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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 01:55:23 No.54304450 View View Reply Original Report

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hey /vp/, I'm 34 and my wife left me after 18 years together to "live different things", should I learn Japanese and go find a waifu in Japan who also likes pokemon or kms?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 02:00:16 No.54304479 Report

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>>54304450
sure, whatever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 02:00:37 No.54304484 Report

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you should wander off into the woods and start your own pokemon adventure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 02:12:41 No.54304560 Report

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You need to go fuck someone that isn't the slut you got pregnant in high school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 02:25:13 No.54304628 Report

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begone normalfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 02:26:13 No.54304636 Report

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>>54304450
Commit suicide

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 02:34:17 No.54304695 Report

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>>54304450
If you can afford it
> make OKcupid
> match with bunch of Indonesian and Phillipina women using vpns to meet white guys
> go on a vacation to a country
> go on 12 first dates
> repeat until virgin bride

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 02:36:17 No.54304710 Report

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>>54304450
DId your wife ever tell you to do stuff you were not the most comofrtable with but showed you it was

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 03:26:49 No.54304996 Report

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>>54304710
Sexually? Yeah, once. She got a toy as awedding gift from one of the brides, it was a vibrator that you attach to your dick so it rubs the clit while you pound.

It's not sex-related, the thing is, I'm a simple man, I don't like leaving home, I like routine, doing the same things every day (like pokémon), tending to the garden, doing my job (I work from home), working out at my home gym. I don't travel, and that's something she likes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 03:28:02 No.54305002 Report

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>>54304996
What if it is not toys and it is just where you lay or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 03:30:00 No.54305014 Report

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>>54304996
Also my wife likes to travel too she is actually helping me learn this things to where we both can but I was scared

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 03:30:21 No.54305016 Report

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>>54304450

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 03:34:04 No.54305038 Report

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>>54304996
Can you tell me how many times your wife sat on you and did stuff in one day what was the normal amount it happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 03:36:20 No.54305046 Report

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>>54304450
give all your money out to your brothers here then go jump off a bridge

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 03:43:58 No.54305086 Report

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>>54305038
we had sex 1-2 times every 1-2 weeks
Not much, very normal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 03:59:40 No.54305160 Report

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>>54305086
What about like 2 times a day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 04:06:59 No.54305190 Report

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>>54305160
In our twenties very common. After 30+ not so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 04:09:36 No.54305204 Report

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you have been married since you were 16?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 04:12:41 No.54305221 Report

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>>54305204
OP sounds ESL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 04:13:45 No.54305226 Report

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>>54305190
Oh so you just sat there when you did not know and then you felt it and could not help it right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 04:18:11 No.54305250 Report

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I really hope this is bait. This can't be real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 04:19:59 No.54305257 Report

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>>54305250
It sounds pretty real he said it is very common.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 04:20:25 No.54305258 Report

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>>54305204
I think he's putting them dating and being married together

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 04:24:08 No.54305268 Report

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>>54305257
Then OP is a massive unironic cuckold.
Never thought I would meet one. His wife likely cheated on him every time she went out to buy the groceries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 04:29:11 No.54305283 Report

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>>54305268
I think his wife is always with him because he said they did stuff everyday and said it was common. I think this is just more proof that he is normal like other people here who had the same experience.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 04:33:07 No.54305302 Report

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No. You are a fat loser and you will never get any bitches again. You don’t even touch grass. If you want to get into pokemanz, go watch to the wood and play god with ants where no one can smell your stinky body of yours which you have not showered in like 10 years. Makes sense why you are this way because your dad left for milk 30 years ago. One last thing, Japan doesn’t have waifu’s irl and the fact that you use such s*y r*ddit terms proves that you will not survive a week in that cyberpunk consoom shithole. In short, you are a loser and you’ll never stick your xs diglett in a Cloyster of any kind anytime soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 04:37:00 No.54305319 Report

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>>54305302
pretty much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 04:39:32 No.54305330 Report

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>>54304450
>Who was Mr. Salvatore?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 04:50:59 No.54305376 Report

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>>54305257
Lmao, are you PL seeking advice because your wife Leaf rapes you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 04:53:18 No.54305390 Report

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>>54304450
Why would you ask these autists for advice?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 05:06:24 No.54305437 Report

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>>54304450
Think of it as your ex giving you permission to go chase younger women. You've already done the virgin wife thing, try something different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 05:16:04 No.54305486 Report

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>>54305204
Dating 16-28
Married 28-34

>>54305221
Yes

>>54305302
Not fat, bench more than you

>>54305390
Maybe someone here did make it. Also I like /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 06:33:53 No.54305843 Report

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ngl dating over 30 is fucked if you're like me and not interested in step-parenting. Though might as well learn Japanese because being bilingual is useful. Wish you all the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 06:41:12 No.54305870 Report

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>>54304996
sounds like you dodged a bullet and now you are free (I hope you dont have to pay here?). Also relationahips in a selfish world are overvalued.
Enjoy your life and do what you actually like without the need to always entertain somewho who themself doesnt contribute other than "i want to do what influencers told me was cool to do" or - "i need instagrammable pictures to show other people i dont care about that I am better"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Aug 2023 07:49:20 No.54306114 Report

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>>54304450
honestly i'm gonna 100% be real with you anon, it's over. just accept that from this point onward you're going to be alone for the rest of your life and try your best to make comfort with that fact. at least you got to have a wife and experience all those things, but it's over now.

>should I learn Japanese and go find a waifu in Japan who also likes pokemon or kms?
japan is a dystopian shithole and the women there aren't waifus, they're just as bad as any other woman.

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