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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 00:27:19 No.54367567 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>54367575 >>54367608 >>54367614 >>54369127 >>54369207 >>54369363 >>54369417 >>54371114 >>54371439

A-ARE THOSE PSYDUCKS?! FROM KANTO?! HOLY MACKEROLE, AND THEY'RE NOT INCLINED TO MOVE? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! ARE THERE ANY SINNOH CHAMPIONS AROUND WITH SOME MAGIC POTION TO HELP ME?! I NEED A FUCKING CHAMPION HERE!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 00:28:45 No.54367573 Report

Quoted By: >>54368111 >>54368183 >>54371107

lol seethe it was more soulful than "i haven't had my coffee"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 00:28:51 No.54367575 Report

Quoted By: >>54371332

>>54367567
they have a headache. psyducks are non-psychic types that (as their name implies) learn psychic moves, giving them headaches. that's why they aren't inclined to move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 00:30:44 No.54367583 Report

Quoted By: >>54367914

No, they're actually native to Sinnoh and have been since at least the days of old Hisui.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 00:32:20 No.54367590 Report

Quoted By: >>54369558

ENTER

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 00:36:24 No.54367608 Report

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>>54367567
just cover yourself in psyduck hormones

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 00:37:16 No.54367614 Report

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>>54367567
just catch em all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 01:33:05 No.54367914 Report

Quoted By:

>>54367583
this
You're a dumb faggot OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 02:05:59 No.54368111 Report

Quoted By: >>54368156

>>54367573
Yes because in japan the man was originally drunk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 02:14:04 No.54368156 Report

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>>54368111
yeah and in japan the thirsty guards surrounding saffron were sober guards

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 02:20:13 No.54368183 Report

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>>54367573
no it wasn't shit head
drunk man in a kids game will always be kino

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 02:22:28 No.54368201 Report

Quoted By: >>54368232 >>54368268

Is that... A-al-aldith from U-UNOBA?!?! The women who defeated C-Cynthia from SINNOOOOOOOH? And her Seviper from... HOOOOOOOOEN? AUUUUUUUUGH

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 02:28:34 No.54368232 Report

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>>54368201
Based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 02:36:26 No.54368268 Report

Quoted By: >>54369144

>>54368201
Hey rosa, can i borrow your serperior for a sec?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 06:23:55 No.54369127 Report

Quoted By: >>54372409 >>54372420 >>54372479

>>54367567
uh... unovabros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 06:29:17 No.54369144 Report

Quoted By: >>54369168 >>54369172 >>54369175

>>54368268
why does cynthia unironically give me snakefucker vibes now that i think about it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 06:39:55 No.54369168 Report

Quoted By: >>54369736

>>54369144
It's the Milotic. They have definitely explored each other's bodies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 06:41:04 No.54369172 Report

Quoted By: >>54369228

>>54369144
>Aldith sics her Seviper on Cynthia
>Cynthia fucks it
Umm…ok then

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 06:41:53 No.54369175 Report

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>>54369144
eh, she always gave off the vibe that she eats her garchomp's pussy every night
but that's just me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 06:51:11 No.54369207 Report

Quoted By:

>>54367567
Pool's closed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 06:56:55 No.54369228 Report

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>>54369172
>"What's going on?! He's supposed to eat you!"
>"That's still happening, in a manner of speaking. And speaking of speaking, I really shouldn't be right now. Ah~mmf..."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 07:49:11 No.54369363 Report

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>>54367567
No because people don't remember Psyduck shilling until it's too late

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 08:06:45 No.54369417 Report

Quoted By: >>54369696 >>54369702

>>54367567
>Cynthia sends you to take medicine to the Psyduck
>You do
>Cynthia shows up a second later and asks you to do another thing
women

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 08:52:59 No.54369538 Report

Quoted By: >>54371251

why cant you just fucking battle the roadblock pokemon
snorlax, sudowoodo, and kecleon all start a battle when you figure out how to piss them off to get them to move

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 09:02:58 No.54369558 Report

Quoted By: >>54369617

>>54367590
why that hydreigon has down syndrome?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 09:31:10 No.54369617 Report

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>>54369558
He has to live in a world where fairies exist and that drives him insane

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 10:07:08 No.54369696 Report

Quoted By: >>54370885

>>54369417
she was obviously testing you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 10:10:12 No.54369702 Report

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>>54369417
i would gladly do menial chores for Cynthia all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 10:28:05 No.54369736 Report

Quoted By: >>54370606

>>54369168
>ywn be taken home for coffee by Cynthia only to end up being fucked to the point of snu-snu by her and her Milotic
Bad end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 14:57:39 No.54370606 Report

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>>54369736
Why even live? Just kys

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 15:57:54 No.54370883 Report

Quoted By: >>54370904

A-ARE THOSE PSYDUCKS?! FROM KANTO?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS FUCKING KANTO PANDERING NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GONNA KILLMYSELF
*guzzles s.oy*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 15:58:00 No.54370885 Report

