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Quoted By: >>54112309 >>54112334 >>54113023
Hi, fellow Pokemon trainers!
Okay, let's get real about Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum (DPPt)! So, like, you know, there's some stuff about these games that's kinda meh, and we can't ignore it, right?
First things first, like, the gameplay - it's so slowww! Battles take forever, and exploring Sinnoh feels like watching a Slopoke nap. Ugh, can we just speed things up, please?
And OMG, Hidden Moves, aka HMs - don't even get me started! We're stuck with these moves, and they eat up our team slots, no thanks! We should be free to build our dream team, not be forced to carry deadweight Pokémon!
Now, the story - or lack of it. It's like, so not exciting! We want epic adventures, not a yawn-fest of repetitive plotlines. And don't even mention Team Galactic - they're so meh as villains, you know? We've seen way better baddies in other Pokémon games!
Oh, and the graphics! I mean, it's cool to be nostalgic, but DPPt visuals are like stuck in the past. Hello, we're in the 21st century! Give Sinnoh a proper makeover, everyone!
And wait, pacing issues! Navigating Mt. Coronet is a maze, and those HM puzzles are like, major roadblocks! Can't we just enjoy the adventure without all the hassle?
The post-game content is like, really bad.
The Battle Frontier - it's like an empty wasteland of battles! We were expecting a grand showdown, but all we got were tired old battles, leaving us yearning for more thrills and excitement. It's like a drama with no plot twist!
Contests? Ha! They promised glitz and glamour, but it was nothing more than a dull act! We wanted a dazzling spectacle, but what we got was a snooze fest.
Boring!
Okay, let's get real about Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum (DPPt)! So, like, you know, there's some stuff about these games that's kinda meh, and we can't ignore it, right?
First things first, like, the gameplay - it's so slowww! Battles take forever, and exploring Sinnoh feels like watching a Slopoke nap. Ugh, can we just speed things up, please?
And OMG, Hidden Moves, aka HMs - don't even get me started! We're stuck with these moves, and they eat up our team slots, no thanks! We should be free to build our dream team, not be forced to carry deadweight Pokémon!
Now, the story - or lack of it. It's like, so not exciting! We want epic adventures, not a yawn-fest of repetitive plotlines. And don't even mention Team Galactic - they're so meh as villains, you know? We've seen way better baddies in other Pokémon games!
Oh, and the graphics! I mean, it's cool to be nostalgic, but DPPt visuals are like stuck in the past. Hello, we're in the 21st century! Give Sinnoh a proper makeover, everyone!
And wait, pacing issues! Navigating Mt. Coronet is a maze, and those HM puzzles are like, major roadblocks! Can't we just enjoy the adventure without all the hassle?
The post-game content is like, really bad.
The Battle Frontier - it's like an empty wasteland of battles! We were expecting a grand showdown, but all we got were tired old battles, leaving us yearning for more thrills and excitement. It's like a drama with no plot twist!
Contests? Ha! They promised glitz and glamour, but it was nothing more than a dull act! We wanted a dazzling spectacle, but what we got was a snooze fest.
Boring!
