>>54312446Diglitt. You would break the universe trying.
Shedinja. You would lose your soul before getting there.
Ghastly. You can't touch or hold down poisonous gas.
Rotom-Mow. Obvious reasons.
Spiritomb. It is just a rock. You can't fuck a rock.
Magnizone. Has no holes. It is just a magnet.
Unknown-!. unless you are gay.
Ninetails. You would get you cursed.
Onix/Steelix. Too big. Too hard. Impossible.
Kartana. You would destroy it with your penis before you got hard enough, or it would cut you a lot.