[5 / 2 / 3]
Quoted By: >>54319934 >>54320048
The story sucks dick and is gay as fuck. You get healed constantly. There are cutscenes where you drink gay drinks with your gay friends like it's some kind of Barbie girl power game. You can play dress up but guess what that's gay. Hmmm you can plant berries? Ooookay? Who gives a fuck? How many fuckin berries do you need? Just makes the game easier, boring, and gayer having a fuckton of berries in one spot like some low effort jeet shit. Just throw a bunch of berry patches in 1 area, fuck it. The whole game beyond retard-tier easy and 5-year-olds could already beat the other games, yet they made it even more beyond fucktarded easy. If you Google pokemon x and y one of the first results is why is x and y so easy. Graphics are shit. The bad guys look fucking retarded, the dialogue with them is boring and generic and the plot is stupid as fuck. They activate some weapon to destroy life then they just deactivate because you beat them lol then they die. Wow. It's like that whole aspect of the game was thought up in less than 1 minute. Plus it all feels completely low stakes because the game is so fucking easy. Your friends do nothing the whole time except look and act so fucking gay that you have to hate them unless you're some frail weird sheltered faggot. The fat fuck wants to make a dancing pokemon team? What the fuck? How the fuck can you like this gay as fuck shit? I hate how you just battle your gay as fuck fat, ginger midget and girl friends (and the girls are only friends with you because you're all gay) for fun then hug and say you love each other after each battle because every character in the game is a faggot retard. Imagine being on 4chan and unironically saying you like one of the softest fucking Barney Barbie dogshit games of all time.