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Starters and their jobs.

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>Charizard
NEET
>Venusaur
NEET
>Blastoise
Ex-military tank commander

>Typhlosion
NEET
>Meganium
NEET
>Feraligatr
Gay leatherman

>Blaziken
Egyptian Pharoh and Cockfighter
>Sceptile
Ninja
>Swampert
Sumo wrestler

>Infernape
Sun Wukong
>Torterra
World Turtle
>Empoleon
Poseidon and Emperor

>Embroar
Wrestler
>Serperior
Emperor
>Samurott
Samurai

>Delphox
Mage
>Greninja
Ninja
>Chestnaught
Knight

>Incineroar
Professional Wrestler
>Decidueye
Robin Hood/Librarian
>Primarina
Mermaid

>Cinderace
Football player
>Rillaboom
Drummer
>Inteleon
Spy

>Skeledirge
Clown
>Meowscarada
Masquerade dancer
>Quaquaval
Carnival performer

This solves it. This is the DEFINITIVE list. I've done countless hours of research into this and personally had contact with Masuda and Sugimori, so don't bother arguing.

Charizard, Venusaur, Typhlosion, and Meganium are the only good starters.
Blaziken Empoleon, and Decidueye are the biggest piles of lazy uncreative dogshit to ever disgrace this franchise.