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Johturd was a mistake

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>killed pokemania
>started KANTOOOO pandering
>all the gym leaders use KANTOO pokemon
>KANTOOOO's elite 4
>ruined comp play with overpowered stall trash like Blissey and leftovers that continue to taint every generational meta to this day
>started the linear regions (in gen1 you backtrack for Oak's package in viridian, go back to the rock tunnel, go back through diglett's cave, while you can glitch the marowak encounter the intended way is to use the silph scope found in celadon meaning backtracking to Lavender since that's where the rock tunnel comes out., go back to one of the two snorlax once you have the flute, go all the way back to viridian. Meanwhile, Johturd only has two gyms you can do out of order)
>ruined beautiful Kanto pokemon with disgusting evos, like turning Scyther into a retarded bipedal crab
>ruined Pokemon designs with bobblehead moemon stub-armed blobs, ugly cross gen evos, and babymons
>made Gen 3's sales softer by complaining that it correctly cut your cancer like Day/Night cycle pokemon and had an identity of it's own instead of bland previous region exploration
>"post"-game is just a watered down shitty boss rush of Kanto trainers that are 30 levels under you
>ruined the Gen 4 pokedex by dedicating 50% of its designs to ugly retarded cross gen evos that were supposed to fix your single-stage shitmon garbage
>after shitting all over Kanto's legacy and ruining Hoenn and Sinnoh with your retarded designs choices, you also make Unova flop because it soft rebooted the series and tried something new and fresh instead of KANTOOOO pandering
>Started foreign real life region gimmick (Johturd is basically Japanese village: the region, whereas Kanto is a Neo-futuristic fantasy Tokyo that doesn't have to rely on boring IRL landmarks for inspiration)

You've been riding on the coattails of Gen 1 for far too long, Johtroon.
Crying about pro nuzlockers, discord, poketubers, or gen 5 won't get you out of this. You will always be Pokemania-killing dogshit