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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:31:35 No.54398739 View View Reply Original Report

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You are now a random NPC in the world of Pokemon. You are from the same region as your Pokewaifu.
What would be your trainer class?
How do you approach her?
How do you get her on a date?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:34:39 No.54398749 Report

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>>54398739
I guess I an aura guardian cuz my waifu is lucario

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:34:42 No.54398750 Report

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>>54398739
>No pubes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:41:47 No.54398771 Report

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>>54398739
>love Oleana
>be buff black belt or fat ugly bastard hiker
>pin her down and brutally rape her before beating her into unconsciousness and leaving her pregnant

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:43:50 No.54398784 Report

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>>54398771
This. But I'd rape Hilda. Either that, or I'd be a cool ace trainer who battles her, seduces her, and then pumps and dumps her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:45:10 No.54398794 Report

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>>54398784
>>54398771
Incels

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:45:46 No.54398798 Report

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>>54398771
She has a milotic retard

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:49:25 No.54398814 Report

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>>54398739
I'd be a rich boy trainer class. Since I know my horny french waifu would do absolutely anything for a nice new luxury purse, to stay at a fancy hotel for a night, or to eat at that posh expensive restaurant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:53:56 No.54398825 Report

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>>54398798
So? Doesn't matter if I pin her down before she even gets the chance to release her from her pokeball.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:57:00 No.54398836 Report

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>>54398739
>What would be your trainer class?
I'd take Dragon Tamer, but it would be ironic since I prefer fairy types.
>How do you approach her?
We don't really see her outside the E4, so I'd have to challenge her there to meet her. I'd have to make sure I bring a ghost type that loves me, since she can hear ghost voices, so make a good impression.
>How do you get her on a date?
I'd ask. I'm not a shut-in like most of you, I smile at a girl and ask her at and like 80% of the time that good enough, there doesn't need to be some convoluted plot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 15:58:02 No.54398841 Report

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>>54398825
Security!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:01:31 No.54398847 Report

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>>54398836
>t. Incel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:04:58 No.54398859 Report

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>>54398847
Sensitive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:05:51 No.54398862 Report

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>>54398836
>smile at a girl and ask her at and like 80% of the time that good enough
>implying that would work with an actual high tier girl like Phoebe just because it works on trash-tier girls like asian girls or indian girls
Kek. Delusional.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:06:40 No.54398867 Report

Quoted By: >>54398955

If my waifu's a generic, doesn't that mean I get like a hundred chances to try pretty much everything?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:07:57 No.54398870 Report

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>>54398859
>I'm not a shut in like most of you
>takes unnecessary shots and pretends like he is superior
>gets his ego hurt when he is called an incel
>calls other people sensitive
Kek. Don't be so insecure and sensitive. Can't handle the bants? I thought you said you weren't a shut in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:09:33 No.54398874 Report

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>>54398836
>has a convoluted plan to bring a ghost type with his dragon types when he really prefers fairies
>says he doesn't have a convoluted plan and will just smile and ask
Ok?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:12:34 No.54398887 Report

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>>54398814
Based. I would also join
>>54398836
You'd walk into her elite 4 stage just to find her on her back in the middle of the stadium getting fucked raw by me and my fat cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:26:43 No.54398955 Report

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>>54398771
>>54398784
Based and chadpilled.
>>54398836
Cringe. Your fedora isn't a personality trait. You being a obnoxious fat fuck doesn't mean you are outgoing or that people like you.
>>54398867
My NPC trainer class waifu is the beauty class from Pokemon masters, and the lass class from SwSh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:28:02 No.54398959 Report

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>>54398862
It works on basically everyone if you're not a neckbeard neet. Cope.
>>54398870
Because the implications of "how would you ask her out" is thst some sitcom level bullshit scheme is needed to ask someone out. It's stupid, I called it stupid. If you want to go out with someone, you just ask them. Cope and seethe.
>>54398874
I wouldn't bring dragon types, read. And no, mentioning your pet cat around a cat person isn't a convoluted plan, it's just a conversation starter.
>>54398887
kek

This is the most normie shit, yall need to get out more. Life isn't this hard. It's ok to just talk to people, and getting offended over that just shouts that you're one of the shut-ins I mentioned. No one called you out by name, you voluntarily self-identified with the neets and neckbeards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:30:16 No.54398967 Report

