>>54413739no, lando is a criminal
Once upon a time in the mystical region of Unova, where legendary Pokémon roamed freely and humans coexisted with these powerful creatures, a dark and unsettling event unfolded. Landorus, the fearsome and commanding Legendary Pokémon of the skies, was about to experience a nightmarish ordeal that would send shockwaves through the entire Pokémon world.
It was a stormy night in Striaton City, a normally peaceful and idyllic place nestled at the base of the rugged Unova mountains. The thunder roared like an angry beast as rain lashed against the cobblestone streets. In the heart of the city, Striaton's Pokémon Gym was abuzz with activity. Patrons from far and wide had gathered at the local bar, "The Elemental Tavern," known for its unique blend of trainers and Pokémon enthusiasts.
Landorus, usually the embodiment of justice and protection, had been drawn into the allure of the human world's pleasures. The mighty Ground/Flying-type Pokémon had ventured into Striaton City, hoping to enjoy a night out. Driven by curiosity and perhaps a touch of boredom, Landorus had decided to blend in with the local crowd, adopting a human-like disguise.
Dressed in a trench coat and a hat pulled low over his eyes, Landorus walked into the tavern. The bar's patrons whispered and pointed as they saw the imposing figure enter, unaware of his true identity. Landorus made his way to the counter and ordered a drink, attempting to fit in with the humans.
As the night progressed, Landorus began to lose himself in the revelry. He drank one too many glasses of the mysterious, brightly colored potions that the humans called cocktails. Unbeknownst to him, alcohol had a profound and adverse effect on his already volatile temperament. The once serene Landorus began to grow restless and agitated.
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