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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2023 20:39:02 No.54348204 View View Reply Original Report

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What is the funniest Pokedex entry?

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2023 20:40:10 No.54348212 Report

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Darumaka’s droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm.

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2023 22:41:23 No.54348918 Report

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>It rides on the wind and slips into people's homes. After it has turned a room into a cotton-filled mess, it giggles to itself and takes off.

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2023 22:56:28 No.54349006 Report

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>>54348212
Is this the only canon mention of pokemon excrement aside Gary finding a fossilized pile of shit once?

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2023 22:58:48 No.54349015 Report

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>>54348204
The dex entry where Primape fucking dies.

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2023 23:06:46 No.54349066 Report

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Relicanth

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Anonymous Sat 26 Aug 2023 23:17:06 No.54349143 Report

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Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2023 00:49:14 No.54349663 Report

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these are the best

>Thanks to Mega Evolution, its child grows. But as the child is good only at fighting and nothing else, its mother feels uneasy about its future.

>Stories go that it grabs the hands of small children and drags them away to the afterlife. It dislikes heavy children.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2023 00:52:46 No.54349680 Report

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Either "the mushrooms tell the bug to bug off" or the Drifloon entries saying it steals children but hates fat kids.
>>54349006
No, they mention it in passing in Gen 4 regarding mulch ingreedients and Guzzlord's remarks it's the only pokémon observed to not leave scat. And there's a further side quest in Gen 7 where you clean up pokémon shit and feed it to a grimer.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2023 00:56:17 No.54349701 Report

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>>54349006
>Gary finding a fossilized pile of shit once?
When was Gary in Sinnoh?

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Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2023 02:13:10 No.54349926 Report

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>>54348204
Magikarp
> Sun: Although weak and helpless, this Pokémon is incredibly fertile. They exist in such multitudes, you’ll soon grow tired of seeing them.
>Moon: Its reckless leaps make it easy pickings for predators. On the bright side, many Pokémon enjoy longer life spans, thanks to Magikarp.
Drampa
>If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bully’s house and burn it to the ground.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2023 02:22:06 No.54349970 Report

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Based Drampa

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Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2023 02:33:30 No.54350029 Report

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>>54348204
This one is chuckle worthy

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Anonymous Sun 27 Aug 2023 02:47:10 No.54350075 Report

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Sun and Moon had issues but the Pokedex entries were 10/10.

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