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Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 07:35:55 No.54230049 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>54230072 >>54230076 >>54230080 >>54230361 >>54230399 >>54230490 >>54230796 >>54232206 >>54232243 >>54232264 >>54232565 >>54233336 >>54233382 >>54233952 >>54234724 >>54238902

Who the fuck buys a wiglett plushie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 07:36:21 No.54230052 Report

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your mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 07:42:40 No.54230072 Report

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>>54230049
Horny girls and boys that's who.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 07:44:36 No.54230076 Report

Quoted By: >>54230802

>>54230049
Your mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 07:46:02 No.54230080 Report

Quoted By: >>54230137 >>54230284 >>54233398

>>54230049
These things are gonna go in so many holes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 08:04:43 No.54230137 Report

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>>54230080
Hot
Watch it sell out FAST lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 08:54:43 No.54230284 Report

Quoted By: >>54230402

>>54230080
plushie = soft
soft things can't go in holes anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 09:19:28 No.54230341 Report

Quoted By: >>54230450 >>54230652 >>54233382

TPC wants your kids to play with this toy
Is the company secretly align with them?

Marioipod13 !!VK5RQYuo7rr

Marioipod13 !!VK5RQYuo7rr Thu 10 Aug 2023 09:30:21 No.54230361 Report

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>>54230049
Eeeeew, I just realized Wiglett looks like an enlongated penis. Why is Game Freak designing Pokemon that look like this?

Gen 8 is not off the hook either, Cinderace looks like it's kicking someone in the testicles. Its Pyro Ball move in particular looks like it's kicking a flaming extracted testicle at the opponent, and it's DISGUSTING!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 09:45:15 No.54230399 Report

Quoted By: >>54230436

>>54230049
? You buy it so that you can attach it your Lucario or Garde plushie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 09:46:48 No.54230402 Report

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>>54230284
People can make it hard. They can rub all sorts of shit one it to make it hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 10:03:41 No.54230436 Report

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>>54230399
I will now buy your merchandise

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 10:08:27 No.54230450 Report

Quoted By: >>54232158 >>54236810 >>54237215 >>54237331

>>54230341
>rampant usage of BMWF pairings in the games and anime
>soulless corposhit designs for their TCG animation
>Worlds trailer lack of white males
>and now TPCi selling phallic toys to kids
yeah it's all coming together.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 10:23:06 No.54230490 Report

Quoted By: >>54230536 >>54230799 >>54233382

>>54230049
say it to my fucking face

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 10:39:27 No.54230536 Report

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>>54230490
This picture is blurry. Get yourself a better lens. One that will never have blur from .03m to 3m at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 11:28:14 No.54230652 Report

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>>54230341
>10 1/4 inches

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 11:36:24 No.54230674 Report

Quoted By: >>54230789

BIG WHITE COCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 12:24:32 No.54230789 Report

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>>54230674
False advertisement. BWC is a myth

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 12:26:41 No.54230796 Report

Quoted By: >>54230819

>>54230049
I bought a Dratini one which is kinda similar i guess because its silly and cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 12:26:59 No.54230799 Report

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>>54230490
please do not molest the wiglett, femanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 12:27:37 No.54230802 Report

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>>54230076
tpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 12:34:17 No.54230819 Report

Quoted By: >>54232356

>>54230796
Dratini is anything but phallic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 12:49:46 No.54230859 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 17:32:57 No.54232127 Report

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too soft

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 17:36:55 No.54232158 Report

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>>54230450
mutt's law

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 17:45:39 No.54232206 Report

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>>54230049
Asian females do because it reminds them of what they want the most in life aka BWC

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 17:53:09 No.54232243 Report

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>>54230049
Japanese girls love the BWC

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 17:56:45 No.54232264 Report

Quoted By: >>54232271 >>54232289

>>54230049
I'm loving the articles being published on this and some of the reactions on social media, lol. There's no way TPC didn't know this would happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 17:58:27 No.54232271 Report

Quoted By: >>54232281 >>54232297

>>54232264
Links?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 18:00:11 No.54232281 Report

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>>54232271
Zeldas only.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 18:01:45 No.54232289 Report

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>>54232264
I’m not sure, I’d believe TPCi is out of touch enough to just think “haha long diglett is longgggg” and nothing past that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 18:02:55 No.54232297 Report

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>>54232271
All you have to do is a Google search for wiglett plush and it's pretty much all right there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 18:15:10 No.54232356 Report

