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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 00:35:29 No.54303811 View View Reply Original Report

>What's your favorite eeveelution?
>Vaporeon.
>HAHA DID YOU KNOW THAT IN TERMS OF-
Or
>You're a pokephile
Sigh... she will forever be ruined by that meme..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 00:37:17 No.54303830 Report

Quoted By: >>54306707

>>54303811
For me, it's Joltoen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 01:08:11 No.54304055 Report

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For me, it's blue raspberry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 02:06:02 No.54304515 Report

Quoted By: >>54306643

>>54303811
>ruined

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 02:07:47 No.54304529 Report

Quoted By: >>54306055 >>54312984

>>54303811
Blame Markiplier for introducing the pasta to his zoomer audience, blame zoomers for having shit taste in memes and not understanding that spamming the same unfunny shit will not make it any funnier

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 02:11:26 No.54304549 Report

Quoted By: >>54305158

>>54303811
My favorite is Sylveon, has been since its debut and I won't let degenerates ruin it for me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 03:59:02 No.54305158 Report

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>>54304549
remember when sylveon was the eevee sexo meme mon because of the whats wrong big boy image but that wasnt even nearly as widely known so people would at least shut up about it and it wasnt overused unfunny trash? yea.. miss that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 05:06:52 No.54305440 Report

Quoted By: >>54305473 >>54305545

>>54303811
>>You're a pokephile
Yes, so?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 05:13:39 No.54305473 Report

Quoted By: >>54305544 >>54306337

>>54305440
FURRIES LE BAD BECAUSE I AM STUCK IN LE 2007!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 05:31:20 No.54305544 Report

Quoted By: >>54305638

>>54305473
Furries were based in 2007. 2023 western furries are pure cancer. Only eastern furries remain sane.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 05:31:32 No.54305545 Report

Quoted By: >>54305555

>>54305440
I mean fuck I am but its so annoying, overused and awkward when "people" just bring it up every normal conversation, especially when its some public discord with the average member age of like 14, like shut up. people that make vaporeon copypasta jokes are probably all 14 themselves anyways (and if not then at least mentally).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 05:33:32 No.54305555 Report

Quoted By: >>54305644 >>54305696

>>54305545
Being in the same DiscordApp room as 14yo is enough to warrant "muh allegations", no matter how contrived it is. Quit from DiscordApp before it's too late.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 05:54:05 No.54305638 Report

Quoted By: >>54305808 >>54306996

>>54305544
lmao
pathetic cope
after trannies, what comes next is bestiality and obviously furshit, but cope all you want. it is funny to see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 05:55:09 No.54305644 Report

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>>54305555
Sorry I am not american. I don't fear le fbi knocking down my door.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 06:04:36 No.54305696 Report

Quoted By: >>54305728

>>54305555
unfortunately if your interests are video games, and at that a nintendo franchise its hard to find any big places that arent infested. and the fuck you mean by too late?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 06:06:39 No.54305707 Report

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>>54303811
What if you…liked it anyway and didn’t care what people said? That’s what I do. Vaporeon is my favorite too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 06:11:45 No.54305728 Report

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>>54305696
he is saying you are going to go to jail for hanging in discords with 14 year olds, because everybody in 4chan is automatically a groomer and if they come in contact with underaged retards, they will try to fuck them. Basically, he is a pedo projecting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 06:26:31 No.54305808 Report

Quoted By: >>54305820

>>54305638
???

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 06:29:39 No.54305820 Report

Quoted By: >>54305969

>>54305808
spain already started
https://www.europarl.europa.eu/doceo/document/E-9-2023-000756_EN.html

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 07:09:03 No.54305969 Report

Quoted By: >>54314349

>>54305820
It is legal to fuck aliens, tho?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 07:26:02 No.54306020 Report

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>>54303811
Admit it. You never saw it the same after the pasta

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 07:34:02 No.54306055 Report

Quoted By: >>54306066 >>54306071

>>54304529
>the sole reason for Fnaf popularity
>the sole reason for “pokrmon smash or pass” introducing millions of zoomers to this rabbit hole
>his brother is a big furry artist
He needs to repent at one point in his life, even then I can’t guarantee his salvation because the damage is already done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 07:37:59 No.54306066 Report

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>>54306055
>He needs to repent at one point in his life, even then I can’t guarantee his salvation because the damage is already done.
God's forgiveness is unlimited as long as the repentance is genuine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 07:38:55 No.54306071 Report

Quoted By: >>54306085 >>54306815

>>54306055
Not a fan of Markiplier, but Tom is based, been reading his comics for more than a decade

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 07:43:04 No.54306085 Report

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>>54306071

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 07:50:24 No.54306119 Report

Quoted By: >>54311812 >>54316343

>>54303811
Probably Espeon, I just imagine it would be a cool pet. It's relatively normal.
>Normal hair
>Doesn't shoot an element that could destoy a house
I think it also having psychic powers could be useful. It could help clean the house with it's powers. It's also a decent battler so it could guard you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 08:52:38 No.54306337 Report