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>>54398959
I'm not a shut in. Its just funny that you felt like you not being one was important for you to point out. Which probably means that you are insecure and less outgoing than you'd like to be.
Imagine typing all that out and thinking other people are mad, though.
10/10. Nice satire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:31:56 No.54398978 Report

Quoted By: >>54398994

>>54398959
You're right. It is basic. That's why it's so weird that you feel a sense of superiority over it. I literally make a shitload of money because I'm good at talking to people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:33:48 No.54398987 Report

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>>54398967
>I'm not a shut in, I just take personal offense when I see shut-ins insulted, and feel the need to defend myself against accusations no one made
Sure. Anyways, as I said, the implication that you need a wacky scheme to ask someone out is basement dweller mentality, so I called it that. I know you're offended by this, but all the cope posting after that is just cringe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:34:30 No.54398991 Report

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>>54398959
>getting offended over that just shouts that you're one of the shut-ins I mentioned
No one got offended to the degree that you did, dumbass. They just pointed out how cringe you are and sound. Then you started flipping out. Like you said, it's not impressive, so why would anyone be offended over it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:34:53 No.54398994 Report

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>>54398978
The "sense of superiority" is projection from the incels here who chose to take offense as if I was speaking directly to them. I just said I'd ask her directly, yall are the ones that had a fit over it. Cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:35:59 No.54398997 Report

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>>54398991
>asking a girl out directly is cringe
>replying to people who replied to me first is flipping out
>your lack of reaction means you're overreacting
Cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:37:31 No.54399006 Report

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>>54398959
>typing all this out
>n-no!!! You're mad! N-not me!!!
Classic.
Are you autistic or something? You seem to be the only one taking this thread seriously and sperging out about it. I don't think you understand people are messing with you because you came off as a massive dweeb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:38:14 No.54399015 Report

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>>54398739
>anon has NPC waifu
>enter poke universe as said pokewaifu class
this exploit needs to be fixed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:39:10 No.54399021 Report

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>>54398959
Never seen so much cope in one post. Take your meds. For your sake.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:40:02 No.54399024 Report

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>>54398739
Cynthia wouldn't wear that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:41:36 No.54399031 Report

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>>54399006
It's really not that much to type bruh, I don't get why you keep trying to sell this overreaction bit. I guess if you're afraid of social interaction it seems like a lot, but it's a very normal amount of writing. Just weird how yall keep trying to sell the most beige, milquetoast, normie shit as some extreme thing. It's like you want me to be frothing mad so you can ignore me, but I wasn't even talking to you to begin with. Like half this thread is you people screaming that you're offended by me.
>>54399021
kek, cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:44:27 No.54399051 Report

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>>54398739
I don't know how to approach girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:45:51 No.54399060 Report

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>>54399031
Being able to talk and get a fat nerd girl isn't the same as getting a certified hottie like phoebe. She isn't the type to be impressed that you have a circle of fedora wearing friends.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:48:36 No.54399079 Report

Quoted By: >>54400698

>>54398739
>Candice
>Skier
>Try to impress her by skiing down the top of Mt Coronet
>Crash and die

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 16:48:50 No.54399080 Report

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>>54399060
Yeah again, this projection is just weird. You know like 99% of people who aren't incels just approach women directly, yeah? And not like, cringe youtube pickup artist shit, just normie every day talking to people. Saying I'd do that is just... Normal. Its just weird that you're acting like normie shit is actually fringe, it makes you seem like some incel who took personal offense to the idea. Which, was kind of my point from the beginning. Maybe you should go outside for a bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 20:52:32 No.54400508 Report

Quoted By: >>54400607

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 21:11:12 No.54400607 Report

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>>54400508
why

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 21:26:35 No.54400689 Report

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>>54400607
I like the thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 21:27:52 No.54400696 Report

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>>54398739
I'm not just one "class" I could be a blackbelt, a worker, a super nerd, an ace trainer, a rich boy, or an artist.
How do I approach Cynthia? I'll just challenge her to a battle at the Pokemon league and see if we even click. If not then, oh well. If yes, then I'll shoot my shot!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Sep 2023 21:28:53 No.54400698 Report

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>>54399079
Kek, you git it on camera at least?

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