Quoted By:

>>54369696
Yeah, testing my patience and cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 16:02:04 No.54370904 Report

Quoted By:

>>54370883
>söyboy
But I thought genwun Kantoniggers were the true beta söy tranny cucks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 16:08:41 No.54370942 Report

Quoted By: >>54371061 >>54371214 >>54374966 >>54374990 >>54376228

NO. FREAKIN'. WAY. IS THAT... IS THAT A HECKING SNOOZY WOOZY CHONKER BOY FROM KANTOOOOOO BLOCKING MY FRIGGIN' MEANS OF PROGRESSION!? OH MY SCIENCE! TYRONE, STOP FUCKING MY WIFE AND GET IN HERE! OH MY FAUCI, I BET I GET THE POKEFLUTE JUST LIKE IN OLD GAME! LET'S. FEAKING. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 16:27:04 No.54371061 Report

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>>54370942
This moment mindbroke me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 16:35:26 No.54371107 Report

Quoted By: >>54374971

>>54367573
I unironically loved this as a kid & an adult. The idea of a man laying in the middle of a road, refusing to move, because he hasn't had his coffee is hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 16:36:28 No.54371114 Report

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>>54367567
Why couldn't you just battle them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 16:37:58 No.54371120 Report

Quoted By: >>54371128 >>54371161

The day this board admits that the DS games have terrible map design is the day that my spirit is finally freed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 16:39:00 No.54371128 Report

Quoted By: >>54371198

>>54371120
Why would I lie to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 16:46:14 No.54371161 Report

Quoted By: >>54371198

>>54371120
still waiting for them to admit that gen 2 was the best gen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 16:52:38 No.54371198 Report

Quoted By: >>54371269 >>54372340

>>54371128
And this is why my soul roams this place

>>54371161
There is no best gen, they’re all the same thing, they’re all as good or bad as each other because they’re all the same

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 16:56:36 No.54371214 Report

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>>54370942
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 17:04:18 No.54371251 Report

Quoted By: >>54371289

>>54369538
Just best guesses, but perhaps your character has too much honor to attack a sleeping pokemon before a battle initiated (but it's fine after initiating, sleep being a battle condition too)
With Sudowoodo, if I recall correctly, people didn't realize it was a Pokemon at first. One dude was going to use rock smash on it to try to break the tree, and another tried watering it. With Kecleon, wasn't it invisible and people weren't sure why there were invisible things blocking the path, only to find out it was Kecleon?
The real answer is gameplay purposes, but it's fun to try to justify lore reasons, even if they're BS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 17:06:37 No.54371269 Report

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>>54371198
>And this is why my soul roams this place
It doesn't have to be that way, stop putting blame and responsibility on anonymous strangers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 17:10:04 No.54371289 Report

Quoted By: >>54371307

>>54371251
Your trainer in GSC and HGSS can attack sleeping pokemon that fall out of trees.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 17:12:32 No.54371307 Report

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>>54371289
What a prick. No wonder Red doesn't want to speaking to him in Mt.Silver.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 17:16:19 No.54371332 Report

Quoted By: >>54375004

>>54367575
They're literally only non-psychic types because the Gen1 devs were asleep at the wheel. The name Golduck comes from the Japanese association of the color gold with psychic powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 17:17:11 No.54371339 Report

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Man gen 4 is so shit it's unreal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 17:39:49 No.54371439 Report

Quoted By: >>54371464

>>54367567
Why does everyone hate Kanto? Yeah the game wasnt the best but it was first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 17:45:55 No.54371464 Report

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>>54371439
If you ask most people what there favorite game or pokemon was they are probably going to say something Gen 1, or one of the remakes. Gen 1 stuff also gets the most merchandise. As a result deranged autists on 4chan feel need to be hyperbolic contrarians.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 20:32:58 No.54372340 Report

Quoted By:

>>54371198
I'll make sure you never leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 20:42:46 No.54372409 Report

Quoted By:

>>54369127
This is kino

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 20:45:30 No.54372420 Report

Quoted By:

>>54369127
SOUL

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Aug 2023 20:58:28 No.54372479 Report

Quoted By:

>>54369127
KINO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 04:35:11 No.54374966 Report

Quoted By:

>>54370942
well kek'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 04:36:12 No.54374971 Report

Quoted By: >>54377947

>>54371107
in the japanese version, he's drunk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 04:43:20 No.54374990 Report

Quoted By:

>>54370942
Kekeroni and cheese

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 04:47:11 No.54375004 Report

Quoted By:

>>54371332
good job on not reading the post you replied to

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 12:43:57 No.54376228 Report

Quoted By:

>>54370942
What's the point of Munchlax if they're just going to give Snorlax early anyways?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 19:02:05 No.54377947 Report

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>>54374971
Yes, I am aware. The coffee version is funnier.

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