Quoted By: >>54317723

>>54305473
Yiff in hell. Furries will not and never will be part of 4chan culture.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 10:52:54 No.54306643 Report

Quoted By: >>54306703

>>54304515
>be degenerate
>post smeargle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 11:14:36 No.54306703 Report

Quoted By:

>>54306643
Nah, man. Field egg group only

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 11:17:35 No.54306707 Report

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>>54303830
Frankly, the ONLY eeveelution where you might assume the person who likes it doesn't want to fuck it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 11:24:40 No.54306736 Report

Quoted By: >>54306804 >>54312631

i like these two

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 11:29:53 No.54306758 Report

Quoted By: >>54315175

For me it's Milkeon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 11:46:19 No.54306804 Report

Quoted By: >>54312631

>>54306736
matching color gang!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 11:51:11 No.54306815 Report

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>>54306071
I've always found it funny how the furry artist was the first one to get famous of the two, and was for a decade before Mark even began his career

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 11:51:18 No.54306816 Report

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Sylveon & Umbreon are actually cracked and I main them both in Unite lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 12:53:31 No.54306974 Report

Quoted By: >>54307787

I am a pokekisser

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 12:58:21 No.54306992 Report

Quoted By: >>54307014 >>54308303

>>54303811
>>HAHA DID YOU KNOW THAT IN TERMS OF-
>>You're a pokephile
>What does that mean?
>>Um.. well, it means um... you wanna fuck the Pokemon.
>That's fucking disgusting. What is wrong with you?
>>I- er- uh-
Problem (that only exists in your mind) solved. The mind of a normie Pokeymanz fan will never think that you want to fuck the Vaporeon just because it's your favorite. I know you do want to, but they don't need to know that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 12:59:14 No.54306996 Report

Quoted By: >>54307007

>>54305638
Typically it's the other way round. Someone finds furries, they see a cute little community that just likes cartoon animals, right? They join some Discords, follow some Twitter accounts. Then the grooming happens. Sickening shit, seeing it happen to someone you're close to. Completely fine individual, little autistic, likes trains. Now wears diapers to work and is gloating about buying a weird ball ring with a sheath on it. It's okay to have interests, just don't let them rule your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 13:01:40 No.54307007 Report

Quoted By: >>54307160

>>54306996
silly anon, what I meant is that furshit and bestiality will be legal soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 13:03:05 No.54307014 Report

Quoted By: >>54317747

>>54306992
Just call them zoophiles, it filters them out so fast, even works on /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 13:43:13 No.54307107 Report

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vaporeon was my favorite forever, loved it so much in pokemon red
i like leafeon a lot too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 14:02:22 No.54307160 Report

Quoted By:

>>54307007
>furshit
>will be legal soon
What the fuck does that mean? Liking shows with animals will be legal? Wearing costumes will be legal? It's all already legal.
Uplifting animals will be legal? GenModding yourself into human-animal hybrid will be legal? That's sci-fi stuff, tech is not there, so legality does not matter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 14:09:07 No.54307179 Report

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Kanto-colored Flareon, my beloved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 15:28:24 No.54307469 Report

Quoted By:

>>54303811
I likw Vaporeon because I often have a problem of finding a water type. I don't like most water types so I usually pick water starters and call it a day. But if I pick something else, and can't pick a good water type pokemon (i don't want gyarados in my team), I just say fuck it and go for vaporeon.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 16:35:38 No.54307787 Report

Quoted By:

>>54306974
VERILY CEASE THIS NONSENCE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 16:46:32 No.54307843 Report

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Third option: You're a Gofag and upset Vaporeon isn't good anymore

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 16:59:03 No.54307907 Report

Quoted By:

>>54303811
Leafeonchads rise up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 17:31:14 No.54308092 Report

Quoted By:

>>54303811
My favorite was always vaporeon anyways. It's the only one that does something interesting with the cross-elemental evolution concept

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 17:39:17 No.54308139 Report

Quoted By: >>54308732

>>54303811
>HP: 130
>Sp. Atk: 110

I'd like to take this time to remind people just how MEATY Vaporeon is
Not only do you get a great special attack and moves like Surf or Hydropump, people don't bring up how Vaporeon's highest stat is its massive HP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 18:03:49 No.54308303 Report

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>>54306992
clearly hasnt experienced this first hand yet. if you try to do a gotcha like that the usual response is stuff like "oh you dont want to know hehe" and "so cursed" etc playing it all cool as if they werent the one who brought it up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 19:15:07 No.54308732 Report

Quoted By:

>>54308139
Big meaty tail SEXO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 20:43:25 No.54309359 Report

Quoted By:

>>54303811
I just want my 5-star Vaporeon in Café Remix. ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 20:46:31 No.54309372 Report

