:04:09 No.54090304 Report

Quoted By: >>54090322

>>54090027
>charcoal
You are just as bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:07:22 No.54090320 Report

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>Not being an absolute menace to society and commiting war crimes on a daily basis by cooking burgers in an air fryer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:07:28 No.54090322 Report

Quoted By: >>54090333 >>54090385

>>54090304
What else would you use? Wood?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:10:28 No.54090333 Report

Quoted By: >>54090385

>>54090322
He probably only uses grills that run on clean burning Propane™

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:12:10 No.54090339 Report

Quoted By: >>54090345

>>54090027
People that can't cook say the dumbest shit sometimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:13:33 No.54090345 Report

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>>54090339
Yeah. For example earlier today some retard was talking about how they think it's acceptable to cook a burger on a kitchen stove.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:25:49 No.54090385 Report

Quoted By: >>54090400

>>54090322
See>>54090333
Propane grills are so much better

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:28:51 No.54090400 Report

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>>54090385
They're more convenient. If you want a smoky flavor then charcoal is the way to go, but honestly, you're better off just using liquid smoke flavor, and there is literally nothing wrong with that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:32:53 No.54090409 Report

Quoted By: >>54090413 >>54090444

>propane grills are better
Better for making flavorless burgers and exploding and killing you maybe..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:34:54 No.54090413 Report

Quoted By: >>54090419

>>54090409
You're being disingenuous here, and besides, unless you go full survivalist ooga booga caveman and gather tinder to light your charcoal, you're likely going to be using a fire starter and propane torch to light it anyways. You're still using propane with coal fired grills, just with extra steps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:36:05 No.54090419 Report

Quoted By: >>54090423 >>54090444

>>54090413
It takes literally 2 minutes to cut up a paper bag and use it as tinder to start the coals..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:37:18 No.54090423 Report

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>>54090419
it takes 3 seconds to douse that same coal in propane fire starter and lighting a match. It takes a single second to simply turn on a propane grill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:38:20 No.54090429 Report

Quoted By: >>54090438 >>54090444

I said charcoal was tastier, not faster. If you want speed just eat a hot pocket..

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:39:52 No.54090438 Report

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>>54090429
>tastier
Just add liquid smoke, its literally the same thing but without any of the carcinogens. No coal required.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:41:14 No.54090444 Report

Quoted By:

>>54090409
>>54090419
>>54090429
>..
Kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:48:22 No.54090461 Report

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>>54089989
Have you never had steamed hams before?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:48:38 No.54090462 Report

Quoted By: >>54090469

>its literally the same thing
Might as well say that tofu burgers taste the same, you absolute tastelet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:51:20 No.54090469 Report

Quoted By: >>54090483

>>54090462
But it is you moron, its literally oil extract from wood smoke. Same flavorants and everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:54:24 No.54090483 Report

Quoted By: >>54090491

>>54090469
Using that logic you can just put the patty in the microwave, cover it in "liquid smoke" and it would be the same. It's obviously not. The higher temperature of the coal fire and the real smoke cook the burger in a different way than using smoke sauce and propane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 22:56:49 No.54090491 Report

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>>54090483
Of course it wouldn't be the same, because its cooked in a fucking microwave. you're being disingenuous here. If you cook patties on a propane grill with liquid smoke, it takes just as good as coal cooked patties. And hell, you might not even want smokey flavor on your burgers anyways since thats also mostly up to taste. I'm done wasting my time with you cooklets.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 23:01:22 No.54090499 Report

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>you might not even want smokey flavor on your burgers anyways since thats also mostly up to taste
Yeah and I guess you can just use vegan "cheese" on the burger and turkey meat instead of 73% lean beef too. I bet you think skim milk is equally valid compared to whole milk too you fucking p-zombie. You are the reason all our food has filler and mouse fæces in it nowadays.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 23:02:53 No.54090503 Report

Quoted By: >>54090517 >>54090722

Real talk; which Pokemon would make the best burger meat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Jul 2023 23:07:27 No.54090517 Report

Quoted By:

>>54090503
Probably Snorlax. They have high fat content and barely move, so they'd have very soft and juicy meat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Jul 2023 00:02:26 No.54090722 Report

Quoted By:

>>54090503
Ditto

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Jul 2023 00:15:55 No.54090772 Report

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You guys aren't thinking like an overworked Japanese man who hasn't had a home cooked meal since he moved out of his mother's, and had to ask the secretary what a "kitchen" is. Clearly they use the miniaturization tech from pokeballs to put a combination charcoal/propane/cyndaquil grill inside the oven for their bulbameat burgers which count as both meat and vegan.

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