Quoted By: >>54232488

>>54230819
it's 3d model is

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 18:39:49 No.54232488 Report

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>>54232356
You have brain rot from too much porn bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 18:55:00 No.54232565 Report

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>>54230049
Yo mama

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 21:32:36 No.54233336 Report

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>>54230049
>let's make diglett longer, color it white, and pretend it's a new pokemon!
convergent evolutions were a mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 21:41:08 No.54233382 Report

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>>54230341
>>54230049
>>54230490
I unironically want one not gonna lie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 21:43:51 No.54233398 Report

Quoted By: >>54233444 >>54233947 >>54233956 >>54236672

>>54230080
The polyester of the plush would dry up your holes and you could die. I had to go to hospital and get a professional enema for sitting on my Embroar plush's arm and drying out my asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 21:52:22 No.54233444 Report

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>>54233398
...Huh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 23:35:32 No.54233947 Report

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>>54233398
Post bussy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 23:37:08 No.54233952 Report

Quoted By: >>54235053 >>54237246

>>54230049
>wiglett got a plushie before minior got any official merch at all
WHY WONT YOU MARKET HIM
HE'S BEEN A GOOD BOY AND COULD EASILY BE MADE INTO A BILLION DIFFERENT TOYS OR KEYCHAINS N SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Aug 2023 23:38:22 No.54233956 Report

Quoted By: >>54235065

>>54233398
Why did you put your bare asshole on an Emboar plushie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Aug 2023 01:39:45 No.54234724 Report

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>>54230049
BIG WHITE SUBTERRANEAN CHRISTIAN TYRANOSAURUS REX JURASSIC WHITE COCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Aug 2023 02:21:50 No.54235053 Report

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>>54233952
Who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Aug 2023 02:22:52 No.54235065 Report

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>>54233956
Its the only logical thing to do

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Aug 2023 07:11:20 No.54236672 Report

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>>54233398
Did you actually explain to the hospital staff what happened, or did you just act like a clueless fuck, leaving them to treat you based on symptoms alone?
You reaaaaally need to control yourself better when you get horny, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Aug 2023 07:43:49 No.54236810 Report

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>>54230450
At least the plush is white

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Aug 2023 09:28:31 No.54237215 Report

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>>54230450
>rampant usage of BMWF pairings in the games and anime
You're the same kind of person that thinks most anime characters are literally European so your opinion can be safely discarded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Aug 2023 09:34:33 No.54237246 Report

Quoted By: >>54238875

>>54233952
I'm honestly more surprised Klefki has been marketed like this only one time even though he's the fucking keychain Pokemon. It'd be like if they made a Pokemon that's explicitly just a plushie, and then only produce a plushie of it once in a limited print run. Simply baffling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Aug 2023 09:47:00 No.54237293 Report

Quoted By: >>54238853

on one hand i want one so badly on the other i cant make it fuck my pussy cause its a plush. like the most i can do is freaking hold the wiglett bwc plush. yeah i guess im not getting it cause i already own too much plushy shit anyway and i cant do anything w it. not even mentioning how weird its gonna be if someone sees that phallic shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Aug 2023 09:54:53 No.54237331 Report

Quoted By: >>54240635

>>54230450
There's only actual BMWF pairing in Pokemon is Peony and his wife. Iscan is just a brown Asian

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Aug 2023 15:33:01 No.54238853 Report

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>>54237293
>not even mentioning how weird its gonna be if someone sees that phallic shit.
TPC doesn't seem to think so
>this long Poké Plush version of the Garden Eel Pokémon is ready to stand tall as part of your plush collection, perched on your couch, coffee table, or bookshelf.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Aug 2023 15:37:51 No.54238875 Report

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>>54237246
They already did that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Aug 2023 15:42:14 No.54238902 Report

Quoted By: >>54240626

>>54230049
How long until someone actually makes a usable, silicon dildo based off of Wiglett? If you know how, they're not that hard to make, just take a lot of material. I'm genuinely surprised a "fantasy toy" company hasn't made a "legally distinct" Diglet or Wiglett dong yet.Or Dugtrio if you like double/triple penetration.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Aug 2023 19:30:46 No.54240626 Report

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>>54238902
After all the attention the Wiglett plush has garnered, it wouldn't surprise me if this happened, lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Aug 2023 19:31:41 No.54240635 Report

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>>54237331
Peony is a paki though

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