Quoted By: >>54309489

>>54303811
>favorite Eeveelution?
It's Jolteon for me, but I like them all for their own reasons.
Sylveon is sitting square on the bottom list for me, but I still like it for what it's worth, with only Leafeon being second least favorite, but there's a distinct gap between the two.
I keep saying it's the ribbons that are doing it for me, but I'm pretty sure it's just how un-eeveelution-like its face is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 20:47:05 No.54309375 Report

Quoted By:

>>54303811
>she
yeah you're just pretending so people post lewds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 21:06:21 No.54309489 Report

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>>54309372
>The face
yes, exactly
i really like sylveon art when it's drawn more foxy, but a lot of art gives them this weird flat look and it's offputting

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 00:18:06 No.54310642 Report

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>>54303811
She's cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 00:32:42 No.54310712 Report

Quoted By: >>54311752

>>54303811
You think you have it rough?
>Oh you like Umbreon? Get fucked furry edgelord
I just like black cats because they're cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 03:31:49 No.54311752 Report

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>>54310712
>I just like black cats because they're cute.
Yeah plus I want to fuck them.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 03:43:48 No.54311812 Report

Quoted By: >>54316343

>>54306119
Espeon is my favorite too, but remember this mon is a cat. No shot it isn't knocking stuff on the highest shelves with it's psychic powers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 05:47:22 No.54312242 Report

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>>54303811
I like saying my favorite is vaporeon. Makes it very easy to determine whether someone is worth talking to or not based on their immediate response.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 07:56:11 No.54312631 Report

Quoted By: >>54314033

>>54306736
>>54306804
>that old kino SWF animation from Bamia

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 09:54:37 No.54312984 Report

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>>54304529
>blame zoomers for having shit taste in memes and not understanding that spamming the same unfunny shit will not make it any funnier
I really can't understate how much total zoomer death needs to happen for this alone, I could maybe excuse it if they weren't also the biggest unironic consoomers and moralscolds on the planet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 10:28:14 No.54313065 Report

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>Whats your favorite eeveelution?
>Vaporeon/Jolteon.
>HAHA DID YOU KNOW THAT IN TERMS OF (They will also just randomly say this for some reason. Grown people so its not just a teen thing weirdly.)
>Dont really react to it except with frustration if they do it again (which makes em think its funny to say it more yeah yeah) cause Im a pokephile for real but dont need others to know that.
>I ask what pokemon theyd marry or that I dont get why this text is such a meme cause vp is full of these types of texts.
>Some give me joke answers about the marriage questions and some give serious ones.
Idk normies are weird for talking about pokemon sex Im not gonna lie. Also kinda annoying cause on one hand I wanna talk about things I like but one the other its obvious thats not gonna happen unless you talk to a furry and those are insane/weirdly obsessed with porn only so no thanks man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 11:13:31 No.54313212 Report

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>>54303811
I like Vap.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 11:25:42 No.54313251 Report

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>>54303811
Flareon. It's base stats may be a total mess but it's cute enough for me to overlook that part. I'd gladly have it in my team even if it's just there for moral support

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 14:43:40 No.54314033 Report

Quoted By: >>54314137 >>54314561 >>54316379

>>54312631

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 15:02:49 No.54314137 Report

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>>54314033
abomination

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 15:43:10 No.54314349 Report

Quoted By:

>>54305969
They aren't real

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 16:34:32 No.54314561 Report

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>>54314033
Hot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 17:23:15 No.54314782 Report

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Cutereon

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 17:47:15 No.54314906 Report

Quoted By: >>54314980 >>54314988

I'm just here for the goods

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 18:01:11 No.54314980 Report

Quoted By: >>54314988

>>54314906
I know I'm the only Leafeon enjoyer in this thread but here you go Anon

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 18:02:04 No.54314988 Report

Quoted By: >>54315075

>>54314906
>>54314980
A new challenger appears

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 18:24:45 No.54315075 Report

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>>54314988
BIG. MEATY. PAWS!

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 18:47:42 No.54315175 Report

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>>54306758

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Anonymous Mon 21 Aug 2023 22:00:11 No.54316343 Report

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>>54311812
>>54306119
Based Espeon chads

lycanroc

lycanroc Mon 21 Aug 2023 22:05:15 No.54316379 Report

Quoted By:

>>54314033
I'm gonna have to ask for the source of your information

lycanroc

lycanroc Tue 22 Aug 2023 00:06:30 No.54317162 Report

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>>54303811
I like playing around the copypasta, even made am edit where vaporeon was the best in-land wanter type human predator & shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2023 01:50:42 No.54317723 Report

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>>54306337
4chan doesn't have a culture considering all the k-pop shit, vidaliajak identity politics spam, and porn site outsiders. Only alt chans (notably 7) have traces of old 4chan culture left.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Aug 2023 01:53:16 No.54317747 Report

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>>54307014
antishipper X raid post to destroy board culture

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