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Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 14:34:08 No.54376603 View View Reply Original Report

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What is your favorite Pokemon Headcanon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 15:44:21 No.54376929 Report

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Pokemon don't shrink unless performing a specific move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 15:54:58 No.54376976 Report

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>>54376603
Every character in Pokemon is deranged which is why society is a Utopia.
Pokemon is a society where people kick their kids out at the age of 10 to compete in professional dog fighting.
No one wants to fuck around and find out because everyone would find quickly how sadistic average person is. Only a few organizations do fuck around but have (canonically at least) dog fighting teams on par with gym leaders and elite 4.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 16:05:06 No.54377020 Report

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>>54376603
ESLs and D students need to understand, the artillery has two consecutive Ns after the "a"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 16:17:23 No.54377094 Report

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>>54376603
The move curse, when used by non-ghost types, represents the pokemon cussing up a storm. Related, croagunk and toxicroak are 'swearing' pokemon because their middle fingers are red and they make poison in their throats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 16:18:21 No.54377104 Report

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>>54377020
Retarded faggots need to learn that canon is a different word from cannon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 16:25:24 No.54377149 Report

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>>54376603
mew and ditto

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 17:16:46 No.54377444 Report

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>>54376603
Kabutops and Omastar never existed in the wild, they're aberrations created accidentally by filling in the missing genetic sequences necessary to resurrect Kabuto and Omanyte with the DNA of other Pokemon, Scyther and Tentacruel most prominently

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 17:25:30 No.54377499 Report

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>>54377444
Too add to this, purported evidence suggesting otherwise(such as the Kabutops skeleton in Pewter) are the remains of early subjects that have been variously "dolled down" to look far more ancient than they actually were. This is for the benefit of a famous scientist charlatan for the sake of fame and clout.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 17:27:55 No.54377509 Report

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Honey is Daisy Oak, or at least was intended to be at some point in development. Honey and Daisy Oak do share a vague resemblance and Daisywould be about the same age as Honey on the timeline. Honey is also the character that gives the player either Squirtle or Bulbasaur, similar to Professor Oak. Her son also happens to be great with tech and it'd make sense if he got the talent from his Great Grandfather. Honey's inherent knack for battling also makes total sense if Blue is her younger brother and Professor Oak, who I'm pretty sure used to be the champion of Kanto, is her Grandfather. When you donate enough points to her in the IoA she says that she'll invite a special trainer to the Dojo, who I believe would have been her younger brother Blue, if anyone had shown up. The reason everyone calls her Honey and not Daisy is that Mustard simply calls her that as a romantic name for her, and everyone just assumed that was her real name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 18:32:07 No.54377772 Report

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>>54376603
Excessively humanoid Pokemon are the result of mixed breeding between Humans and Pokemon back when "little differences existed to separate the two".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 18:38:16 No.54377817 Report

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>>54377509
Adopting this, ta.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 18:39:43 No.54377824 Report

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>>54377772
Within living memory, as presented in-game? Because this mission in Legends is a reference to that myth in DPPt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 18:41:25 No.54377833 Report

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The ghost type and dragon type were last minute additions. Gengar was never meant to be a ghost, just a poison ball of gas gaining solid mass and was reworked to be ghost type. Dragonite was probably gonna be Normal/Flying but wanted Dragonite to feel more special. Both types are strong against themselves and only have one move of their type in gen 1.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 18:44:10 No.54377847 Report

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>>54376603
Unova nuked Johto and Kanto

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 18:44:38 No.54377850 Report

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>>54377833
Gorochu was cut because Tajiri felt a Dragon/electric mon available early game was too OP (also the reason why Gyarados became water/flying, instead of /Dragon). Dragon was likely there from the start, especially considering how revered they are over there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 18:49:17 No.54377874 Report

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>>54377850
Not doubting you but source? First Im hearing of these claims

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 18:53:58 No.54377902 Report

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>>54376603
i always headcanoned roselia being the size of a middle-stage starter evolution, but it's appearently as big as your average route 1 bug

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 19:12:03 No.54378031 Report

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Green from let's go is Amber two

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 19:16:25 No.54378068 Report

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There's a lot of euphemism for pokemon that indicate certain types of people, have sexual context and etc., but they are very uncontemplated. Like Gardevoirs and Gallades used to describe decent people/pairs, while Dunsparce is a girl who easily takes cocks whole. Also no Vaporeon because no one actually thought of that thing. Hypnos aren't useful like they should, but Beheeyems on the other hand used for very radical shit and by dangerous people

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 20:40:31 No.54378849 Report

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>>54376603
There are two types of pokemon, the types that trainers raise and catch and the type that are used for food and other normal animal things. The latter are basically selectively bred retards that have degenerated mentally to the point they're just mindless animals, whereas the ones used for battling are sapient creatures and have a desire to grow stronger, hence why wild encounters exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 20:52:20 No.54378930 Report

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I always figured that Fossil Pokemon weren't all Rock type back before they went extinct. The rock type is a result of the revival process being done on fossilized remains, with the exceptions of the Tirtouga, Shieldon, and Cranidos lines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 22:51:11 No.54379818 Report

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>>54376603
Abras are toy puppets possessed by astrally projecting pyschics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 22:55:42 No.54379849 Report

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>>54378031
>Reborn faggotry
Go back to your containment website troon (Tumblr), your shitty 13 year old edgelord fan game isn't welcomed here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 22:56:20 No.54379851 Report

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>>54378930
Disproven by anime and TCG and mega Aero

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Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 23:14:05 No.54379956 Report

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Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 23:24:00 No.54380026 Report

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The Arven we travel with isn't the real/original Arven. The real Arven was killed during his previous trip to Area Zero, in the same battle where Mabosstiff was critically injured. The Arven we know is the physical manifestation of the desires of either his deceased parent or Mabosstiff (specifically, their desire for Arven to survive/get a chance to live a normal life), given physical form by the disk pokemon.

