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>>54106627
>because their waste byproduct is expelled through use of their special moves
If that the case, then home come they still need to eat through their mouths? Couldn't they also simply digest food via special moves?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 09:44:54 No.54106634 Report

Quoted By: >>54107110

>>54106627
the Mulch lady in DPP and Darumaka's dex entry have more canon validity than some rando on StackExchange

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 11:44:04 No.54106948 Report

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>>54105694
Why are you reading those, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 11:49:33 No.54106973 Report

Quoted By: >>54107529

>>54105634
This is why being a trainer instead of a pokemon will always be superior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 12:28:45 No.54107110 Report

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>>54106634
Gf is wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 14:36:04 No.54107529 Report

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>>54106973
Wouldn't being a physic type allow you to control your trainer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 14:40:54 No.54107556 Report

Quoted By: >>54107650 >>54108315

>>54106627
The people who unironically belive this also think eggs come from the stork or some shit. Aka: literal, brain dead retards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 14:55:03 No.54107637 Report

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>>54106627
Reminder that there is a quest in USUM where you pick up Pokémon shit in a mall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 14:57:34 No.54107650 Report

Quoted By: >>54108760 >>54110547

>>54107556
It is retards that hate pokefuckers so much they want pokemon to be asexual, and not even have a fucking anus to shit from because "oh no they will be fucked by evil coomers!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 15:04:25 No.54107694 Report

Quoted By: >>54108341 >>54109123 >>54109179

>>54104376
>the most sexual designs for on-model feral pokemon ever made
>C&D'd
>new safe OC designs aren't a tenth as sexually appealing as the original ones
we only life to suffer

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 17:15:51 No.54108315 Report

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>>54107556
but storks lay eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 17:21:55 No.54108341 Report

Quoted By: >>54108353

>>54107694
>on-model
did you reply to the wrong post or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 17:24:18 No.54108353 Report

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>>54108341
Aside being fluffier all of the designs are pretty much 1:1 with their pokedex ones, I don't get what you mean.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 17:29:15 No.54108376 Report

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>>54108353

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 19:10:48 No.54108760 Report

Quoted By: >>54108780

>>54107650
Haha seething pokefucker hands wrote this post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 19:15:07 No.54108780 Report

Quoted By: >>54110155

>>54108760
just because you say seething doesn't mean retards are actually seething, pathetic zoomer

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 20:18:23 No.54109013 Report

Quoted By: >>54109065 >>54110182

Just to spite everyone I am going to fuck my Vaporeon in her ass, where she poops waste byproducts of her consumed food from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 20:22:29 No.54109037 Report

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>>54105634
Didn't Eevee have no gender dimorphism up until recently? OP pic mught be old

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 20:23:41 No.54109045 Report

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>>54106627

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 20:29:23 No.54109065 Report

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>>54109013
That's pretty based of you. I think I'm gonna do the same to my Vaporeon

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Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 20:34:02 No.54109089 Report

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>>54106627
Google also brings up this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 20:41:10 No.54109118 Report

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>54107694
are you talking about the sam and deadly sins one, or some other one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 20:42:17 No.54109123 Report

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>>54107694
Which artist are you talking about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Jul 2023 20:50:05 No.54109179 Report

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>>54107694
Yeah pretty sure this artist is still making stuff.

OE's author was C&D'd by Ninty. It was alright. "Cock as big as your body" is awful though. Not to mention his new designs suck ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 00:50:10 No.54110155 Report

Quoted By: >>54110187

>>54108780
Obviously it affects you on some level or you wouldn't be replying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 00:55:12 No.54110182 Report

Quoted By: >>54110184

>>54109013
>>54109065
I'm glad sodomites are 80 times more likely to die to STDs. It's what they deserve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 00:55:43 No.54110184 Report

Quoted By: >>54110531

>>54110182
Bro just use a Full Heal lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 00:56:10 No.54110187 Report

Quoted By: >>54110531

>>54110155
>le replying is caring
Last resort of shitty epic baiters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 02:14:16 No.54110531 Report

Quoted By: >>54110535 >>54110550

>>54110184
Full heal doesn't work on AIDS mate.
>>54110187
I'll go with my original comment. Yea you're seething since it goes against your sexual fantasies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 02:14:56 No.54110535 Report

Quoted By: >>54110594

>>54110531
AIDS doesn't exist in the Pokemon world. Only benevolent STDs that increase your stat gains.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 02:16:18 No.54110539 Report

Quoted By: >>54110590

>>54104376
kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 02:17:47 No.54110547 Report

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>>54107650
are you implying that people shouldn't hate pokéfuckers or that they aren't evil?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 02:18:31 No.54110550 Report

Quoted By: >>54110605

>>54110531
Sorry, but I just masturbated and your shitty bait didn't stop me from cooming.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 02:26:18 No.54110590 Report

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>>54110539
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 02:26:57 No.54110594 Report

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>>54110535
>AIDS doesn't exist in the Pokemon world
I'm glad you agree since it would be impossible to spread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 02:29:02 No.54110603 Report

Quoted By: >>54111388 >>54111528

>>54110594
No, it's more the fact that developers have stated that real-world issues like climate change, racism, and economic unrest don't exist.
Also, I'm pretty sure in a game where you can simply spray the shit out of serious battle injuries probably has concocted remedies for illnesses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 02:29:25 No.54110605 Report

Quoted By: >>54110610 >>54110692

>>54110550
Coomers like yourself will kill themselves if they ever become a Pokemon. Good riddance if you ask me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 02:30:29 No.54110610 Report

Quoted By: >>54110726

>>54110605
How would one "kill themselves"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 02:39:57 No.54110645 Report

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>>54105694
Somebody upload the Dungeonitis comic please.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 02:44:20 No.54110658 Report

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nvm I found it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 02:51:37 No.54110692 Report

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>>54110605
Horses can masturbate without hands. If they can, even more somebody with a bigger brain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 02:52:32 No.54110695 Report

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>>54110692
I mean, most animals are capable of licking their genitals.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 02:58:48 No.54110721 Report

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>>54110695
Then why would I kill myself?

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 02:59:50 No.54110726 Report

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>>54110721
I dunno. I'm asking the same question.
>>54110610

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 03:04:56 No.54110739 Report

Quoted By: >>54110882

>>54110726
I assume the response is that we wouldn't be able to cum, but well even dumb horses can masturbate, so I don't see the fucking problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 03:42:30 No.54110882 Report

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>>54110739
honestly if i couldn't cum, being a pokemon still seems like a better deal to me.

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 03:47:24 No.54110897 Report

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>>54110882
I would take a genital-less PMD world over this world in a heartbeat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 06:36:45 No.54111388 Report

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>>54110603
It's super AIDS sweaty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 08:06:36 No.54111528 Report

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>>54110603
>like climate change
I'm pretty sure chimate change was the entire point of Team Aqua and Team Magma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 08:14:03 No.54111540 Report

Quoted By: >>54111544 >>54111546

>>54110882
>get transformed into pokemon
>no sexual organs whatsoever
Given that it's largely a hormonal and a reproductive response, and you no longer need it nor have the biology for it upon becoming a Pokemon, wouldn't the problem of not cooming just fix itself by never really getting horny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 08:17:43 No.54111544 Report

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>>54111540
yeah it would, you'd be able to have pure affection and love with another rather than reproduction based lust

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 08:19:52 No.54111546 Report

Quoted By: >>54112014

>>54111540
You still would remember the feeling of orgasm, and you still would be aware that you would never be able to orgasm again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jul 2023 12:21:44 No.54112014 Report

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>>54111546
Who cares

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