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/vp/ plays Pokemon Desolation: Pro Nuzlocker Edition

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LAST TIME:
>wagie needs to get his shit together bro
>we explore the worst city in any pokemon game ever made and also irl
>we do a bunch of shitty sidequests that involve lots of headbonking and brain damage
>we uncover the plot by the two evil teams to invade this shithole
>this leads us to our fourth (or fifth) wife, emily, so it's not all bad
>immediately after getting gangraped and kidnapped, we wake up to the most important battle yet
>to deprive connor of losing his virginity

RULES:
>this is a permadeath run. any fainted pokemon must be automatically released
>all decisions are made via GETs. triples outclass doubles outclass singles, etc.

Whiteouts: 1
Released mons: 18
Badges: 3

TALLY OF ATROCITY:
Pokemon ordered to attack trainer directly: 6
Confirmed deaths: 5
Hmphs: 21

Previous Threads: https://rentry.org/vp-plays
/vp/ plays MEGA folder (contains writefaggotry, art, screenshot spam, and extras): https://mega.nz/folder/YR9mUALL#z6LqTPdLLSfCvC_XylDKXg
Place where lurkers can submit shit for handholding kino: https://mega.nz/filerequest/QiKdiJPXAXw

What is this?
>Pokemon Desolation, probably the best of the 'Rebornclones'
>expect a plot full of a few actually decent characters and sensical storybeats, which is light years ahead of the other 2
>but don't worry, it's still got its share of terrible OCs, schizo shit and cringekino for us to enjoy