I only have a little while longer before this one is inevitably jossed by the DLC, so I'm enjoying it while I still can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 23:26:49 No.54380055 Report

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Ghetsis fucked a Zoroark disguised as a sexy lady and N is their biological son
Ghetsis hates N because he reminds him of his post sex regret.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 23:31:01 No.54380091 Report

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i like the one where volo is quasi-immortal like cogita becomes the hiker in DPPt who tells you about the arceus plates

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 23:32:07 No.54380097 Report

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Dipplin evo "cause it's too simple"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 23:34:16 No.54380111 Report

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>>54376603
Genitals don't exist in the pokémon world

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 23:35:17 No.54380116 Report

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Steven Stone is a groomer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Aug 2023 23:40:00 No.54380152 Report

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>>54380111

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:01:17 No.54380289 Report

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Pokemon fuck and lay eggs. Regular animals exist too.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:05:28 No.54380312 Report

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igglybuff are born deaf and develop ears and their singing ability as they age/evolve into jigglypuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:06:07 No.54380316 Report

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>>54379849
The what

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:06:58 No.54380319 Report

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>>54380312
I like this one, but how do they know what move to use?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:07:19 No.54380325 Report

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>>54380055
N's more a Tarzan case, raised almost exclusively around/alongside injured pokémon. Learning to communicate with them was an inevitability of his upbringing in a universe with sentient, sapient, emotionally literate creatures with human-level intelligence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:07:45 No.54380328 Report

Quoted By: >>54380348 >>54380374

>>54380319
they dont, why are you fighting with babies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:09:05 No.54380335 Report

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>>54379849
It's from the Mewtwo movie imbecile

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:10:14 No.54380343 Report

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>>54380325
What does this have to do with his dad screwing a Zoroark though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:11:15 No.54380348 Report

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>>54380328
It's funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:14:46 No.54380374 Report

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>>54380328
>any argument on this board

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:17:38 No.54380390 Report

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>>54380319
>>54380348
>tosses newborn puppy that hasnt even opened its eyes into a dogfight
>pitbull tears it to shreds
>"WTF why didnt he just dodge when he saw the dog coming?!"

>>54380374
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:21:17 No.54380414 Report

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>>54380390
Adding onto this theory now
>The majority of baby pokemon die from kids throwing them into battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:40:38 No.54380567 Report

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>>54377509
There is a criminally short amount of art regarding this succubus

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:41:47 No.54380577 Report

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>>54379956
Is this not the case? I thought the series was fairly explicit with this theory ig

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:43:46 No.54380592 Report

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>>54377020
Take a look at this retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:46:12 No.54380612 Report

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>>54380577
It's confirmed that Silver is Giovanni's son, but we don't know if Mars is his sister and Ariana is his mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:48:51 No.54380638 Report

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>>54380026
Neat.
My retarded headcanon is that Arven actually only has the one parent in either version and/or is the result of some sort of experiment. I don't believe his conception was natural either way. The prof seems too autistic to get laid, plus the never call the alleged other parent their husband/wife/spouse, just "that man/woman" who left not too long after "the boy" was born. It sounds all very depersonalized.
I generally think that the prof's diary or whateve might be full of red herrings. Things are so ambiguously phrased that I don't know if the prof was just too autistic to write like a human being or if it deliberately covers up the truth.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:48:53 No.54380639 Report

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>>54379849
Didn't you watch Mewtwo Strikes Back

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:54:09 No.54380694 Report

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>>54376603
This is actually stated in the manga, Pokemon Adventure.
But I liked the idea that the reason why the player, some random 10 years old, is such a powerful Pokemon trainer is because the Pokedex.

The entire game UI is the Pokedex.

A regular trainer needs to figure out by themselves which moves their Pokemon know, their status, their location, etc. So they really struggle to train their mons.

Megan

Megan Fri 01 Sep 2023 00:56:39 No.54380716 Report

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>>54380694
i liked pokemon mystery dungeons i still really like heart gold though ^-^

cats

cats Fri 01 Sep 2023 01:01:16 No.54380757 Report

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>>54377850
>Gorochu
You're thinking of Ampharos

Megan

Megan Fri 01 Sep 2023 01:03:16 No.54380769 Report

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>>54380757
ampharos is epic i have it in my nuzlock rn

Megan

Megan Fri 01 Sep 2023 01:04:17 No.54380782 Report

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my fav head cannon is that pikachu cried

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Sep 2023 01:54:06 No.54381112 Report

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Magcargo is actually 1800°F but they accidentally added the extra 0 and it just stuck.

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